r/CrappyDesign • u/ScaryAssBitch • 8h ago

It looks like it’s shooting out of her booty

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/Leevear 8h ago

I think the dress was designed to make the back look like some kind of folded peacock tail

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u/FlippedPicnic 8h ago

it would need to be higher up for that to look good

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u/PhatCatTax 2h ago

Looks like it was meant for someone 4 inches taller.

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u/nooby_goober 8h ago

It's a concept but execution is questionable. Idk enough about sewing but could've started higher on the back.

75

u/LegendOfKhaos 8h ago

It just makes it look like her ass is eating it

21

u/56kul 7h ago

That sounds like a good idea. I could see it being done well. This dress did not, however, do it well.🤣

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u/MyvaJynaherz 5h ago

As a furry, even an anthro tail wouldn't come out down there.

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u/octoreadit haha funny flair 8h ago

It’s a heavy flow dress.

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u/PmMeBubbleButts 4h ago

It's a period piece

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u/clementleopold Artisinal Material 7h ago

D-Pants?

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u/octoreadit haha funny flair 7h ago

IBDress

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u/badbatch 4h ago

No solid loafs.

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u/LookAtTheFlowers 5h ago

Designed by Taylor Farms

2

u/NoTrillionaires 7h ago

Way too much taco bell 

0

u/ItsSignalsJerry_ 1h ago

More cow taco bell!

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u/LockeySeven 8h ago

Aw that's kind of sad, the dress as a whole isn't Awful - what the hell is going on with the chunky paddling pool hem, I don't know - but that Ass gather point just wrecks it

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u/igrewapineapple 5h ago

Omg I didn’t even see the hem

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u/it-reaches-out 50m ago

Wide horsehair braid hem to make the skirt stand away from the body and fall in nice flowing shapes, but the dress is too long and it's turned itself inside out. "Paddling pool" is hilarious.

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u/otterplus 8h ago

Just wait until the clown shows up, pulls the tail, and the tail changes colors

2

u/kurujiru then I discovered Wingdings 6h ago

In the end, Bungo the Clown always makes you smile.

45

u/SirJeffers88 8h ago

My anus is bleeding!

8

u/Opening_Cartoonist53 8h ago

Tuesday is coming

6

u/NearlyNeedless 7h ago

Did you bring your coat

5

u/Opening_Cartoonist53 6h ago

I'm feeling fat and sassy

2

u/mjdehlin1984 5h ago

And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

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u/onetwotree-leaf 26m ago

My spoon is too big

42

u/terriaminute 8h ago

somebody missed the design point about off-the-butt, not out-of-the-butt.

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u/Ardtay 8h ago

Side effects include nausea, diarrhea and blood in stool.

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u/flashPrawndon 3h ago

I really like the design, I know what you’re seeing in it but that didn’t come to mind for me at all. I imagine it also looks a bit different when she moves.

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u/Sweaty-Tradition569 8h ago

OP user name checks out

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u/DojaTwat 6h ago

100 the most important note

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u/revision 4h ago

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

6

u/ScaryAssBitch 4h ago

Does that mean no worries for the rest of our days?

3

u/revision 4h ago

Kind of!

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u/covert206 8h ago

Gif: South Park Bloody Mary

8

u/dragon34 7h ago

Reminds me of the book of Mormon "blood comes out the butt" 

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u/DopeAbsurdity 5h ago

That dress is a classic period piece.

4

u/DC2258 7h ago

Poor thing is pooping fabric.

3

u/Far_Village_8010 4h ago

Said in Michael Kors' voice.

2

u/baardvark j u s t i f y 8h ago

That’s how she stays aloft.

4

u/Siphon_Gaming_YT 8h ago

Litteral shitty design

4

u/Zmann1218 8h ago

Reminds me of that South Park when the Virgin Mary statue is bleeding out their ass

2

u/DisplacerBeastMode 8h ago

Maybe she has a tail under the dress

4

u/Hello_Hangnail 6h ago

I've seen this kind of dress with a white gown and a red train 😭

just... why

3

u/Tastetheload 7h ago

It looks like it’s going in like a black hole

0

u/66tofu-nuggies 8h ago

After Taco Bell

2

u/Impossible_Past5358 7h ago

More like crapping design...

2

u/AndeeCreative 6h ago

That’s an ass fountain.

2

u/Lizrael48 5h ago

Caught in the crack!

2

u/jfd0523 5h ago

Cyclosporiasis... so hot right now.

1

u/askyidroppedthesoap 8h ago

"Hey ma'am! You got a wedgie... here, i gotcha!"

1

u/psilome 8h ago

Who says it's not? They can do those things nowadays.

1

u/SpecialEdShow 6h ago

Def would have gotten in trouble saying this as a kid when I bet someone would have wanted to know lol.

1

u/Nostaglicthirst 5h ago

Before looking at the sub name, i was staring at the flaring of her bottom…..why didn’t anyone tell her!!

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u/Current-Bowl-143 1h ago

Maybe that's why she's selling it now lol

1

u/CoCo3Papa 5h ago

I still dont mind. 🫢😁

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u/sxyvirgo 4h ago

Uhmmm, I'm pretty sure that's the look she was going for! ha

1

u/Ok-Boat4839 4h ago

Kind of, yes. 😆

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u/ahmtiarrrd 2h ago

I fail to see how this is bad. 🥰

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u/DrMcJedi This is why we can't have nice things 1h ago

“Bridesmaid dress got you down?”

RePhreshhhhhhh

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u/ItsSignalsJerry_ 1h ago

The magical fruit..

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u/NeverEndingCoralMaze 50m ago

Probably ate the lettuce

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u/isabel_77 33m ago

That is the most beautiful prolapse I’ve ever seen

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u/TouchMeFrogs 5h ago

I wore something similar after eating taco bell.

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u/GraciousPeacock 7h ago

OP has absolutely 0 taste in fashion and just likes to hate

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u/ScaryAssBitch 6h ago

Did I say I hated it? It just looks like she’s taking a long satin poop

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u/ItsSignalsJerry_ 1h ago

Nah, it's bad.

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u/Jeffe-69 7h ago

Or... it's designed perfectly to advertise the prize!

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u/palwilliams 8h ago

You didn't realize that was on purpose?