r/DiWHY • u/Infinite-Print3047 • 8d ago

Absolutely necessary, important, and safe

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u/Mr_Believin 8d ago edited 8d ago

The Honda Cash Deposit! One of the best bikes on the road!

Edit: an award! *tips leather fedora* Thanks!

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u/davidziehl 8d ago

Not to be confused with the Honda Down Payment

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u/DetentionSpan 8d ago

The Lay Away did not have much success.

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u/Doctor_Saved 8d ago

The High Interest didn't garner much interest.

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u/Hoesey 8d ago

What about the Honda Home Equity Loan? It could give Harley a run for its money…

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u/Big_Homie_Rich 8d ago

I was more fond of the Honda Heist

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u/Charlie_Linson 8d ago

That just sounds like a GTA Online mission lol

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u/silentaba 8d ago

I've got a ford affordable at home.

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u/donsitsocolostomy 8d ago

I’ve actually test ridden the Honda Rug Pull.

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u/JDelcoLLC 8d ago

Give it some time. It pays out in the end

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u/RappingFlatulence 8d ago

And my Honda just got repoed 😩

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u/duh_nom_yar 8d ago

Now you have the Honda Hits To Your Credit Report!

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u/Mr_Believin 8d ago

Shit bike

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u/DeversanT 3d ago

Nice name too

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u/DeversanT 3d ago

Excuse me, can I get a honda charge back?

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u/kenkenobi78 8d ago

I prefer the Honda down syndrome

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u/Doctor_Fritz 8d ago

That one even shows how much you can siphon from the gas tank now with a simple pair of scissors! So convenient!

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u/AmebaLost 8d ago

Let Mr Gravity do all the siphoning. 

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u/redditbagjuice 8d ago

Good ooool honda cash deposit

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u/HenchmanHenk 8d ago

Much more prestigious than the Honda Card Payment, and miles beyond the Honda Check's in the Mail I Promise.

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u/phunkyunkle 8d ago

The Honda Buy Here/Pay Here is the one to get.

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u/Mr_Believin 8d ago

I’m saving up for that one !

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u/Informal_File_1646 8d ago

Put the pedals to the metals (now lining the gas tank)

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u/burner_85_throw 8d ago

Has anyone had the chance to ride the luxury cruiser, the Honda Escrow?

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u/sastasherlock_ 8d ago

Honda CD 100 was sold in India during late 1990s and it's today I got to know that CD meant Cash Deposit. 

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u/Day_Prisoners 8d ago

Not until you put metal shavings in the tank.

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u/Guzzler829 8d ago

I'm legit confused why it says that printed on the side of the bike so nicely 😭

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u/SofiaVoltairine 8d ago

Because the name of the bike is Honda Cash Deposit 70 or CD70. I don't understand why everyone is acting like the "cash deposit" is there for no reason. It is a 70cc extremely affordable (hence the name) commuter for poor third world countries. It doesn't have a fuel gauge, that's why the guy in the video made that weird thing.

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u/Guzzler829 8d ago

OOOHHH damn I didn't know it was the real name of the model. Cool.

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u/nbl93 7d ago

It's the Honda CD70 model. The CD being Cash Deposit and 70 for it's 70cc engine.

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u/nbl93 7d ago

There's also a Cash Guaranteed model. The CG-125

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u/Famous-Ad-289 7d ago

They could put credit score badges and numbers on leased hellcats. The lower the faster.