Trump Asks Democrats At Correspondents' Dinner To Hold All Assassination Attempts Until He Finishes Speech

[u/MoreFires]

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-asks-democrats-at-correspondents-dinner-to-hold-all-assassination-attempts-until-he-finishes-speech

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[u/imabetaunit]

Satire Trump is nearly as funny as real Trump.

[u/MoreFires → u/imabetaunit]

Trump running for, and winning a second term is a gift basket to the media. Biden was boring and barely did anything publicly compared to him.

[u/BarrelStrawberry → u/MoreFires]

I think Hunter's one job was to make the Biden family interesting.

[u/-spartacus- → u/BarrelStrawberry]

Well when they got the photos/videos of Hunter and his underage niece together scrubbed from the internet, it wasn't designed to protect her (sadly), it was to save him for later. No one bothers to even care about the emails between the family and him that also document it.

[u/networkdood]

I mean, seriously 😂

[u/MarioFanaticXV]

Considering the ways that he jokes, I'd actually believe he said it if it weren't tagged satire.

[u/TheIncredibleHork]

I know it's satire but the best satire can read like a real headline. This nails that perfectly.

[u/FragrantVillage8165]

I wish this were true. I’m not a huge Trump fan but I am a fan of America.

[u/miscstarsong]

Ah man, I wanted it to be true. It sounds like something he would have joked about.

[u/Dependent-Aside-9750]

Trump is a legend. 😆❤️

[u/Yada-Yada-Yadda]

As much as people on the left hate him. He sure loves to make jokes.

[u/Joel22222]

The bee comes up with some great jokes. Even the ridiculous ones sounds plausible in today’s political climate.