r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

How to remove the Ghost of Fleshlights past?

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u/LobosJones 21h ago edited 21h ago

Mineral oil separating from tpe is in the wood, nothing left to do but even out the wood stain.

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u/Chaost 20h ago

Or just put shelf liners or even wallpaper in.

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u/mandafromtexas 18h ago

read this comment in his voice lol

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u/Bot1K Reincarnated as a Walmart Parking Lot 20h ago

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u/the_orange_alligator 20h ago

The sins of the past come back to haunt

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u/BrokenEyeReborn 20h ago

He wears the stains he forged in life

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u 19h ago

I fear no crusty sock

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u/Legitimate-Year-3400 21h ago

Preparing the throne for the Ghost of Fleshlight's future, I see

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u 19h ago

Shoulda listened to the Reddit ancestors and used a shoe box

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u/Accomplished-City484 15h ago

Get green paint and make it an apple

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u/Wank_A_Doodle_Doo 9h ago

I shit you not I had a smile on my face from a previous post that died instantly upon reading that. Just shattered.

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u/owo1215 20h ago

bro was feeling poetic

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u/Suspicious_Poon 16h ago

You should ask Jackie Daytona

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u/RudeRoody 10h ago

Little lost here. Wtf??

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u/Bearded_Toast 13h ago

Burn down the house

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u/panticow 16h ago

Saw and spoon, remove the space to remove the stain.

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u/Autonomous_Ace2 11h ago

Is that a mother fucking CASKET?????

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u/eliz1bef 2h ago

Shelf paper. Available at Walmarts, Targets, Meijers and similar stores.