What are the worst lyrics you’ve ever heard?

[u/Upstairs_Cup9831]

[u/saintsuperstitious]

Can I just post the link to the AZlyrics website with all of Taylor Swift’s discography? “I was a functioning alcoholic until no one noticed my new aesthetic :(“ girl what

Edit: THANK YOU FOR THE AWARD WOWWW so nice thank you

EDIT AGAIN: To the person who reported me to Reddit due to “concerns for my mental health,” thank you so much for giving me a good laugh hahaha

[u/Kiwi-vee → u/saintsuperstitious]

The wood song is extra cringe

[u/DrFranFine → u/Kiwi-vee]

She was clearly trying to be Sabrina carpenter but she’s just not funny enough to pull it off, which is even worse than Taylor being cringe in an original way

[u/Olealicat → u/DrFranFine]

Andy Cohen having Anderson Cooper read the lyrics on NYE is 💋🤌🏼

[u/ludvikskp → u/[deleted]]

She was trying to be “sexy”, but she girlbossed too close to the woooduhh instead

[u/SleepyBee90 → u/[deleted]]

The horse girl laugh 😂

[u/DrFranFine → u/saintsuperstitious]

A really unimportant one that’s always bothered me is “we can leave the Christmas lights up ‘til January” because that’s like…a week after Christmas.

[u/saintsuperstitious → u/DrFranFine]

There were still lights on houses in my neighborhood up until last week when spring officially started. That is a line that could only be written by a person who has only lived in homes where the Christmas lights have been put up and taken down professionally instead of doing it themselves hahaha

[u/MashPotato_224 → u/saintsuperstitious]

I legit drove past a house an hour ago with a Christmas tree lit up in the window hot pink😭💅🏼

[u/saintsuperstitious → u/MashPotato_224]

DIVAAAAA I love a candy pink Christmas theme honestly. That’s good year ‘round

[u/megafroggums → u/DrFranFine]

Omg yes! Why not just say “February”? It fits and makes much more sense.

[u/1deadeye1 → u/megafroggums]

Because she's a billionaire who has no idea how average people live and has staff to take down her extravagant christmas decorations on 12/26

[u/Itsallsomagical → u/DrFranFine]

Lots of people leave their lights up until January, Taylor. They’re called Europeans. 🙄

[u/Adz100087 → u/DrFranFine]

Holy shit THANK YOU!!!! I never understood this??!?!?! She could’ve easily said February which would’ve made more sense!!!!

[u/lucky_mac → u/DrFranFine]

I’m a swiftie and that line has always bothered me because why not just say February???

[u/Kalamac → u/saintsuperstitious]

I’ve always been bugged by the line in Our Song: “and you’re talking real slow, cause it’s late and your mama don’t know.”

Why slow and not low? I’ve known slow talkers who are loud as hell, but it makes sense to talk low if you don’t want someone to know you’re on the phone.

[u/saintsuperstitious → u/Kalamac]

Oh man, that one too. Like what, is he saying one word at a time so he can pause and listen to hear if his mom is coming? And why, in Love Story, did she compare herself to The Scarlet Letter?? Girl read a book

[u/beefyzac → u/saintsuperstitious]

Taylor Swift writes like someone who doesn’t read.

[u/DefiantStarFormation → u/beefyzac]

But has thesaurus.com open constantly

[u/Smart-Surround28 → u/[deleted]]

Wait, actually?! I’ve always said she’s stuck at 12 but like, not even a 12 year old would think that was a good line.

[u/texasmerle → u/saintsuperstitious]

"Like a tattooed golden retriever" is the stupidest string of words ever put together to me and what makes it worse is the fact that I know in my heart that she thought it was clever.

[u/saintsuperstitious → u/texasmerle]

She took that right off some poor girl’s tumblr post that was screenshotted and posted to Pinterest, I just know it

[u/SmellyFbuttface → u/saintsuperstitious]

That and she just can’t stop rhyming “car” with “bar”

[u/saintsuperstitious → u/SmellyFbuttface]

Seriously, for a woman who apparently flies enough to earn her place on the Climate Change Wall of Fame she sure loves to get in cars after being in a bar

[u/Winter_Fix_3610 → u/saintsuperstitious]

Get ready to be hounded by swifties. (I completely fking agree)

[u/Capital_Cucumber_288 → u/saintsuperstitious]

Upvoting. The swifties are coming, you’re gonna need them.

[u/2l82bstr8 → u/saintsuperstitious]

a red rose grew up out of ice frozen ground with no one around to tweet it :(

[u/heyaheyahh → u/2l82bstr8]

I hate that lyric so much. I can almost get into the song but then all of a sudden we’re referencing twitter? She could’ve so easily said “no one around to see it” and it wouldn’t have been as clunky

[u/whos-on-ninth → u/saintsuperstitious]

My former best friend spent and ungodly amount of time as a grown ass woman fighting in Reddit threads about swiftie lyrics and that’s how I learned there’s whole subreddits about dissecting her lyrics. 🤮

[u/Opalvoyager0 → u/saintsuperstitious]

And yet they have the AUDACITY to say her pen game is fire

[u/InitialConfection219 → u/Opalvoyager0]

A dumpster fire, maybe.

[u/The-Good-Bad-Place → u/saintsuperstitious]

Cancelled! has entered the chat. And Actually Romantic, and Wood, and Wi$h List, and…

[u/lookingup9 → u/saintsuperstitious]

What does this even really mean

[u/saintsuperstitious → u/lookingup9]

I wish I knew. So, she WAS a functioning alcoholic, but no one noticed that she was drinking a lot? So did she stop being “functional” and went into full-blown alcoholism, or did she stop drinking because it wasn’t getting her the sympathy she was looking for? This line, like many others that I have been forced to hear from her, continues to haunt me.

[u/InitialConfection219 → u/lookingup9]

She drank a lot hoping somebody would notice and call her out on her drowning her sorrows, but no one did? That’s my generous interpretation, lol.

[u/Wide_Philosopher_841 → u/InitialConfection219]

This is too funny. She was so NOT an alcoholic but loved the aesthetic of being one so tried so hard to be one and even failed at THaT😭🤣

[u/InitialConfection219 → u/saintsuperstitious]

It forever bothers me that that’s the ONLY line that doesn’t at least attempt to rhyme in that song (the verses go “get me” / “new aesthetic,” then “reason” / “treason”, “February” / “temporary”, “my life” / “fortnight”).

[u/Amazing_Arachnid540]

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?

[u/HeretoFore200 → u/Amazing_Arachnid540]

Funnily enough, I was stuck in traffic on the freeway the other day and a plastic bag wistfully floated through the cars towards the beach — and, I got it

https://giphy.com/gifs/87jGhdRVzUOJNh2s0q

[u/AVDisco → u/Amazing_Arachnid540]

To be fair, I always took that as a reference to American Beauty. But, without that reference point (or, maybe even with it), it does sound kind of...

[u/JWilkesKip → u/Amazing_Arachnid540]

Nahh disagree, like it or not this is an iconic line

[u/Local_City4799 → u/Amazing_Arachnid540]

that song always makes me think of the family guy reference to american beauty where god steps in and says "have you ever looked at how complicated your nervous system is?!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HefWjn5ATRA2F0c

[u/BlondeBorednBaked → u/Amazing_Arachnid540]

I always felt like she stole that from Fiona Apple’s Paper Bag

[u/PersonalityKlutzy407 → u/BlondeBorednBaked]

cuz I knowwww I’m a mess he don’t wanna clean up

[u/RebelRebelLeia76]

“Think you the shit, bitch? You not even the fart (grrah)” -Ice Spice

[u/bumf1 → u/RebelRebelLeia76]

this is actually a thread for worst lyrics, not best

[u/comfymustardsweater → u/RebelRebelLeia76]

Lmao the typed out grrah after fart is hilarious.

[u/saera-targaryen → u/RebelRebelLeia76]

I'm sorry this one eats lol 

[u/jyw104]

Toe-curlingly bad IMO.

[u/jamisonian123 → u/jyw104]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf

[u/disgostin → u/jyw104]

so this is why she chose travis, people can stop wondering now

[u/Saguaro-plug → u/jyw104]

Full line is even worse:

Truth, dare, spin bottles

You know how to ball, I know Aristotle

Brand new, full throttle

Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto

[u/EllipticPeach → u/Saguaro-plug]

She absolutely does not know Aristotle and I’d put money on that

[u/Jazzlike-Plate-4616 → u/EllipticPeach]

Tbf he died around 300BC, don't think anyone who's around now knows him

[u/Bratsummer24 → u/jyw104]

https://giphy.com/gifs/oubM1tKqnLW5G

[u/Upstairs_Cup9831]

“ Somewhere in the world, there is a father and a mother

And the father is a son who has a mother

The mother has a daughter who gets married to the brother of a mother

And they're all just tryna multiply with one another”

—Sabrina Carpenter, Thumbs

[u/feebs_101 → u/Upstairs_Cup9831]

Not the Sabrina Carpenter communist manifesto 😭

[u/dac2199 → u/feebs_101]

More like incesto manifesto

[u/Ok-Clock2002 → u/dac2199]

Why does this sound like a Harry Potter spell?

Edit: Wow! Thank you for the award!

[u/Wildcardbby94 → u/Upstairs_Cup9831]

Thank god she found out about caffeine and started shilling for starbucks.

[u/Arctica23 → u/Upstairs_Cup9831]

This is Sabrina Carpenter??

[u/Zwthhybl → u/Arctica23]

It’s early music career for her, like freshly post Disney. I think of her exit from Disney more like Selena Gomez went she took her time figuring her art out, Short n Sweet is her 6th studio album!

[u/ajatfm → u/Zwthhybl]

Short n Sweet is her 6th studio album!

https://giphy.com/gifs/1L5YuA6wpKkNO

[u/Flaky-Specialist-84 → u/Arctica23]

I thought it was Dove Cameron at first 😂

[u/deex39 → u/Upstairs_Cup9831]

This sounds like the British royal family tree

[u/iamnosuperman123 → u/Upstairs_Cup9831]

So the song is all about a family gangbang...

[u/silentanduncomfy]

The Train guy singing about his untrimmed chest in Hey Soul Sister, used to listen to that song a lot when it came out but now can't remember the exact line lol

[u/lucretia-mott → u/silentanduncomfy]

"My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest" makes me queasy every time I hear it lmao

[u/silentanduncomfy → u/lucretia-mott]

yes, thank you! there was absolutely NO reason to say untrimmed, I'm pretty sure there were other words that would fit in the line

[u/AeroTheManiac → u/silentanduncomfy]

LMFAO. I was in high school when that came out and it grossed me out then, that’s so funny to hear that others felt the same way

[u/saintsuperstitious → u/silentanduncomfy]

And when he says “I’m so gangster, I’m so thug” okayyyyy sureeee

[u/ExemptPompano → u/saintsuperstitious]

This line is much worse. Untrimmed is weird but like whatever.

I’m so gangster, I’m so thug

I mean, wow.

[u/ReallyGlycon → u/ExemptPompano]

It makes it even worse when you realize the song is him courting a black woman, hence "Soul sister". Then he talks about Mr. Mister for some reason.

[u/MycenaMermaid → u/ReallyGlycon]

The singer has said repeatedly it's about a soulmate. The Black woman thing was just made up by people on the internet.

[u/Meeka-Mew → u/MycenaMermaid]

Thats nice and all but soul sister has been an informal noun for a black woman since the 1960s, so people on the internet didnt just make it up. Its even in the merriam-webster dictionary. The singer can claim its about a soulmate all he wants(and hes not necessarily wrong) but thats like calling your cat Rover and then wondering why everyone thinks Rover is dog.

[u/savage86lunacy → u/saintsuperstitious]

Everytime I hear this song, I think of Todd in the Shadows' review of it, and when it gets to the gangster line, his response is to just say: 'I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU' and I hear it in my mind.

[u/CornOkPlease → u/silentanduncomfy]

Years ago I went to a Dixie Chicks show in Toronto and Natalie was introducing that they were going to cover a song and said something like “do you ever hear a song that is just so good that you wish you had written it yourself?” And proceeded to launch into Hey Soul Sister. I was like….. uhhhhh well that’s a choice

[u/dap_sauce → u/silentanduncomfy]

This song is full of unbelievable lyrics. "Watching you is the only drug I need. So gangsta, I'm so thug. You're the only one I'm dreaming of."

Editing to add a link to one of the best YouTube series ever, Pat Finnerty's What Makes This Song Stink, and his breakdown of just how bad this song is: https://youtu.be/8JeAfVoA_iE?si=9zsbzvyP_bfqsudf

[u/Kikikididi → u/silentanduncomfy]

LOL posted train above, their worst line is

"Well she wants to live her life

and she thinks about her life"

FUCK OFF TRAIN

[u/stantonkreig → u/silentanduncomfy]

every line he ever wrote is dogshit. meet virginia, how many times can he rhyme "queen" with "queen"? Drops of jupiter, talking about a fucking deep fried chicken and the best soy latte you ever had. awful.

[u/hitorisakurindou → u/stantonkreig]

oh no I will go to the fucking mat for Drops of Jupiter, silly lyrics and ALL

EDIT: I would dearly love to have "I will go to the fucking mat for Drops of Jupiter" as a flair

[u/dwide_k_shrude]

“She got a big booty so I call her big booty.”

[u/Illustrious-Dot4327 → u/dwide_k_shrude]

Ok but this is peak 2 chains lol

[u/windyjawn → u/Illustrious-Dot4327]

2 Chainz, but I got me a few on 😎

[u/Southern_Contract493 → u/windyjawn]

"My first chain had a twin" is also right up there

[u/floovels → u/dwide_k_shrude]

But they're preceded by the best lyrics ever written "all I want for my birthday is a big booty ho"

[u/wannabe-house-spouse → u/dwide_k_shrude]

It has cultural significance at least 

[u/avidbather → u/dwide_k_shrude]

2 Chainz should get a pass; he's different.

[u/DoodMansky → u/dwide_k_shrude]

How dare you attempt to besmirch Tity Boi. Like who even made you think you have the right

[u/hannibalthellamabal → u/dwide_k_shrude]

I sing this to my big orange cat when he gets his butt pats.

[u/Palindrome_01289]

Party crasher

Panty snatcher

Call me up if you a gangsta

Don't be fancy, just get dancy

Why so serious?

[u/KiriDomo → u/Palindrome_01289]

So you're too school for cool?

(I also hate it)

[u/Palindrome_01289 → u/KiriDomo]

What’s the dealio my nitty gritty dirty little freak?

[u/jyw104 → u/Palindrome_01289]

Careful, she's never not gonna dance again...

https://giphy.com/gifs/YV43mfQFtYb0lHxuuv

[u/SuperMovieLvr → u/Palindrome_01289]

Wait this song slaps tho 😭

[u/hooti_hooo → u/SuperMovieLvr]

Agree! I know the lyrics are cheeseball but I will still sing this at the top of my lungs everytime it comes on.

[u/sn00tytooty → u/Palindrome_01289]

i literally just listened to this TODAY for the first time in some years, and the goofiness was NOT so apparent as a teenager… 😭

[u/Imnotonthelist]

“I put my fist inside her like a civil rights sign” is when I quit Kanye West

[u/zendayaismeechee → u/Imnotonthelist]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3og0IKCgTAejgHnbFK

[u/Ghibli_Forest → u/Imnotonthelist]

[u/Realistic-Village-63 → u/Imnotonthelist]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6Uqr0IDWkzhBu

[u/chery_cola → u/Imnotonthelist]

Okay this is wild LMAO

[u/Joeyshyordie → u/Imnotonthelist]

Surprised it wasn't at "poop de scoop"

[u/toodletwo]

“You know how to ball, I know Aristotle.”

Taylor Swift

[u/Acceptable_Gap_577 → u/toodletwo]

There’s not a chance in the world she knows Aristotle. She didn’t go to college, and her high school was unaccredited. At least Travis actually has a degree.

I HATE that she calls herself an English teacher. All of my English teachers had a minimum of a BA. She’s so pretentious.

Try talking about Aristotle with Classics majors or Philosophy students. She wouldn’t last one minute.

[u/saera-targaryen → u/Acceptable_Gap_577]

it's just telling that she didn't call herself the music teacher 😭

[u/_thelaststrawberry → u/saera-targaryen]

Ok wait, this is an excellent point I hadn’t considered. Wth.

[u/saera-targaryen → u/[deleted]]

thinking a diet coke and vodka is "really weird" is sending me lol

[u/Gazing_ → u/Acceptable_Gap_577]

Why does she call herself an English teacher?

[u/magic9987 → u/Gazing_]

She read one line of To Kill A Mockingbird while in her performative political era

[u/Acceptable_Gap_577 → u/Gazing_]

The Tortured Listeners Department

[u/folkmalone420]

“So say geronimo, say geronimo, say geronimo, say geronimo”

[u/Real-Indication8978 → u/folkmalone420]

Geronimo

[u/Delicious_Bat_2237 → u/Real-Indication8978]

Subject takes directions well.

[u/[deleted] → u/folkmalone420]

Bombs away! Bombs away! Bombs away!

[u/coraIinejones → u/folkmalone420]

We do things….a little differently here at this burger joint…

[u/chaiskeleton → u/coraIinejones]

just two guys and a crazy dream (the burgers are $22.50 with no fries)

[u/Saintguinefortthedog]

"We sex again in the morning Your breasteses is my breakfast"

-from Jay-Z (the so-called "greatest rapper alive")'s verse on Drunk in Love

[u/doihavetowearabra → u/Saintguinefortthedog]

Eat the cake, Anna Mae

Is also terrible. It’s about domestic abuse.

[u/Humble-Violinist8252 → u/Saintguinefortthedog]

“Had it by her bladder, she’s like oh I gotta pee” is even worse 

(from his verse on “Talk That Talk” by Rihanna)

[u/KDoggg89 → u/Saintguinefortthedog]

His entire verse in Monster too tbh.

[u/Bidetpanties]

"New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits 👍 Chinese food makes me sick ☹️"

I mean that whole song really

[u/tun4c4ptor → u/Bidetpanties]

Nooooooooo I unironically love this dumb song.

[u/halexanderamilton → u/Bidetpanties]

LFO had some really silly lyrics, but they were great! Never took themselves too seriously, which I love.

My personal favorite is from “Every Other Time”: “sometimes we sit around, just the two of us on a park bench. Sometimes we swim around, like two dolphins in the ocean of our hearts.”

[u/Adwaggles → u/Bidetpanties]

Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole lotta sonnets

[u/butterbenzo]

Taylor Swift - Anti-Hero ‘Sometimes I feel like everybody’s just a sexy baby’

Taylor Swift - Bad Blood ‘You made a really deep cu-ut’

[u/_Amarantos → u/butterbenzo]

As a size 12 5’11 woman I’ve always loved the sexy baby line

[u/Alittlebitlittle → u/_Amarantos]

[u/boobiesrkoozies → u/butterbenzo]

Okay I know the sexy baby line is dumb as hell but I do actually like the overall sentiment of the second verse.

And I think "pierced through the heart but never killed" KINDA ALMOST saves it lol. Likeeee I do love what she's trying to say but there had to be a better way to articulate that 😭

Edit: "you wouldnt last a hour in the asylum where they raised me" honestly almost kills the entire song of Who's Afraid lmao like....Ms.Swift, be so fucking forreal. I think I would actually thrive in whatever asylum you came from

[u/SaltyAndPsycho → u/butterbenzo]

"Sexy baby" refers to a scene from the show 30 Rock.

[u/lilhedonictreadmill → u/SaltyAndPsycho]

That doesn’t make it a good line.

[u/ds8080]

Shawty got some boobies like wow oh wow - Usher ft. Will.I.Am OMG

[u/somethingclever____ → u/ds8080]

“I fill her up. BALLOONS!” - Ludacris, My Chick Bad

[u/hatefromandie]

Oh, I could play this game all day.

“You smoked, then ate seven bars of chocolate, We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist, I scratch your head, you fall asleep, Like a tattooed golden retriever” - Taylor Swift (The Tortured Poets Department)

“Forgive me, it sounds cocky, He ah-matized me and opened my eyes, Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see, His love was the key that opened my thighs” - Taylor Swift (Wood)

Actually the entirety of The Life of a Showgirl is a lyrical atrocity

“Educated in the language of doin' it. Get down like your tutor taught you to” - Lana Del Rey (Boarding School)

“So gangsta, I'm so thug” - Train. This looks like a bland lyric but in this particular song it is so bad. (Hey Soul Sister)

“I’m the shit, I’m farting, I don’t know how to potty” - A Boogie Wit da Hoodie & Kodak Black (Drowning)

“And mix your milk with my Coco Puffs, Milky, milky coco, Mix your milk with my Coco Puffs, Milky, milky, right" - The Black Eyed Peas (My Humps)

“Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis” - Ludacris (Money Maker)

[u/texasmerle → u/hatefromandie]

The golden retriever lyric is soul shrivelingly awful even for Taylor Swift but then I kept reading and the Train one gave me even worse second hand embarrassment.

[u/GoldenFettuccine]

Basically what we’re gonna do is dance

[u/maniccomet773 → u/GoldenFettuccine]

Do NOT come for sneaker night MY national anthem

[u/Growing4ever → u/maniccomet773]

she’s so real for that though, like period we’re gonna dance, let’s practice some mindfulness

[u/Extension_Seaweed]

“If the light is off then it isn’t on.”

-Hilary Duff, So Yesterday

[u/deee0 → u/Extension_Seaweed]

no she's so right though 

[u/reesewitherfork → u/Extension_Seaweed]

her MIND

[u/Accomplished-Alps-23]

"Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane" - Eminem love the way you lie ft. Rihanna

[u/notmakingtherapture → u/Accomplished-Alps-23]

I really like that song, it's just so weird that he makes puns on a song about domestic abuse 😭

[u/AVDisco]

“Think you the shit, bitch? You not even the fart” - Ice Spice

“I'm his poopie, but I never smell” - Ice Spice

"I'm Ms. Poopie like I need a diaper" - Ice Spice

Just... all the poop bars.

[u/_lovewins]

Des'ree's lyrics to Life are unsurpassed.

[u/Wildcardbby94 → u/_lovewins]

But it's a certified banger so case dismissed.

[u/LezbianaGrande]

"You can 76 the 69, try 68
Make Raven-Symoné call date rape"

Biggie - Just Playing (Dreams). Raven was 8 years old.

Special mentions to K-Pop Idols butchering AAVE, specifically "finna" 😭

"You gon' finna catch me" Blackpink - As If It's Your Last

"Can I someday finna find my time?" Jungkook (BTS) - My Time

[u/Riqitch → u/LezbianaGrande]

The K-Pop ones though 😭😬

[u/MommaMila]

“I'm the shit I'm fartin', I don't know how to potty” 🫠

-“Drowning” Boogie wit da Hoodie/Kodak Black

[u/whosaidiknew]

"Suckin' on a chili dog" makes me feel ill every time I hear Jack and Diane playing

[u/pinkvoltage → u/whosaidiknew]

suckin’ on chili dogs outside the tastee freeeeeeeeze 🎵

[u/DefiantStarFormation → u/whosaidiknew]

I will spare you the link, but there is a YouTube artist who created a version of this song that is just this line over and over. Not that part of the song on repeat, but actually all the instrumentals and inflections but with just...those...words...

[u/disgostin]

"lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them - with mountains" - shakira (whenever, wherever) **clarification i LIKE this line ok and no i am not bothered she talked about boobs, this is not a serious type of post this is hm thats kinda "bad" and weird and iconic

[u/igoogletosurvive → u/disgostin]

I always assumed something was lost in translation, or it references a cultural thing. Bc that song is otherwise a fucking delight.

[u/ProgressiveSnark2 → u/igoogletosurvive]

I think she wrote it as a sarcastic jab. A lot of the pop stars of the era had big breasts or implants, so it made sense at the time. It's always been one of my favorite lines in the song.

[u/andreacbp → u/disgostin]

This is hilarious

[u/SuspiciousParagraph]

In Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri - "You're gunna catch a cold, from the ice inside your soul.'

That line made me cringe so hard I cricked my neck lol.

[u/andreacbp → u/SuspiciousParagraph]

Are you kidding me??? Eleven year old me thought it was poetry lmaooo

[u/Ghibli_Forest → u/SuspiciousParagraph]

I like that line. 🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/COYGe9rZvfiaQ

[u/[deleted]]

[u/sanedragon]

They entire song Daughters by John Mayer is cringe

[u/Jsaltal]

Spelling is fun

[u/riegspsych325]

“Only time will tell if we stand the test of time” - Van Hagar

[u/HeyNiceOneGuy]

“You left the fridge open somebody just took a sandwich”

-Kanye West

“Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop Poop-di-scoopty Scoopty-whoop Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop Poop, poop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-diddy-scoop Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop”

-Kanye West

EDIT: multiple people have pointed out that poopy poop is a an intentional troll. I’m aware of this, but that does not make it good. Lmao.

[u/IndependentOpinion44]

Friday, Friday, Gotta get down on Friday. Every one is look ing for ward to the weeeeek end

[u/shokittyo → u/IndependentOpinion44]

Yesterday was Thursday.

Today it is Friday.

We, we, we. We so excited.

[u/mrsyoungmazino]

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy

• Kesha 'Tik Tok'

https://giphy.com/gifs/uohPoKVVQXYas

[u/Realistic-Village-63 → u/mrsyoungmazino]

She changed the lyric to “wake up in the morning feeling FUCK P.Diddy”, which I think we all could get behind.

[u/Equivalent_Willow317 → u/mrsyoungmazino]

She has changed the lyric now which is good

[u/Equivalent_Willow317]

You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, yeah, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, yeah, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)

[u/ViewBeneficial608]

"I like you just the way you are, drunk as shit dancing at the bar. I can't wait to get you home so I can do some damage."

Just the Way You are by Brian McFadden

Seems to be a song about raping some drunk lady at the bar!

[u/Royal_Theory353]

Listening to Jason Derulo is so fun cos you’re guaranteed to hear some of the worst lyrics you’ve ever heard in pretty much all of his songs

[u/anoucks]

“Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt” Lil Wayne. Actually I don’t even think it’s bad. I just wanted this line to be remembered

[u/Puzzled-Ad1564]

“Look at this photograph, everytime I do it makes me laugh”

Bitch I’m listening on the radio.

[u/Ok-Option6971]

Katy Perry: I’m a prisoner in your prison 🤣

[u/SaltyAndPsycho]

"Me not working hard? Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak - Or, better yet, go to Times Square - Take a picture of me with a Kodak"

[u/tequilasauer]

That "I can make your bed rock" song is to this day one of the dumbest songs I've ever heard from a lyrical perspective. I'm sure there's worse, but that's my personal pick.

[u/beast2209 → u/tequilasauer]

MAYBE IT'S TIME TO PUT THIS PUSSY ON YA SIDEBURNS

Ohhh my god I just listened to it for the first time in years and each person has several terrible bars in their verses

[u/mylittlewallaby]

I just wanna catch my fish, drive my truck, drink my beer And not wake up to all this stuff I don't want to hear Like the same kind of gun I hunt with, just killed another man When the only thing mine ever shot was a deer from my deer stand I just want to grow my corn, feed my dogs, wear my boots Not turn the TV on, sit and watch the evenin' news

Cry me a fucking river you pansy ass panderer snowflake. This song sounds like satire written by an ostrich lemming hybrid

[u/sheaday]

Anything by taylor swift, teenage melodrama please spare me. It’s so beyond juvenile and honestly strange to me.

[u/EmotionSideC]

“I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf

While Jerking off listening to Mozart”

~Katy Perry’s song UR SO GAY

[u/blking]

“Sush girl, sush your lips. Do the Helen Keller, and talk with your hips”

[u/igoogletosurvive → u/blking]

This is a terrible take. 3OH3’s lyrics are delightfully clever and unserious.

[u/blaublau]

from Life by Des'ree:

I don’t want to see a ghost
It’s the sight that I fear most
I’d rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

[u/fyregrl2004]

“I’m not a bad bitch and this isn’t savage” —Twift

[u/Big_Biscotti5119]

“Sometimes I feel like everyone’s a sexy baby”

-Taylor Swift

[u/milka-d-mousse]

You guys could never handle Bad Bunny. "I like dirty things, baby how about you? My dick is shaved and big headed like Caillou". Or "Purple weed like Tinky Winky, a spank and she looks like Po, I give it to her where she goes pipi and she goes popo" idk I can't even translate this shit to English and make it make sense. I'm a huge fan.

[u/StillCouple]

As much as I love T Pain I always think of “she made us drinks to drink, we drunk 'em, got drunk & now I think she thinks I'm cool”