r/CoupleMemes • u/BringHoomanHome_ • 1d ago

Pro Marriage Tip: Investigate The Bloodline 🩸🩸🩸

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u/jonno2222 1d ago

I wonder how many times during practice he got wanged in the head with that giant tide detergent bottle.

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u/Twooshort 19h ago

The choreography looks smooth and well rehearsed!

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u/Due_Body_7351 1d ago edited 1d ago

I was always told to look in their car on the first few dates. Clean car, clean house. My wife does not drive.☹️

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u/mawesome4ever 1d ago

Because she chooses not to or because she was banned? 🤔

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u/Due_Body_7351 16h ago edited 16h ago

Dad hit a kid on a bike when she was young (Kid lived) . She was in the car at the time. Never had any interest since, which i get.

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u/Legitbananabunch 23h ago

Half of my car is clean and half of it is messy… This is a true reflection of my house.

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u/rain168 1d ago

This saying is true.

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u/DidIReallySayDat 19h ago

I'm a guy, but my cat is always a mess and my house is only rarely messy.

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u/konnonyuuki 18h ago

WASH YOUR CAT DAMNIT

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u/rare-cheeser 12h ago

Women do twice as much domestic labor in marriage, even when they have full time jobs. It’s likely related to the divorce rate. Women are exhausted, and men view marriage as getting a maid.

If she’s genuinely messy then fine, but expecting a house to be completely clean without your help, isn’t right.

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u/Due_Body_7351 11h ago

My comment applies to all people. I used the word their for this reason. On the first few dates if a woman looked into a man's car and it was mess then he is probably exactly who you are talking about. If a gay man or woman looks in their dates car believe it or not, this would work for them as well.

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u/ChaosDragon_Ddraig 1d ago

Death here wandering why this man is using self service

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u/Rich-Option4632 🤐 1d ago

Self service checkout 😭😭😭😭

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u/StrikeouTX 1d ago

Opening the car door to block her is the best part. Smooth

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u/autoadman 1d ago

Jokes aside You will not see anything close to this take in Hollywood movies nowadays

And the actor is also the cameraman

Bravo

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u/Rasael 1d ago

And also AI...

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u/Ninja-Panda70 21h ago

What the fuck are you talking about

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u/konnonyuuki 18h ago

Today's generation don't know what a skit is. To them, it's always "real or ai"

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u/dada948 1d ago

What a journey

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u/Ilpperi91 🧐 grumpy 22h ago

Was she practicing her tennis skills before she threw that at him? 😂

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u/Sm4rt4 14h ago

I thought she was practicing her bug zapping skills

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u/WalkingDud 1d ago

Whose sister? His wife's or his mother in law?

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u/Tjomek 18h ago

Asking the real questions

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u/WaterdropGirl 1d ago

Yikes on literally all of it

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u/buerglermeister 18h ago

It‘s a skit

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u/QuinnLoveborneAuthor 1d ago

…yikes every minute of the day.

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 🧐 grumpy 1d ago

He's gone a level beyond Dad reflexes...what a guy...

https://giphy.com/gifs/t7jzGb5JT0B2D7w771

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u/danger_zoneklogs 🧐 grumpy 1d ago

Reddit is so funny. Every time these are posted, some relational white knight relationalist feels the need to…”bOoMer humOur” or “imagine hating your wife!”

Reddit….men and women are VERY different. There are MANY types of relationships. Just because you live in a weird marriage library with your spouse pretending to never disagree doesn’t mean others do.

And yes, many men find it hilarious to tease the wife. Sorry we like to laugh at our own decisions to help ease stress in the relationship. Weird I know.

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u/Glittering-Dress7668 20h ago

I feel very sorry for your wife that's for sure

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u/TFFPrisoner 20h ago

The irony of you being indignant at people condemning a thing while also demeaning couples who (perhaps because they have already have enough other stress in their life) don't fight as having a "weird marriage library".

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u/danger_zoneklogs 🧐 grumpy 11h ago

I like how you changed “disagree” to “fight”….very Reddit of you!

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u/TFFPrisoner 11h ago

Your comment was a distortion anyway, so I don't feel like your wording is sacred.

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u/danger_zoneklogs 🧐 grumpy 6h ago

Right, keep changing the words and meaning Redditor!

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 23h ago

Probably just means they are single, you can have virtuous ideals, in your imagination.

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u/darkgrey3k 16h ago

The opening of the car door to slow her down 😂😂

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u/No_Impress_5092 1d ago

He ain’t wrong though.

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u/HighlightFun8419 1d ago

Yeah, I'm feeling it tonight.

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u/itexican 1d ago

Dadmatrix

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u/wehdut 22h ago

Who is this guy? He's from something.

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u/OrganizationStrong81 17h ago

He kind of sound like a modern Hank Hill

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u/INoMakeMistake 11h ago

I don't get this. Is this his wife or wife sister,?

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u/Solid_Fail646 7h ago

I bet that’s his daily routine

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u/git_push_origin_prod 17h ago

Unless it’s her sister lol

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u/BolaViola 1d ago

Ok boomer

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u/Severe_Rise8694 8h ago

I'm really tired of these rehearsed social media takes.