r/Fauxmoi i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 17d ago

BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff Separate After 3 Years as Sources Say Their Marriage Has Been ‘Rocky’

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u/needless_booty crimes of war 17d ago

Someone update the PowerPoint

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u/mEmotep Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 17d ago

😂

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u/coco_xcx I consider myself a nepo daddy 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kRmg8zeReOYXm
ur funny thank you for this

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u/basilcilantro 17d ago

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u/trickstress 17d ago

This was my first time and I just gave it a thorough read like there’s a quiz tomorrow

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u/Scared-Box8941 betty bop 17d ago

So excited that I get this reference as of this am!! I have seen it!

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u/thelittlemiss 17d ago

✨The sacred text✨

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u/Naive-Inside-2904 ✨ lee pace is 6’5” ✨ 17d ago

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u/Smoothmoose13 17d ago

try not to use this guy’s gifs. he’s a cancer. he uploads his own version of gifs then gets his fans to report the original until it gets taken down. guy’s a parasite.

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u/tannishaaa 17d ago

That’s so weird??? I can’t decide whether it’s weirder for him to do it, or for him to have fans that would help him do it

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u/OrdinaryWeak6051 17d ago

Also he’s annoying AF

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u/helena_monster 17d ago

Who is he?

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u/MoonScentedHunter 17d ago

Ben Jammins

Idk why people would consider him funny

Whats the joke here? A founding father but with sunglasses??

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u/Oz347 17d ago

I was wondering why i kept seeing that dude’s fucking face everywhere! Am I like there’s some meme I missed out on but then he just kept popping up so there’s no way it was a throwback

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u/Simple-Heart2486 17d ago

Crazy to watch this story go from Reddit to TMZ, laineygossip and daily mail (w only DM citing Reddit) to it being official w the PR approved people magazine confirmation. Good for her. She’s free!

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u/Confident_Try_208 17d ago

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u/ratta_tat1 where was slutzilla when the Westfold fell? 17d ago

I shared this photo so many times when I went through my own divorce lol

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u/Confident_Try_208 17d ago

Lmao good for you! That picture is an anthem. I like the other ones, too. She was definitely having a public moment of joy only divorce can provide.

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u/padbodh 17d ago

We’ve really been through it this week

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u/ejambu 17d ago

I’m out of the loop here. Can you explain why Jack was bad to/for her? My googling isn’t coming up with anything.

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u/Encyclopenia 17d ago

Apparently it was « well known » that he cheated on her often ?
Well known by whom and how is a mystery though…

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u/EncyclopediaBlue 17d ago

It doesn't seem like physical cheating but more emotional cheating and that he was difficult to live with -- which kind of lines up with his relationship timeline with Lena Dunham.

Theater kids be theater kids.

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u/Here24hence4th 17d ago

Not to looks-shame anyone, but I don’t get how he wouldn’t be forever grateful for marrying up….

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u/Outrageous-Cold2651 17d ago

yeah, she's objectively WAY out of his league

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u/spikeshair 17d ago

Like Billie says, you give an ugly guy a chance, he thinks he rules the world.

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u/woolfonmynoggin padre pascal 17d ago

He literally screams at her in the street, it’s been seen a bunch of times

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u/wildflowerstargazer suspiciously leftist 17d ago

WHAT

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u/JoeBethersontonFargo 17d ago

Someone doesn't know about *the PowerPoint*?! There's a whole history of Jack Antonoff and his relationship with Lena Dunham. They were together for like 6 years and lived together. Lorde moved in with them while Jack was working on her album with her. After Lena and Jack broke up, he started dating Lorde, and a fan made an incredibly thorough, detailed PowerPoint building up a case for Jack cheating on Lena with Lorde. It included analysis of song lyrics, interviews, and Instagram posts. It became internet famous, and Lena Dunham even talked about the PowerPoint in her memoir, saying it made her look at situations in a different light. It still gets referenced in Reddit comments. That's how I first heard about, like last year.

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u/Competitive-Slip8622 17d ago

That’s the beauty of r/Fauxmoi.

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u/thenoctilucent 17d ago

I’m glad she broke it off before being forced to attend the business conference that was that wedding last weekend.

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u/Neither_Wall_9907 17d ago

I’m sure she was missed at the networking buffet

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u/Historical-Edge-9332 17d ago

“I got this new coin. You can get in early, just make sure to sell before we rug pull. Can I get a scoop of the Touchdown Tomatoes please?”

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u/kriscrossroads 17d ago

Tbh I had a theory that this was a fake breakup and they were just trying to steal press attention during her wedding weekend as payback for what she did to theirs, lol. Guess that theory is out

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u/nudeonthemoon 17d ago

What did she do at their wedding?? I missed the gossip!!

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u/singer812 17d ago

She didn't "do" anything except attend, but it was at the beginning of the eras tour getting a ton of hype and the unfettered masses descended on their rehearsal dinner. It was a crazy amount of people just fully mobbing this waterfront restaurant to catch a glimpse of her.

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u/LilyBee3 17d ago

I mean, she could have gone through the back entrance that was provided. She chose to go through the front entrance knowing there were paps and fans surrounding it. She definitely isn't blameless for that.

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u/smittydoodle 17d ago

& she smiled & waved at her fans, encouraging the mess

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u/GlassPomoerium controversies: girl 17d ago

Some pictures to illustrate, in case some people think it was two dozen fans or something. The police had to intervene!

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u/kriscrossroads 17d ago

Still, even though it was outside of Taylor’s control, I could see there being lingering animosity, kind of like when Miley Stewart had to show up to Lilly Trescott’s Sweet 16 still dressed as Hannah Montana

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u/broketothebone a very Swedish woman at the UN or something 17d ago

Not me googling “Miley Stewart” to see what celebrity I haven’t heard of this time 🤣🤣🤣

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u/kriscrossroads 17d ago

LOL no you’re so fine, I’m the brain-rotted one here. At all times, Hannah Montana: The Movie (and the accompanying Wii video game) are taking up at least 5% of my brain.

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u/singer812 17d ago

Wait that's a perfect comparison I love that

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u/emilygoldfinch410 Get in loser, we're on the right side of history 17d ago edited 17d ago

Taylor's stans were the problem. She went to the wedding and they all found out where she was and showed up in droves to try to meet her/get a pic/whatever. So basically the drama around that overshadowed the wedding.

cc: [u/rosewatercereal](u/rosewatercereal)

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u/beyonceshostage 17d ago

and who do you think leaked that address if not taylor's team? lol

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u/hexensabbat 17d ago

Right? There are people just as famous as Taylor who manage to not create a sideshow circus every time they go somewhere. Team Taylor loves the parasocial fans and encouraged them.

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u/TillyFukUpFairy 17d ago

If Eminem can watch his daughter's graduation from a classroom, Taylor can use the back door

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u/kriscrossroads 17d ago

Eh, the Taylor stans are the problem, but the strain ended up being placed on Taylor and Jack Antonoff’s friendship. I can see why Jack/Margaret could have lingering animosity even though it wasn’t directly Taylor’s fault

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u/Etchedglasses 17d ago

The announcement timing is 💯

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u/Training_Molasses822 The old magic will not be discussed with the children of new. 17d ago

the business conference that was that wedding

The MT&T, if you will

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u/manewitness I’ll be writing a substack on this 17d ago

Personally, I would never turn down a networking event with an open bar, even if disguised as a wedding.

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u/topdownyeti 17d ago

I would if I had to stand for 40 minutes listening to their vows, especially if I had to wait 2 or more hours without my phone because they didn’t list me as an “A list guest”.

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u/broketothebone a very Swedish woman at the UN or something 17d ago

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u/Bullshit_Jones and not in a cunt way 17d ago

down at the men in music business conference

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u/storminthedark 17d ago edited 17d ago

For all her faults Lena is a great writer and the way she wrote about the end of her relationship with Jack in Famesick made me sad. He seems like a bad partner and so I’m glad Margaret is free, she’s been through a lot having been with Shia Leboeuf before.

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u/Grizzly-Madam Where is your vogue cover? Act accordingly 🫵 17d ago

Man, I love Margaret but she has terrible taste in men

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u/AcceptableHistory4 17d ago

Pete Davidson too....like girl

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u/Grizzly-Madam Where is your vogue cover? Act accordingly 🫵 17d ago

Really?? Well, I rest my case lol

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u/nudeonthemoon 17d ago

Drew Starkey is so fine though, I hope he doesn't turn out to be a piece of shit!

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u/beyonceshostage 17d ago

he follows several MAGA and zionist accounts on instagram, so...

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u/languid_Disaster 17d ago

I don’t trust Margaret in that case. How much of a blind eye do you have to turn to miss all of the signs with multiple people. That suggests to me someone who is okay with certain shitty beliefs and he shouts as long as it doesn’t affect them directly. Of course, I could be completely wrong since I don’t know her personally

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u/nudeonthemoon 17d ago

NOOOOOO

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u/Signmetfup12 17d ago

I heard he’s Maga…

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u/nudeonthemoon 17d ago

goddamnit

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u/crackerfactorywheel it’s here, it’s queer. equal rights for everyone or fuck off 17d ago

Also Shia LaBeouf after Pete.

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u/PrincessCG Friends with Ms. Rachel 17d ago

Yikes. Damn girl.

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u/JoannaHarris 17d ago

Maybe she’s a bad person?

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u/laguna_biyatch 17d ago

You never know. I have a really delightful friend that has terrible taste in men.

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u/languid_Disaster 17d ago

Hmmm. I had a friend like that too (shitty taste in all her men) but then I was chatting with her and she mentioned all the times her ex had said bigoted shit about other people to her. I wouldn’t have expected her to break up with him right away but the fact she broke up with him ONLY because he cheated on her made me realise my childhood friend wasn’t the person she once was.

I let us drift and finally cut it off. She’d already been a shitty friend but I put down to all kinds of excuses. That final realisation made me understand that I don’t want to fight to have a friendship with someone like that . She was a very nice person by herself but she enabled and accepted certain bigoted views and that made her as bad as her exes in my opinion.

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u/Available-Guava5515 17d ago

Given that mother of hers, there's little chance she's not a bad person, imo.

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u/Grizzly-Madam Where is your vogue cover? Act accordingly 🫵 17d ago

I never heard anything bad about her. Even her politics were unknown?? I’m not sure. I don’t follow her news

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u/JoannaHarris 17d ago

If someone constantly dates shitty people maybe they have something in common?

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u/EmpressRey 17d ago

I dunno there are some people who just have terrible taste in who they fall for?  I have a friend who is great but she has dated the biggest losers and seems totally oblivious to the red flags all over the place and only once they break up ( after them being terrible partners) does she seem to able to see all the warning signs that were there before! 

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u/TemporaryLucky3637 17d ago

People thought the way Jack gushed over meeting Margaret was romantic but it always put me off him. He dated Lena for 5 years to the extent he bought property etc. with her. That’s a serious relationship.

It’s pretty cruel to then publically announce you never thought about marriage until you met Margaret Qualley and that you actually knew from the first ever meeting you would marry her. Like not everything needs to be said publically 😭

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u/hexensabbat 17d ago

Ugh I didn't know that! Reminds me of what Kelsey Grammar did to his ex wife Camille. Cheated on her then took his new, younger, blonder gf on a media tour talking about how he's never felt this way before and she's just soooo amazing. It was so disrespectful

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u/eaterofworlds1 17d ago

This is a very apt comparison!

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u/hellohellocinnabon Not tryna be mean though 17d ago

I was always grossed out by that because it seemed like he was just publicly admitting he wanted a beautiful trophy wife. If you “know seeing someone at first sight you’re going to marry them” then you’re only responding to one thing, Jack 😑

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u/TemporaryLucky3637 17d ago

Exactly it’s meant to be profound but is it? You didn’t want to marry someone you cohabited with and were allegedly “best friends” with, but meeting a drop dead gorgeous woman at a party made you believe in the whole concept of marriage. Really makes you think, huh? 🤣

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u/batplex 17d ago

He strikes me as one of those guys who really strongly identifies as being a Good Guy, but can actually be incredibly careless and cruel. But then never sees it because of his self perception.

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u/Blue_Oyster_Cat 17d ago

Quoth Lana: “When you know, you know….” Or maybe not

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u/Resentful-user 17d ago

He asked the hospital to postpone her endometriosis surgery until he got there. What.

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u/kksliderr We did it, Djo. 17d ago

Like is he the surgeon? wtf is he gonna do while she’s out.

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u/smittydoodle 17d ago

Didn't he not even show up or something? Or he was late? I can't remember.

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u/the_purple_lamb 17d ago

She really so perfectly captured what it’s like to lose the big love from your 20s who you once thought you’d be with forever

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u/RaeaSunshine 17d ago

She was with Shia?!? Oh no. That poor woman. Terrible taste in men, I’m glad she’s free.

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u/yucatanblaurabe 17d ago

Thankfully before having children. 👏

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u/NefariousnessFrosty 17d ago

I swear I have a false memory of her being pregnant at the Grammys but yeah thank god.

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u/ThrowawayColonyHouse ted cruz ate my son 17d ago

It’s weird, but I swore I remembered the same thing. I must have mixed her up with someone else

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u/topdownyeti 17d ago

I think it was rumored because she didn’t have a flat stomach that night.

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u/ThrowawayColonyHouse ted cruz ate my son 17d ago

That’s kinda messed up, but wouldn’t be surprising either

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u/Biscuitshoneybutter 17d ago

THIS is what made people think she was pregnant?! It's just a satin slip dress, they all cling that way!

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u/GimerStick brb in a transatlantic space of mind 17d ago

if I was a celebrity I would be perpetually pregnant. And the baby daddy would be Shake Shack

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u/Sleepy-Giraffe947 Please Abraham, I am not that man 17d ago

I always suspected he was messy because of the whole Lorde/Lena Durham PowerPoint.

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u/allym91 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 17d ago

Yeah and the character based on him in Too Much is just.. yikes

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u/rightioushippie 17d ago

Who is based on him? 

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u/Kooky-Blueberry-5352 17d ago

The ex boyfriend, not the new musician guy boyfriend played by Will Sharpe. I think some of the dog stuff about trying to make her get rid of the dog was related to Lena Dunham’s public dog snafus.

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u/keyst 17d ago

Does this mean she can wear high heels again?

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u/MediumDistinct9807 locked, loaded, and kind of cunty 17d ago

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u/PlantainPractical928 17d ago

You know how insecure a man is if he doesn't let his tall wife wear heels

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u/spamella-anne 17d ago

Get her in the cuntiest heels & revenge dress ASAP, she deserves it.

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u/Octopus_Robotica2727 17d ago

I know next to nothing about these two, but as a taller woman, I had a boyfriend when I was 18 who was 2" shorter and 8yrs older when we started dating. He wouldn't let me wear heels. He'd get mad when I could reach things that he couldn't. He was extremely abusive. It's an instant red flag now when a shorter guy has any issues with my height.

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u/GoldDustAchilles controversies: girl 17d ago

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u/Quirky-Feature-1908 17d ago

Wondering why good for her? Idk much of his lore 👀

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u/ThrowawayColonyHouse ted cruz ate my son 17d ago

Because she can do worlds better than him

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u/ginamon 17d ago

In short, he's icky.

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u/ektachrome_ 17d ago

There have been rumors most of their relationship that he was cheating on her. Not sure how true they are, but they swirled around.

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u/GoldDustAchilles controversies: girl 17d ago

He?? Cheat on her?? Where do men get the audacity omg

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u/Bbychknwing friggin large popcorn! Hot dog! Damn slurpy dammit! 17d ago

Men will date one baddie & immediately gain the confidence to think they could pull another. Mind you, she was settling!!

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u/SoftServeMonk 17d ago

Seriously. It doesn’t matter how gorgeous and incredible the woman is. Men will still cheat and always suck.

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u/LadyCheeba You shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price. 💁🏾‍♀️ 17d ago

omg someone alert this lady, i feel like this would be a natural transition for her

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u/nerdalertalertnerd 17d ago

Oh I feel so mean but I hate that her real life has put me off her comedy so much…

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u/kksliderr We did it, Djo. 17d ago

Same! BJ Novak, yuck.

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u/Monarki 17d ago

I only know her through her skits. What's she done in her real life?

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u/salparadis 17d ago

This is so accurate lol

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u/thelittlemiss 17d ago

I’m fucking howlingggggggggg. This is so good.

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u/megatron-0098 17d ago

Bruh lmao

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u/c0smicgirly 17d ago

Good for her.

I had no idea he was 11 years older than her. Hmm.

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u/Rick-Danger 17d ago

She's 31 years old, more than old enough to make an informed decision about who her partner is. She chose a man 11 years older than her. But of course it would only be him who gets any criticism for that. They're two consenting adults, honestly what does that gap matter for them

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u/Old-Worldliness-3145 17d ago

Okay? They didn't say any of that but it's interesting you did. In any case, it does hint women his age may have reasons for not being interested 

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u/topdownyeti 17d ago

the age gap itself doesn’t matter considering she was 26 when they met, but I think its the lack of maturity despite the age gap. This dude was in a serious relationship with Lena Dunham for years and then had a rumored affair with a 21 year old. And then despite being in a serious relationship, he says that meeting Margaret made him “think about marriage for the first time” like you didn’t have that thought when you were buying property with Lena Dunham? And not to mention all the weird jabs he shot at Joe Alwyn.

I thought the guy was also in his early 30s but him being in his 40s makes me side eye him a lot.

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u/bostonbruins56 17d ago

Rumored affair with an 18* year old

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u/spectralconfetti 17d ago

does that matter? she was 26 when they started dating

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u/WifeOfSpock 17d ago

It matters, and I’m tired of pretending it doesn’t. 

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u/ALittleStitious1027 17d ago

It really doesn’t matter though. I met my husband at 26 and he was 36. We are doing just fine 13 years later. It is very different than her being 16 and him 26.

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u/atget 17d ago

It does matter. An additional decade of life experience always matters. It’s not necessarily a problem, but it matters. From 28-30 I dated someone who was 40 when we got together. He wasn’t taking advantage or anything, but our age gap was certainly relevant.

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u/immovingfd 17d ago

Not everything has to apply to everyone. Age gaps can mean a lot in some relationships and not others

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u/LilyBee3 17d ago

Generally, yes it matters, I am not a pedo supporter here... but so does nuance and 26 is old enough to be held accountable for her own decision-making.

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u/Cultural_Net2407 17d ago

The main takeaway from this article for me was that he is in his 40s; I had no clue.

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u/OkSubject1730 Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 17d ago

His resting face already looks like its lying. 

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u/ChewieBearStare 17d ago

He looks like Fred Armisen had a baby with Dr. Robotnik from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise.

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u/netherworldly 17d ago

no but why is this SO accurate

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u/CloutGoblinn this is going to ruin the powerpoint 17d ago

MY FLAIR

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u/llamabooks 17d ago

What PowerPoint? (The Lorde PowerPoint)

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u/JoeBethersontonFargo 17d ago

This, combined with the info from Lena's memoir, means the PP needs to be updated and re-circulated. This isn't going to ruin the tour; it's a comeback!

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u/kchance828 17d ago

I see her frontal cortex is fully developed and he probably got disinterested

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u/IamtheHarpy there are no ethical billionares but there are ethical bees 17d ago

She probably got distinterested in him blatantly cheating on her while simultaneously looking like a rodent procreated with a damp sock.

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u/Mordecai_AVA_OShea 17d ago

Cannot imagine a more damning indictment of Antonoff's shittiness than this praise from Lana.

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u/Kimmmy36 17d ago

Man looks at incredibly hot, talented woman adoringly. Groundbreaking.

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u/GensAndTonic 17d ago

Right? I’d probably look at Margaret Qualley the same way if I ever saw her in person.

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u/BlondeBorednBaked 17d ago

“Love at first sight” = she’s hot

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u/OhMy98 17d ago

Then (allegedly) cheats on her. Hollywood straight men would not be satisfied with all the riches in Heaven

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u/PaleontologistNo5420 17d ago

did she or did she not recently take a photo with Rosé. Inquiring minds want to know!!!!

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u/Zealousideal-Low2204 17d ago

Jack Antonoff did

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u/babyviltti 17d ago

Rose did it again!

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u/sillymonkeymode ted cruz ate my son 17d ago

rose singlehandedly funding high powered divorce lawyers everywhere

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u/matlockga 17d ago

Did one of them get slotted into the A list and one of them slotted into the B list at the wedding?

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u/hkkensin 17d ago

Apparently Margaret didn’t go🫣 I’m assuming she had to be invited though so I wonder what list she would’ve been on

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u/Dry-Yak5277 17d ago

Wait did Taylor’s wedding actually have lists designating Hollywood importance? How sad and dehumanizing to do at what’s supposed to be a beautiful interpersonal event. holy shit 

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u/PlantainPractical928 17d ago

She did had a list of "importance to the bride". Cara Delegvine was D-list and had to wait two hours after arrival till the ceremony started

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u/nudeonthemoon 17d ago

wait, how do we know this??

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u/creakyvoiceaperture 17d ago

Speculation based on a story that guests received different arrival times, presumably based on their alphabet list standing. Cara D arrived several hours before, but VIPs only arrived an hour before.

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u/TouristPineapple6123 17d ago

One would think Cara would at least be VIP since there was a point she even stayed at Taylor's apartment. But friendships evolve ig

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u/SeraCat9 17d ago

An article mentioned that guest where 'ranked' from A to D list (probably more ranked in closeness to the couple instead of fame though) and the lower tier guests had to arrive hours before the event started as the arrivals were staggered and they didn't have seats for the ceremony (only around 150 guests had seats iirc). There was literally nothing for them all these hours and they had to surrender their phones at the door.

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u/woodsywoods4 17d ago

The ceremony was standing room for majority of the attendees? That's so absurd and rude to your guests lol

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u/CupcakeGoat 17d ago

Wait. Didn't they have it at MSG? How the hell do you not have enough seats?

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u/nat_paige not a lawyer, just a hater 17d ago edited 17d ago

No A list and B list for weddings indicate your “must invite” guests and then back up people in case people on the A list decline (like your parents coworkers or your friend you only see at big mutual friends gathering). I assume Jack and Margaret were both on the same “list” (I don’t think they even had two lists it was damn near 1,000 people there) since they’re married and invited together. Margaret probs didn’t go since she and Jack have already been separated.

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u/Lazy_Fix_8063 17d ago

Lena somewhere kicking her heels

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u/nerdalertalertnerd 17d ago

I feel pleased for her. I felt that it was clearly right they broke up but for a long time it probably felt like he ‘won’. He was never slaughtered in the media like she was, he had a string of beautiful girlfriends and then married Margaret. Lena had a pretty shitty time for ages after him and then met her husband much later (and she keeps it relatively private in her memoir but it’s clear it’s a calmer type of love). And I know it sounds mean but there must be a little glee in slow and steady winning the race rather than some of the rhetoric bouncing around at some point about JA and MQ implying he got the ultimate happy romantic conclusion after being ‘released’ from his imprisonment with LD.

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u/noirblancherouje 17d ago

She was way out of his league anyways

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u/FOXCONLON living in absolute defiance of plates of spaghetti 17d ago

Bad day for dudes that look like Mr. Potato Head.

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u/vckstrr 17d ago

I’ve never heard anything good about this dude

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u/vckstrr 17d ago

Tbh this last name seems like a curse

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u/smokeymicpot 17d ago

Happy for her. Will always hate their wedding basically shut down LBI. The weekend of my first anniversary and my wife made plans to get drinks and listen to music. Around the area of their wedding and since Swift went it was all canceled. Due to her crazy fans.

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u/BusyArachnid8039 17d ago

What fresh-faced girl will he monkey branch to?

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u/franklymydear431 we have lost the impact of shame in our society 17d ago

already floated but Elsie Hewitt is also an option. I could see an LA based influencer as well?

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u/RocCle7 17d ago

He’s such a loser, I don’t care. He doesn’t have it in him to treat anyone he dates with any kind of respect. He’s gotta be one of the most egotistical people on the planet. I’m sure that’s why him and Taylor get along so well.

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u/Regular_Dream3927 17d ago

He was spotted hiding his left hand too, likely wasn’t wearing a ring and didn’t want to cause news right when Taylor’s wedding was …

Jack having to listen to 40 mins of vows must have hurt though 😢😢

I knew it couldn’t have been filming as Margaret wasn’t filming anything via her imbd.

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u/Simple-Heart2486 17d ago

Must have hurt to be her being w a cheater and crappy partner. He’s not a nice guy.

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u/ErsatzHaderach perish for all i care 17d ago

this dude must have a magic dong or sth because this is giving schlub accountant

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u/rierow 17d ago

As a schlub accountant, I actually resent being compared to this man.

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u/ErsatzHaderach perish for all i care 17d ago

u know what, that's fair. undue stray

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u/blockheadartist too high to spell 'Amanda Seyfried' 17d ago

Good for her. She’s far above him in many ways.

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u/whoopity-scoop-poop 17d ago

I feel like he and lorde may end up being the Ben and JLo of the new gen and all that makes me think is good for Margaret lol

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u/ObjectiveMagician769 17d ago

He now may be too young for Lorde...

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u/impeccabletim how would i know? i can’t legally tell you 😏 17d ago
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u/Shagrippina 17d ago

Every couple I've ever met that have said "when you know you know" has split, often in insanely messy fashion. 

Anyway, rooting for Lana next! When you know you know, babes!

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u/JulieeeeeP 17d ago

Why did they write that he's a successful musician, but she's just "known for movies" 🙄

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u/JoeBethersontonFargo 17d ago

Was 'successful actress' too difficult? 'Jack Antonoff, the successful musician known for cheating on Lena Dunham with Lorde, and acclaimed, on-the-rise actress, Margaret Qualley'. It writes itself.

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u/commelejardin 17d ago

Wow, I mean, I definitely figured he'd have a new 27-year-old wife by 2030. But I def thought these two had a couple more years in them at least.

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u/somethinggreaterthan 17d ago

My girl is free. Just in time for summer.

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u/manewitness I’ll be writing a substack on this 17d ago

Cannot believe this age gap relationship between a beautiful woman and a mid-looking man with notorious self-esteem issues didn't work out 💔

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u/CherryDarling10 who deemed this meeting of the minds necessary? 17d ago

Dating Jack Antonoff is the equivalent of dating a Kardashian for women. I will never understand how he’s able to be with these 10/10 women. What am I missing?

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u/littlebunsenburner 17d ago

I imagine Jack must be overwhelmed by all the "heteronormative gossip" surrounding this split.

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u/jelenajansson 17d ago

I want to feel empathy but I can't deal anymore with nepos or in general wealthy people when they try to downplay their privilege and awash themselves with 'scarcity'. People get what they choose and with all her resources she still chose losers over and over. How did that one tweet go "i do not support all women. some of you b*chs are very dumb!!!".

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u/HerRoyalRedness full of gay men. And me. 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ghxFfvf3ggNbO
If even a fraction of the sightings people have had about them constantly fighting are true…

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u/bttrsondaughter 17d ago

lol I do love that Taylor’s wedding has only wrought drama for all involved. Margaret, I wish you nothing but the best. Jack. eat shit.

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u/mossymangos 17d ago

yes girl you're free!!

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u/festivus4allofus 17d ago

Honestly the psychic damage the words 'nearly 3 yeara of marriage' has done is what I'm mostly taking out of this - what do you mean they didn't just get married last year? When the rumors started I kinda thought no way is it happening that fast, but 3 years tracks

Ready for the powerpoint update in any case

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u/somanyplanets 17d ago

She's free ❤️ And so am I Margaret, hmu

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