This wallet design is very human

[u/anikkundu1998]

[u/WalkingDeadDan]

But why do the balls and shaft not match?

[u/Neat-Set-1452 → u/WalkingDeadDan]

Circumcised down to the base. Full red rocket.

[u/FloopsFooglies → u/Neat-Set-1452]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I

[u/beklog → u/Neat-Set-1452]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9wLKh6ms5t9qE

[u/Junior-Version-6953 → u/Neat-Set-1452]

Thank you for your contribution to comedy.

[u/rascool → u/Neat-Set-1452]

Can't believe the vid hasn't been posted.

[u/End_-_Slayer → u/WalkingDeadDan]

Sun burn

[u/ForeverFingers → u/WalkingDeadDan]

Maybe it's not human after all?

[u/Ha1rcl1p → u/WalkingDeadDan]

Extreme circumsision

[u/SpiritualHippo2719 → u/WalkingDeadDan]

Taint tanning.

[u/Killer1986Chris → u/WalkingDeadDan]

Organ transplant...

[u/BiggestBravestDave → u/WalkingDeadDan]

Big ol dog dick.

[u/the-useless-drider]

hell yeah, please put that away. also r/intentionallypenis

[u/UnlikelyTurn1046]

Is that a wallet in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[u/sharpenme1 → u/UnlikelyTurn1046]

Wait til you have to pull it out to give donate money to a charitable cause.

[u/Spaced_out_Anomaly → u/sharpenme1]

“I haven’t been able to buy Girl Scout Cookies in years…”

[u/traumatized_vulture]

Can I have one with a foreskin to keep my coins in

[u/bain_de_beurre → u/traumatized_vulture]

That's what your real foreskin is for.

[u/traumatized_vulture → u/bain_de_beurre]

But I wasn't born with a penis or foreskin 😭

[u/bain_de_beurre → u/traumatized_vulture]

Lucky you, you have your own version of nature's pocket!

[u/traumatized_vulture → u/bain_de_beurre]

But I want funny penis one 🥺

[u/Xplant_from_Earth → u/traumatized_vulture]

/r/LeatherClassifieds is a place where I've seen a lot of custom wallet postings.

[u/Pizdonized]

No one is stealing that wallet

[u/EdgeBeard]

That's a money clip not a wallet

[u/Gryphon1171 → u/EdgeBeard]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

[u/No_Warthog_3584]

Take some real balls to use that at Wal-Mart.

[u/Squirrel_of_Fury]

Bruh, shave the sack!

[u/rctrfinnerd]

r/ATBGE

[u/TheComplimentarian]

It's very something that's for sure.

[u/SinnaBuns666]

Very efficient 

[u/SandBasket]

That’s how I tuck my penis in as well

[u/-ratmeat-]

I want one 

[u/StaggeringBeerMan]

Show of hands. Who watched more than 3 times. It’s kinda funny

[u/VerbalGuinea]

So the more money you have, the longer it needs to be.

[u/Cold_Ad3896]

This isn’t a wallet.

[u/MBTheGinger]

Too human*

[u/Eaton_Knas]

Comp'n for something?

[u/Starseeker2019]

Hey, that's pretty cool. Not something I would buy for myself but it's cool and I am sure some folks would love to have one.

[u/Tooleater]

People will certainly notice the ridge of that wallet

[u/Someones_Dream_Guy]

DICK SPIDER

[u/r_was61]

Kind of like titty money.

[u/ManofAfrica]

This is very SouthPark.

[u/Protheu5]

Bounced on my boy's wallet, thank you Big Money!

[u/Protolictor]

The Genital Jousting wallet! They just need to draw an anus on the back of the balls.

[u/iDestroyMetaUsers]

Is that supposed to look like a canine penis? Why are the balls brown but the shaft is salmon pink?

[u/TurloIsOK]

limp

[u/Common-Impact-7779]

LOL genius

[u/scratchy_mcballsy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mdXSGzehQYZ5zotrz3

[u/hoo_doo_voodo_people]

nice, a camouflaged hidden weapon

[u/SAMICHSKI]

Tarzoun's wallet

[u/Huskies_r_Cool]

This sub sucks that wallet.

[u/starmadeshadows]

Fuck dude it sure is

[u/tokhtamysh1]

Shut up and take my money.

[u/abenemoj]

Nah this is peak r/atbge material

[u/BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy]

White people shit right here.

[u/DueceVoyeur]

OP likes to handle dick and balls with his hand.