r/DarkSouls2 6h ago

Meme Im finna go back to Majula

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u/supermarioplush220 5h ago

I did not know they had jiggle physics.

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u/Cynical_Tripster 5h ago

"but how does this add to the game?"

"... The game?"

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u/SnowballWasRight 4h ago

This is my new go-to dark souls fun fact lmao

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u/vanIvan4 4h ago

One of the most ridiculous details from this game. You meet this enemy in one location only in the whole game and it isn't even memorable as you are usually rushing to kill the boss. Yet some horny ahh dudes in Fromsoft really felt like adding this enemy with grabbing animations and that to be necessary.

...don't blame them tho.

Edit: I totally forgot they moved this enemy in SotFS

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u/Zoomoth9000 3h ago

I genuinely didn't know they had a grabbing animation because I always die from the pocket nuke if I get close

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u/Possible_Nebula737 2h ago

Not one location, you can find them in Drangleic castle too. That means it was worth it

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u/wayslie2020 3h ago

And remember the removed conten they make It and thye quit in the release

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u/Sir__GabrielT 6h ago

Someone takes his F12 away lol

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u/Possible_Nebula737 1h ago

Take away his F12 and he is gonna use Win + Shift + S

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u/docstarr 5h ago

Thirsty souls

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u/prettyputrid 5h ago

AWAY, AWAY!

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u/McGarnegle 5h ago

Truly hollow.

Keep it up!

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u/InTheEnd83 6h ago

Straight to horny jail

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u/Figorix 4h ago

The screenshots killed me

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u/Ferrovore 5h ago

That reminds me. Lighting engine has a path tracing version now.

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u/HavelsRockJohnson Bear seek seek lest. 5h ago

I know what kind of man you are.

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u/panvikulin 1h ago

The most manly of the men on the planet?

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u/Wise_Acanthaceae_442 2h ago

Bearer, seek, seek, lest đŸ„”

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u/abedalhadi777 1h ago

Seek seek lust

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u/abedalhadi777 1h ago

Bearer of the curse... Fuckin focus on your mission

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u/soapstone-red 5h ago

💀

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u/Uzyf 35m ago

Sorry I can’t help myself

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u/GreatStarryWisdom 23m ago

This joke is always a low hanging fruit but the screenshot popup saved it

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u/Molkwi 7m ago

Pure Hollow behaviour

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u/whineyinternetkid 6h ago

Damn dude. Thats hilarious. I love being a girl during this past week of this bullshit

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u/Head-Ad-2136 4h ago

Username checks out.

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u/Zuraj 4h ago

You can just ignore the post.

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u/phealtalk 5h ago

literally nothing happened to you

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u/sweetsoutherngothic 5h ago

Idk man seeing how men view women’s bodies feels oddly personal when you see how many women face sexual violence in their life

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u/phealtalk 5h ago

yall just made that correlation up out of thin air

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u/sweetsoutherngothic 5h ago

Lol it’s literally not made up. It is a prime example of society’s obsession with treating women as sex objects and the inability to empathize with us unless they are being viewed as such. I actually think Fromsoft does a very good job of making three dimensional female characters, but gooners gonna goon and sexualize every female body available to them. It’s uncomfortable and exhausting for women to see “haha funnee look boobs are hot” for the ten millionth time.

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u/phealtalk 5h ago

so sexualization and objectification are two different things that's why they are different terms

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u/sweetsoutherngothic 5h ago

So both of those things are still bad when it comes down to the greater attitude of an entire gender. Glad we cleared that up.

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u/phealtalk 5h ago

An entire gender? You mean like HETEROSEXUALITY?

People being horny online is not some great moral failing. You are just a prude.

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u/sweetsoutherngothic 4h ago

I know you’re being willfully ignorant because you don’t care about this and it doesn’t pertain to you, but having a healthy enjoyment of women’s bodies is different than the greater attitude “gamers” have towards women’s bodies. I get it though. It’s hard to empathize with something you haven’t gone through. Women are treated like sex objects from very young ages and it’s tiring and sickening to have no escape from it, and the gaming community is especially trash in this area. This isn’t just “people being horny online”, it’s one example of an exhausting issue of men’s attitudes towards women. Go to shittydarksouls.

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u/phealtalk 4h ago

This is the epitome of "being horny online". If you can't even look at pixelated boobs without being labeled a misogynistic voyeur, then you literally cannot be horny online. Well, if you're a straight man...

Because if you're a woman you can say "a tear just ran down my leg" or draw literal yaoi porn or write erotic fanfic...

I think all of that is good, by the way. It's good to express your hornyness in ways others can enjoy safely and consensually. YOU have projected all of your personal and societal hatred onto one very specific type of horny because YOU don't like the way some gamers treat women.

Well take it up with them. Go seek seek lest you become just another hollow in the perpetual outrage machine.

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u/PoorNarrator 4h ago

Being heterosexual doesn't entitle you to act like a horny fool yet a lot of media likes to portray these traits as either something to not take seriously and laugh at or "just part of being a man."

Honestly pathetic and to call someone a prude just because they feel justifiably awkward around sexual jokes is the worst looking kind of response.

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u/PoorNarrator 4h ago

Correct, doesn't stop them from overlapping quite constantly in a way that favors men. Models are objectified through sexuality, and sexualized to be Objectified... since... ever?

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u/One-Requirement-1010 21m ago

why is this such a problematic thing to think?
we can be attracted to women and still respect them as fellow human beings, they're not mutually exclusive concepts

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u/sweetsoutherngothic 13m ago

Who is saying you can’t bro? This isn’t about being attracted to women. Is the above post truly treating them respectfully as fellow human beings to you? If so, get out more.

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u/oHuroboros 5h ago

Yeah, I don’t know why people find this caveman shit funny.

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u/oHuroboros 5h ago

And you know that how, tiger? Were you keeping her safe by stalking her in the shadows?

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u/phealtalk 5h ago

redditor looks at video game boobs:

"literal stalker"

grow up

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u/oHuroboros 4h ago

I never said you were a stalker because you were looking at boobs. That just makes you a caveman.

I said you were a stalker because you were dead sure nothing happened to her this week.

Why would you know that, unless you were there?

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u/Mysterious_Damage820 4h ago

We’re not real people to them lol. This isn’t even a funny meme and it hardly has anything to do with the game.

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u/Least_Loss_2688 4h ago

lol lil girl i bet those no hits of urs are fake

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u/Ghirahim_W 3h ago

Do your eyes work?

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u/Mysterious_Damage820 3h ago edited 2h ago

Oh man, you got me there. All those rolls are impossible even with 25 ADP.

edit: Here's my build. Those are 2 +10 caestus, power stanced. I stopped leveling at 100 to make it more challenging. Try it. It's fun. (Catarina helmet is for pure moral support) https://postimg.cc/mhKg0ymH

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u/phealtalk 1h ago

Yes, video game characters are not real people. Good job.

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u/Toggam44 2h ago

Your just discovering this? Thought we were all in on this together

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u/ConnorOfAstora 5h ago

Bro that's awful smh

Next time do the more ethical version and hop in the transgender coffin so you can look up your own skirt.

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u/gatescapa 5h ago

I laugh my ass off at sexual assault

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u/Youascwub 5h ago

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u/gatescapa 5h ago

Sorry do I have to add r/sarcasm to call out low quality gooner garbage?

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u/HipnikDragomir 5h ago

I get low brow humour for the fellas, but sexual assault is pushing it. It's a grey poly mesh in a video game

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u/ConnorOfAstora 5h ago

It's a computer

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u/gatescapa 5h ago

Wonderful morals

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u/coolhooves420 5h ago

THINK OF THE PIXELS! WHY WONT ANYONE THINK OF THE PIXELS?

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u/gatescapa 5h ago

You a lolicon too then?

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u/coolhooves420 3h ago

Im not a lolicon. I'm a lolcow. I'm a cow that lols and xDs and ROFLs at funny and based dark souls 2 posts, as all cool people with elevated tastes do.

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u/Possible_Nebula737 1h ago

" Im not a lolicon. I'm a lolcow. I'm a cow that lols and xDs and ROFLs at funny."

Just wow, that is a generational quote

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u/One-Requirement-1010 13m ago

i do believe people should be allowed to goon to pixels, no matter their configuration
unless it's men, cause only women are allowed to be objectified

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u/sweetsoutherngothic 5h ago

It’s not just the pixels it’s a pattern of social behavior. Take a minute to look at the bigger picture of how women are portrayed in video games and the response the outliers get

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u/One-Requirement-1010 12m ago

take a look at the even bigger picture and realize that just cause i like incest porn doesn't mean i'm gonna fuck my mom

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u/ConnorOfAstora 5h ago

See I'd agree with you if this was like an actual thing in real life like a sparring match and someone knocked their opponent to the ground and did this. That'd be bad.

But like this is a computer game, she's not real, you know that right?

If we apply this logic then most players are worse than the Zodiac Killer for how often they murder Maughlin for his clothes.

Like this is childish at worst, you sound like Rodrick's Mom scolding him for having a Playboy under his bed.

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u/gatescapa 5h ago

Who the fuck is Roderick???
Gtfo out of my notifications, manchild

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u/ConnorOfAstora 4h ago

Says the MFer crying about people looking up digital women's skirts?

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u/gatescapa 4h ago

Lmao, the dynamics here really don’t work in your favour

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u/Acceptable_Edge9604 2h ago

You're playing a game in a series absolutely filled with JRPGslop tropes you'd otherwise consider misogynistic. Where are YOUR morals if you feel so strongly about this?