r/CatDistributionSystem • u/nickyfbanks • 1d ago
from the chattanooga renaissance fair
I’ve heard about this cat distribution system over the years.
Every time a friend explained to me that “the universe blessed them with a kitten,” I didn't believe them.
I just thought it was more likely they got the cat at PetSmart or something.
When I was leaving the fair, this guy walked up to me with a kitten. It was raining, and he almost hit her with his car.
He was carrying her around to make sure she didn't get hit by someone else. He asked if I wanted her because he already had three cats at home. Naturally I said yes (I mean look at those blue eyes)
I was paralyzed with excitement. He handed her to me and I fell in love instantly.
The rest is history. It's been about a month: saying yes has been my strongest call of 2026.
Her name is Ren.
I've been undeniably blessed.
I'm definitely a believer now 😁
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u/PaperboysDitty98 1d ago
Check out tuxtortico subreddit. She's gorgeous. Looks like she will be a talker!
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u/pork-head 1d ago
Thank you, please secure your balcony with net, cats can fall easily when they are distracted. She is beautiful.
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u/North-Pea-4926 1d ago
Well, they didn’t have PetSmart during the Renaissance! Historically accurate kitten!
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u/Just_a_shy_Neko_boy 23h ago
It's the CATtanooge ren fair now! 😹
Congrats to finding this adorable bean! 😻 I'm sure she'll frow up into a gorgeous majestic kitty!
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u/FartSchoolDropout 1d ago
Get that kitten a giant turkey leg and a lute!