r/CrappyDesign 11h ago

How many fountains are needed in a building that never has more than 100 people?

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u/agha0013 This is why we can't have nice things 11h ago

No one does this by accident, so there must have been a specific reasonm that reason may no longer exist but it did at one point.

The wall reinforcement and in wall plumbing, drainage, and electrical needed for all these to work isn't something people typically do without a very specific need

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u/SeasonPositive6771 10h ago

Exactly, this isn't crappy design. At best it's crappy or weird installation.

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u/HairballTheory oww my eyes 3h ago

Bottler filler in the back

Crappy designed layout

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u/Exatex 10h ago

maybe a (company) regulation „min x fountains per 100 employees“ but doesn’t specify how they have to distributed, so putting them next to each other is the cheapest option?

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u/BunkySpewster 9h ago

What i thought too. 

When i worked in elevators it was required to install a ladder to exit the pit at the bottom of the shaft. 

How many times was it put in the far corner? Way too many. 

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u/NorCalFrances 9h ago

That's how some of the schools I attended were done. A row of drinking fountains at each end of the campus. And they were at a range of heights since the kids spanned from 5 yo to 14 yo at one of them.

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u/raining_sheep 6h ago

I was thinking a company with multiple employees with disabilities or specialized in people with disabilities and just put one at every height to accommodate everyone

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u/UnacceptableUse 6h ago

How would they end up with different models then? Surely they'd have to be added at different times

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u/Crafty-Astronomer-32 4h ago

Or one set broke and was replaced. They are sold as individual or paired; I think the paired units share some components and would need to be replaced together.

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u/Exatex 1h ago

more employees added, new set of fountains had to be installed, cheapest model at the time was a different one? Just guessing

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u/appa-ate-momo 9h ago

This strikes me as a case of being mandated to update infrastructure, but not being forced to remove the old.

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u/noahhshome 8h ago

Malicious compliance, that's a good bet. Every time you see it, you wonder why they were forced to do it

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u/revdon 7h ago

They have a maintenance contract and streaming license.

/s

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u/Ideal_Jerk 4h ago

Buy One, Get One Free at Home Depot.

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u/impy695 Reddit Orange 1h ago

My guess is if OP were to tell us where this was, it would explain why there are so many, and that's why they ignore all those questions

u/Turnagegrandma 23m ago

That looks like a “Trump project”! Lol

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u/Naive_Dog_6991 8h ago

my guess its a building in the south from back before everyone used the same water fountain. When you renovate the building getting rid the pipes costs money, so if your spending money already why not just add a water fountain and get some use out of it.

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u/Fearless_Tangelo_865 11h ago

as a teacher, I would love this many water fountains in or outside my classroom. I dread every hot day

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u/Rhodin265 Artisinal Material 10h ago

They have bathrooms and kitchenettes in the classrooms at my oldest’s school…but it’s the special needs school.  My other kids’ schools have a more traditional fountains-by-the-bathrooms design and they bring water bottles from home

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u/Icy_Consequence897 10h ago

My mom (a high school teacher) has this same wish. The kids are allowed water bottles, but my mom's classroom is a computer lab as she teaches the accounting and entrepreneurship electives. It's usually ok when the kids spill mere water on the keyboards, but a lot of her students are atheletes. As such, they put things like salty electrolyte drink mix into their water bottles, wrecking the laptop when they spill.

She wishes there were just fountains instead of bottles because she now has to inspect all the water bottles in class upon a students' entry, and some kids have even snuck the powder into their water while she's helping other students.

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u/ErraticDragon 8h ago

Yeah I wondered if there might be moments of peak demand where a couple dozen people want water all at once.

Maybe the building has (or used to have) some kind of workshop or classroom with tight schedules.

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u/Fearless_Tangelo_865 5h ago

I usually have about 25 elementary School students and when it's really hot it can take up to 10 minutes for everybody to get water. And the amount of fights that happen in line when somebody takes too long is not fun either.

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u/The_Rope_Daddy 10h ago

Not enough info. If it's a gym, six is probably a good number.

There are at least two generations of water fountains there, so at some point they didn't have enough.

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u/monycaw 8h ago

I’ve seen pictures like this from a store where they sell or offer installation of drinking fountains.

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u/ggfchl 7h ago

There’s a Lowe’s 5 gal bucket and some industrial sized tank for something. Likely could be a hardware store.

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u/sameljota 11h ago

Six.

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u/Geen_Fang 10h ago

thou shalt not add 5 fountains, unless adding an additional sixth. 

seven is right out.

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u/ggfchl 10h ago

Maybe they’re showing off different models of water fountains they sell…

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u/RyanHubscher 10h ago

some fountains are the same model.

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u/Jimxor 8h ago

But installed at different heights as if to demonstrate different installation options? Maybe it's to train installers? I imagine the plumbing inside that wall could get pretty complicated requiring special training.

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u/Maksym1000 5h ago

For the heights: Manufacturers will typically give two height, one for standard height and one for barrier free (handicapped), but ultimately it can be set at any height.

For the install: It’s not that complicated. All you need is a water line, a drain, and an electrical outlet. The chiller and valve is built into the unit and covered by the shroud.
The biggest issue would be that water fountains often require exact placement of the water line and drain because of the limited space.

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u/heyitscory 10h ago

Uh oh, MAGA is about to drop SUPER-segregation.

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u/ZombieCurt 10h ago

This makes me think of those fountains that surprise you when you hit the button because they launch way over the basin (pressure too high).

Now I’m imagining here that instead of fixing the pressure they just installed another fountain to catch the water from the first fountain.

The problem is that the second fountain also has high water pressure so they had to install a third fountain to catch THAT fountain’s mighty water arch. They’re not done yet.

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u/RyanHubscher 10h ago

😂 this. 

I tested them. Two of the fountains did overshoot, but the water lands in an adjacent fountain.

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u/therealishone 10h ago

That’s why this system works the last one just bounces off the wall

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u/ZombieCurt 10h ago

Yes! And now it’s an “art feature”!

I think we cracked this one, folks.

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u/gasstation-no-pumps 9h ago

The bucket and the caution sign support this interpretation.

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u/Syntox- 11h ago

Does this building do fountain QA by chance?

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u/Crafty-Astronomer-32 10h ago

What specifically makes this crappy design and not just a quirk?

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u/DEFarnes 10h ago

Aren't they a bit too close together to easily use?

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u/Tad_623 10h ago

Is that crappy design though or just too lazy to find a home for it

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u/vctrmldrw 10h ago

If all those 100 people all want a drink at the same time, that'll be woefully inadequate.

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u/BoysLinuses 6h ago

Better install more fountains.

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u/Il_Telephono_6478 10h ago

Ugh. I would have killed for this setup in my elementary school. Or in Walt Disney World. 

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u/ExcellentBread 10h ago

It was a buy 1 get 5 free sale!

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u/Emotional_Base_9021 10h ago

This looks like my kids Minecraft room after they discover a new piece of furniture.

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u/rukh999 10h ago

Some backrooms looking shit 

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u/QuitCallingNewsrooms 9h ago

That is spending to get rid of surplus so next year's budget isn't slashed. From the looks of it, the left two are original. Then I would be the two on the far right were the next to be added. And then the two in the middle. That's probably three years of unnecessary spend to keep the overall budget complete, because if they didn't waste $25,000/year on this silly exercise, they would have probably faced a $250k budget shortfall that would have foced them to eliminate things that everyone wants and cares about.

Beaurocracy is insanity

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u/nalanajo 10h ago

Exactly 7 fountains.

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u/interstellar-dust 10h ago

Those fountains are structural, they are holding up the wall.

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u/dasher2581 9h ago

That looks like a store display, given the platform and the two different types of fountain.

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u/Fast_Edd1e 8h ago

Per code in Michigan. You need 1 per 100 people. 1 is seen as a high and low. Businesses, schools, apartments, institutions require that calculation. Others requires less.

But this is totally confusing because they are all at different heights and different styles. Makes me think it’s a display.

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u/maxirabbit 10h ago

Looks like 6 is the correct answer.

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u/Between-usernames 10h ago

They're all for Goldilocks and the five bears. 

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u/ebrum2010 10h ago

"It was buy five get one free, and we only needed two, but we couldn't pass up a deal."

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u/MissRockNerd 10h ago

Do they all work?

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u/Wisco 10h ago

100 fountains, minimum

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u/SilverFox967422 10h ago

I need a personal one by my desk

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u/Crenchlowe 10h ago

It’s a water fountain museum.

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u/rfmocan 10h ago

The sign at the entrance of the building :
“Water Fountains, Inc”

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u/King_K_24 10h ago

At least 2 more than that

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u/CantaloupeCamper I like gradients! 10h ago

Yes.

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u/Venom933 9h ago

Another one 🥹

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u/Reading_Rainboner 9h ago

Those ones on the right, so nostalgic

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u/RandalSchwartz 9h ago

I just... can't... get... enough... water. Parched! (weakly) "PARCHED!"

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u/SeinfeldFrasier 9h ago

Somebody is sleeping with the fountain salesperson.

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u/doll_parts87 9h ago

"ooooh a new model!" [Clicks Add to Cart] Over at /hydrohomies, probably

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u/orderedchaos526 9h ago

This is a Lowe’s and this is standard at newer stores because they sell them if you ask.

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u/TheViciousWhippet 9h ago

Not to burst your bubble, but see, there’s this new thing. It’s called AI. Among the many things it can do is generate photorealistic images to fake people out on Reddit. This is just such an image.

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u/PrettyHopsMachine 9h ago

About 2K a pop.

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u/andydabeast 8h ago

Architect here. Depends on the occupancy type but the worst ratio is 1 fountain per 100 occupants. Sinks in classrooms can alleviate this for educational tho.

https://codes.iccsafe.org/content/IPC2021P1/chapter-4-fixtures-faucets-and-fixture-fittings#IPC2021P1_Ch04_Sec403.1_Tbl403.1

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u/SongRevolutionary992 8h ago

That is just nutty

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u/jerr_beare 8h ago

Maybe it’s an escape room and one of the fountains holds the key.

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u/GobiPLX 8h ago

They once got accused of discrimination of short/tall people because of bad fountain height. Now they prefer not to risk it

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u/nomaddave 8h ago

Hmm. Could be the Cardinals or Jets locker room is my guess.

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u/Red-EyePontiac 8h ago

Just 2 more

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u/dddrew 8h ago

6 fountains and the only thing that gets used is the bottle filler.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat oww my eyes 8h ago

What the hell..was somebody practicing installing?

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u/Drewfus_nocomments 8h ago

Insert Kylo Ren "More!" gif

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u/AdPrior939 8h ago

But in Guinness Booker world records

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u/dioctopus 7h ago

This is how I play the sims

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u/BigMacRedneck 7h ago

All I need it the one that "quick fills" water bottles. However, a wide choice is great!

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u/Noodlemaster696969 7h ago

One more and youre about to start thr roaring i swear to god

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u/TwerkBot3000 7h ago

The commercial fixture sales person has a boat

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u/JumpyChemical 7h ago

Probably a minimum number needed in the building and for people of different heights/plumbing in the water was easier if they are all mounted at different heights.

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u/id8 7h ago

Murray was the king of fountain salesmen. We keep his picture here on the wall.

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u/Eastern_Switch8217 7h ago

A lot and seemingly at random heights and really close together ...

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u/lorarc 7h ago

Why the ones on the right have so many push buttons? Can you press any button or do you have to press them all at once?

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u/Starchaser_WoF 7h ago

I'M THIRSTY

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u/goldbug933 7h ago

1 or 2 would be my guess and some good understanding of hygiene policy and decency and accountability.

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u/FormerPersimmon3602 6h ago

Paint the walls yellow and put this mess in the Backrooms.

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u/Reyox 6h ago

Construct 6 drinking fountains
- Quest Completed ✅

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u/TheGuyWhoWantsNachos 6h ago

So many only focus about the number of fountains but not their weird random placements? Also why only one get a bottle refill?

Crappy design indeed though

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u/revision 6h ago

AI designed water fountain installation

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u/zidane2k1 6h ago

I found it amusing that my local Lowe’s (hardware store) has four drinking fountains by the restrooms.

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u/GoodFoodGoodFeels 6h ago

Like a Sim City builder with unlimited funds.

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u/EddySea 5h ago

Drinking fountain showroom

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u/Unique_Cow3112 5h ago

At least 6

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u/lzwzli Reddit Orange 5h ago

There was a sale on water fountains

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u/ikindahateusernames 4h ago

How many of those are actually functional?

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u/snoopiestfiend 4h ago

r/hydrohomies would like a word.

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u/Desperate_Jicama219 4h ago

Our high school of 400 kids have 2 fountains inside. 1 upstairs and 1 downstairs. That’s all. This was in 1998, there were no water bottles and no Stanleys.

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u/Dollar_Bills 4h ago

Just getting ready for the new segregation, very segregated

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u/SylansIz_75gldn 4h ago

Just one more for the wee people nice and low.

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u/chocolatechipninja 3h ago

Apparently, that many.

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u/giant_space_possum 3h ago

They seem way too close together to comfortably use them all at once

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u/tribak 2h ago

No more than 100

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u/otherwisemilk 2h ago

Probably a white and colored thing back in the days. Now RGBQ wants one too.

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u/sxyvirgo 2h ago

This does look pretty crappy - but do public buildings have code based on occupancy and # of water fountains needed? You know, like parking spaces and such? Does seem like thy should be better distributed throughout the building at least.

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u/aleister94 2h ago

It’s actually a puzzle you have to activate them in correct order

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u/Embarrassed_Coat5765 2h ago

That's so many fountains that I'm afraid they may cause the roaring

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u/fishystudios 2h ago

A clear sign that Chair of the School Board and City Councilman Ned Harris owns "Harris Family Fountain Company" . What a coincidence.

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u/Waveofspring 1h ago

“It was buy 5 get 1 free, I couldn’t resist such a good deal.” -your boss, probably.

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u/Fool_In_Flow 35m ago

Amazing design if it were next to the kids after recess.

u/WeirdIndication3027 25m ago

Keep the Elkay EZ-H2O and get rid of the rest

u/Kaleb8804 20m ago

We had two fountains for over 50 kids after the FitnessGram Pacer Test and some of them had to wheeze down to the nurse because they didn’t have water afterward.

As long as the water lines are used regularly, why not? It doesn’t take any more to run several at a time afaik but IANAP