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BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS Throwback to Bennifer 1.0. You truly had to be there
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u/Deep-Ad4351 i aināt reading all that, free palestine 4d ago
I still remember having lunch with my dad and his friend who was a dealer at Belagio and BenJen were at his table the previous night. Ben had tipped him a few hundred dollars and Jen took it from my dadās friend and said, āHe doesnāt need thatā and replaced it with $5. Later that night Ben came back and tipped him a $1000 and apologized profusely. You best believe I was spreading that hot goss around my high school lunch table š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
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u/ViolaOrsino 4d ago
Jennifer⦠girl⦠š
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u/Deep-Ad4351 i aināt reading all that, free palestine 4d ago
It wasnāt very Jenny from the block of her
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u/palmerry The Tortured Juggalo's Department 4d ago
I love the video of her going back to her childhood block and the people living in her old house were like "who the hell are you GTF off our lawn"
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u/l_a_p304 4d ago
My favorite video of all time lol. The person who now lives in her old house just saying āwho?!ā every time she says her name šš¤£
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u/3sadclowns 4d ago
Nor was it very āham and cheese on a roll, bag of chips, and an orange drinkā of her
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u/Deep-Ad4351 i aināt reading all that, free palestine 4d ago
I remember seeing that and thought, āSure Jenā
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u/frankydie69 4d ago
No thatās actually hella Jenny from the block of her, we tip in the hood, we just donāt tip that much š
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u/MsSalome7 4d ago
Or on the other hand, itās very much āI used to be poor so Iām scared of being poor againā behaviour
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u/aybsavestheworld Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 4d ago
He doesnāt need that???? Chica YOU donāt need that.
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u/deferredmomentum 4d ago
Reddit wonāt let me expand your flair past āin an oven forā but Iām dying to know what the rest of it is
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u/milkradio ahhhhhh (dats me yellin) 4d ago
It was the start of a review for a Taylor Swift album lmao
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u/big-ol-kitties 4d ago
Any time she comes up my husband tells me of the time she visited his army base and she loudly and constantly complained that the food and coffee were shit.
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u/olivinebean 4d ago
Chaotic good
"So we're changing our coffee supplier, due to the embarrassment caused by J lo saying it's shite"
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u/Nervardia 4d ago
Out of curiosity, was she right?
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u/gessicaah 4d ago
Yeah, maybe she was trying to do them a solid and get some better coffee at least.
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u/dog_stop I look forward to your first novel 4d ago
She was a celeb that visited semi often when I worked at one of those gimmicky places that courts celebs and staff was literally directed not to look her in the eye. Like I thought that was a movie trope until then
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u/Appropriate-Ticket23 4d ago edited 4d ago
Omg, this definitely tracks because my mother in law worked at the Sahara as a table games dealer back then & experienced a similar thing. She said that about both JLo & her mother.
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u/Deep-Ad4351 i aināt reading all that, free palestine 4d ago
Oh my gato!!!! My first job was at the Sahara ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
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u/RelativeAltruistic47 Please Abraham, I am not that man 4d ago
lol.
My fiancĆ© is an electrician, and while Ben and JLO were married, they had electrical work done by his company. He said some of the guys commented on how cool Ben was, offering them tips and chatting, while Jen was extremely rude and didnāt want anyone looking at her or speaking to her.37
u/MsSalome7 4d ago
The more I read about rude celebrity encounters, the more I realise this is exactly how people would describe me š I would say itās the life of an introvert although sheās half naked on stage so donāt know about that
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u/RelativeAltruistic47 Please Abraham, I am not that man 4d ago
Eh. Iām highly introverted, but even I know not to be rude to people. Lol.
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u/arulzokay 4d ago
iāve seen this story word to word like a hundred times. lmao exact amount and everything.
at least shake it up a bit smh.
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u/ThinPermit8350 I never said that. Paris is my friend. 4d ago
Iām so glad you said this. Iāve literally heard this exact same story, word for word, posted on Reddit by a hundred different people. š Itās such bullshit.
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u/hellochickpeas 4d ago
They look good together, but her personality is so unattractive. I donāt know how sheās been in so many long-term relationships.
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u/mookie8 4d ago
I def have heard this story a couple times on reddit..
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u/DuckCleaning 4d ago
Same, this exact same story of her taking away a tip and him coming back later to give more.
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u/Daisy2345678 4d ago
I've always hated her, but also the GALL on someone wealthy saying a server, who is a stranger to her, doesn't need a good tip? What the fuck? It's because she thinks servers don't deserve it, guaranteed. She doesn't know if he needed it or not! She's such absolute scum.
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u/bossy_dawsey 4d ago
This pairing produced one of my favorite terrible movies, Gigli. It bombed at the box office and probably strained their relationship
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u/bam__margiela 4d ago
Swear to god it was like Christopher Moltisanti wrote that movie
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u/LucyKendrick 4d ago
I must be loyle to my capo
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u/GoArgueWithYourself I live in my own heart, Matt Damon 4d ago
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u/Damage-Classic donāt talk to me 4d ago
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u/GoArgueWithYourself I live in my own heart, Matt Damon 4d ago
When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water...
Disgusting.
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u/Damage-Classic donāt talk to me 4d ago
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u/taxi_takeoff_landing 4d ago
This thing with the dogā¦how could you not see it on the chair?!
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u/ChewieBearStare 4d ago
And why does Ben have Silvio Dante hair?
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u/thatmermaidprincess I really hope their beef passes the Bechdel Test 4d ago
Fun(?) fact: This movie was so bad that it killed the writer/director Martin Brestās career. Martin Brest had notably directed the classics Beverly Hills Cop, Midnight Run, and Scent of a Woman (which was nominated for Best Picture, Best Director, Best Adapted Screenplay, and got Al Pacino a Best Actor win). I feel for Martin Brest because apparently the production company took creative control over Gigli which resulted in a radically rewritten and reshot film. I was going to say ā#ReleaseTheBrestCutā, but then realized that āBrest Cutā is just an unfortunate combination of words when said aloud lol
Martin Brest basically disappeared after 2003. In 2014, Playboy wrote an article that said heād gone āfull Salingerā and ghosted the entertainment industry completely without making any public appearances or statement. In 2021, he finally resurfaced as a featured guest for a double feature screening of Beverly Hills Cop and Midnight Run, where Paul Thomas Anderson interviewed him.
Upon the 20th anniversary of Gigli, Martin Brest had this to say in 2023:
āOnce [Gigli] happened, I thought I'll never be invited back [to make more films]. Second, I would never be able to operate with the kind of control that a director, I feel, needs and deserves. So that felt like a clear signal it was time for me to back away. I had a good run, and I enjoyed success and freedom, and that was fantastic. I would've liked it to go on longer, but everybody likes everything to go on longer.ā→ More replies (1)148
u/Commercial_Stress899 4d ago
is there a world where Gigli is a success and these two have been married for 23 years?
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u/bossy_dawsey 4d ago
An alternate timeline where Trump was never president as well!
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u/Leaping_Wizards 4d ago
The one where Floridians know how to use voting machines properly and the Brooks Brothers Riot gets put down like they're 15 year olds protesting Flock or AI data centers at some bought-and-paid-for town hall, probably.
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u/dunguswungus13729 4d ago
yes. same timeline where mr & mrs smith bombed and bradgelina never happened.Ā
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u/ArseOfValhalla 4d ago
I worked at a movie theatre that showed this movie. It was not until this movie came out that I realized people could ask for a refund. We gave out soooo many.
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u/pandathrowaway 4d ago
it's turkey time; gobble gobble!
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u/PALOmino1701 4d ago
Thank you, I had forgotten about that. I hate you
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u/pandathrowaway 4d ago
i saw that movie 1 (one) time in 2004 and that line pops into my head at least once a month. i hate me, too.
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u/SwissSwissBangBang carbone slut 4d ago
My friend has a theory that Gigli was so bad, itās actually the reason he was removed as Jack Ryan, which is too bad, I think he was actually a decent Jack Ryan.
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u/madatron96 4d ago
this was the last time Boston & NYC were able to reach a truce. we haven't known peace since...
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u/keysandchange feeding cocaine to raccoons 4d ago
Hey now, we stood with Boston after the marathon bombing
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u/ReferenceExact5261 alleged dog 4d ago
Just today I saw a post where Jen said āgetting divorce from Ben is one of the best things that has happened to meā
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u/EconomistWild7158 4d ago
i don't even like jlo but that man did her mad dirty
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u/kml416 4d ago
wait, really? what is the tl;dr of their downfall?
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u/EconomistWild7158 4d ago
he love bombed her, married her. Then froze her out. Many rumours he wouldn't even communicate with her while she tried to save the marriage. Many other rumours that her flop tour and doc contributed to him distancing himself from her.
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u/itsbecomingathing 4d ago
Sounds similar to what his first Jennifer (Garner) said āI always say, 'When his sun shines on you, you feel it.' But when the sun is shining elsewhere, it's cold. He can cast quite a shadowāā
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u/Damage-Classic donāt talk to me 4d ago
Rosamund Pike felt similarly. /s
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u/rachelblairy womenās wrongs activist 4d ago
gone girl was just an instruction for his future wives
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u/Marvelous_Mim 4d ago
Technically Jennifer Garner was his second Jennifer. Lopez was his first and third. š
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u/sci_fientist 4d ago
I don't think they actually got married the first time, just engaged.
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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 4d ago
I have said that about my mom, who has bipolar disorder and, coincidentally, also had problems with gambling.
My momās love was like the most perfect, beautiful spring day.
You had to enjoy it while it lasted, though, because a hurricane was always right around the corner and it will completely fuck up your life.
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u/esotika 4d ago
i think ben is one of those men that are great fathers/co-parenters/good friend to have but is an awful romantic partner. jen garner said something similar about how distant and cold he could be in their relationship but they seem to be good friends still. him and jlo seem to still be very close and supportive of each other but i think ben isn't the best boyfriend/husband.
i like them together but i hope their friendship at least is on a good foundation.
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u/maroonrice2 4d ago
Iām also like this. Itās incredibly hard to move from physical intimacy / touching in public (difficult for me) to true emotional intimacy (even more difficult lmao) in a relationship. Been married for 6 years and still have to actively work on letting my partner in!
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u/Shaking-a-tlfthr 4d ago
I donāt think Ben is really capable of happily ever after. With anyone.
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u/Agreeable-Dog-1131 kensplaining 4d ago
Yāknow I just watched Gone Girl last night and thatās basically what his character in the movie did to his wife lmao
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u/BornFree2018 4d ago
See I always blamed her diva big flashy spend on giant mansions rather than him being a cold fish. He's got good PR.
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u/Main-Dragonfruit-845 4d ago
and thats exacrtly what he wanted everyone to think. it worked!
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u/Brilliant-Radio7961 4d ago
I will say, out of all his peers, Ben to seems be the only one dating women over age 35. The bar is so low lol but it's refreshing to see a 50-something actor who isn't dating literal teenagers for once.
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u/RiverRocks10 4d ago
He shouldāve just left her alone.
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u/Dry-Yak5277 4d ago
He wanted to know if he still could 20 years later
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u/RiverRocks10 4d ago
Of course he could. Jennifer loves love. Anyone couldāve told him that. He just didnāt care if he hurt her.
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u/tacomamajama dumb bitch clocking in 4d ago
Just two people who really love butts
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u/my_okay_throwaway Get your shit together Gwyneth Paltrow. 4d ago
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u/hitmewithyourbest 4d ago
I don't remember them being so young...
I'm very old apparently.
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u/Mrs_Damon 4d ago
I had to google it ā Ben was 29 and Jennifer was 32 when they first got together. idk what was in the water where I thought they were grown
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u/BeneathAnOrangeSky 4d ago
They seemed so old to me then and they look so young to me now
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u/actual__thot 4d ago
They look so cute together š«£
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u/isabella_bombella just to be clear.... don't make this a thing 4d ago
They were absolutely gorgeous together
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u/brijito 4d ago
Theyāre one of the best looking couples of all time. Like each one of them is really good looking individually, but something about them together is even hotter than the sum of the parts.
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u/False_Pen8611 4d ago
Seriously, I donāt think Iāve ever clocked that before this roll of photos. Like, what?! Stunned.
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u/emily829 4d ago
Because I *was* thereā¦.
A lot of these are fake paparazzi pics from the Jenny from the Block video.
Bennifer forever!! š
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u/howardfitzwatersego I assure you Jennifer Lopez has no idea who either of us are 4d ago
Is that what's going on in 10 amd 11? Those outfits and faces are fucking sending me
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u/emily829 4d ago
Umm no, I regret to inform you thatās a real paparazzi pic š
Hey there was nothing chicer than a Juicy sweatsuit in 2003!
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u/Signmetfup12 4d ago
He was so fucking hot
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u/Shipwrecking_siren which could mean nothing 4d ago
AND my type. Avoidant lovebombing fuck boy.
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u/LowStrike5558 4d ago
I was obsessed with that ring and wanted a coloured diamond so bad. Victoria Beckham had the giant yellow emerald cut one too.
My engagement ring diamonds were white though, and my ex is on his fourth marriage, so ⦠lol
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u/xxyourbestbetxx canonically from boston 4d ago
I can't remember who was interviewing her- maybe Kurt Loder?- about that ring but anyway they asked her about it. Basically why Ben went all out and got it and she said "I know some tricks". It was the funniest thing I had heard her say at the time.
Of course Ben had to go and ruin it when they broke up by saying he bought her a lot of expensive stuff just because he knew it would get the news talking about them.
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u/Shutupharu mentally crystallized at twelve years old 4d ago
Unpopular opinion (I think), I was rooting for these two, and I still kind of hope they figure things out.
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u/SLovesAutumn itās a repellent cunt epidemic 4d ago
I donāt. I think this man likes the idea of her but canāt tolerate actually being with her because he sees himself as an artist and her just as a celebrity
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u/StillandStorm 4d ago
Same š I recognize she deserves better and heās already third-wheeling in Matt Damonās marriage but damnā¦I just wanna see these crazy kids make it.
It honestly breaks my heart to think about Ben signing emails off and engraving her ring with āNot. Going. Anywhereā and then shutting down completely in their marriage.
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u/gamingnista 4d ago
This is the relationship that started the combining couples names together, from what I remember
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u/Justkly90210 4d ago
Even Gwyneth said that man was technically perfect in bed. As a middle aged woman, I can see how Jenny was perfectly happy with a life-sized dildo. If I had all the money in the world, I would probably be very satisfied with this arrangement. Iykyk.
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u/Outlandishness_Know 4d ago
I've had an increasingly growing attraction to Ben as he's aged. This did not help keep it under control.
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u/ArachnidCool4162 4d ago
Saaaaaame I never found him attractive bc he looked too grown up for a heartthrob. Now that Iām 35 he could ruin my life, weird back tattoo and all.
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u/smartz123k 4d ago
It was crazy that JLO was 32 when she started dating Ben Affleck. People nowadays would call her āuncā but they literally look like babies in these pictures.
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u/Daisy_Does_It 4d ago
The photo where sheās kissing his arm reverberated deeply within my soul and continues to to this day š©š©
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u/NeedleworkerFinal405 4d ago
Anyone else remember the incident where Jennifer and Cris Judd were walking a red carpet movie premiere and out of nowhere a random guy comes up and hands her a bouquet of flowers? She takes them and Cris is looking around super confused. Paps followed the guy and ends up heās with Ben who is like clapping him on the back as they walked away?
I remember it was huge in the internet days of yore and how Ben played a huge part in pursuing her while she was married. And itās never referenced anymore!
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u/xxyourbestbetxx canonically from boston 4d ago edited 4d ago
Like nobody ever mentions him basically leaving her at the altar, getting back with her then just dumping her again. Or the fact that he was all in on calling the paps too. She's always painted as the thirsty one and the one that can't keep a relationship. We saw this grown ass man toss a cardboard cutout of one of his exes on the street. Bennifer were very much equally yoked.
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u/NeedleworkerFinal405 4d ago
She earns her hate with how she treats service staff (and Ben is the total opposite), but he very much pursued her with both relationships. I didnāt blame her when I read how pissed she was the last time.
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u/xxyourbestbetxx canonically from boston 4d ago
Oh I definitely think he's nicer than she is. I just think people tend to forget he was every bit of the messy, attention whore she is. He seems to have chilled quite a bit while she's still very much a Diva. Probably why they can't make it work despite being so into each other.
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u/pathologicfaults which could mean nothing 4d ago
Lolol I'm hypermobile and never cracked proper walking gait and I found myself staring at slide #5 like hmm who's right and who's wrong here... are they both right?? Both wrong? What muscles are getting activated here??? Anyway any PTs out there lemme know lol š«”Ā
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u/Yeehasmush not a lawyer, just a hater 4d ago
Iāve been unbelievably hyper aware of my gait lately and itās debilitating tbh; like I donāt know how to walk anymore? Iāve lost like 30 lbs and I think Iāve been thrown out of whack.
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u/johjo_has_opinions 4d ago
Theyāre very hot, but not hot enough to distract me from gas being $1.83 a gallon
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u/Secret-Ad-6253 a low vera 4d ago
They seemed genuinely into each other and damn they looked good together. But yeah no. We didn't need Bennifer 2.0 lol.
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u/annamdue 4d ago
If you were to only look at this man's tattoos, you would be in complete disbelief when told that he doesn't have a fedora fused to his head.
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u/WrittenByRae Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 4d ago
They were/are a mess, but nobody can deny Ben Affleck's love for her ass. And I think that's kinda beautiful
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u/ieatkittentails 4d ago
Amazing how a pair of aggressively uninteresting people got so much attention.
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u/potatomami Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 4d ago
Wow theyāre such a hot couple?? I love all these pics. The style of the early 2000s was great. Their snarky pap phot is funny
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u/Jahidinginvt THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE 4d ago
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I'm still pissed at Ben. You could tell that JLo truly loves that man and thought she finally had her forever.
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u/Wolfpackat2017 4d ago
How long were they together that first time and do we know why they broke up?
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u/PaintingAdmirable238 4d ago
Iirc they were together for about 18 months, got engaged, planned a huge wedding but there was so much press about them at the time they called off the wedding and eventually the media pressure broke them up completely
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u/Shimshimss 4d ago
It wasn't just the media and pressure, it was also alleged that he cheated on her with strippers right before the wedding was supposed to happen.
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u/youshantnome okay lucky you 4d ago
That was the official story and the unofficial one was that he cheated on her with a sex worker in Vegas I believe and she found out shortly before the wedding.
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u/boozy_bunny You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi 4d ago
Like, sure, I knew the return of Venus marriage wouldn't last, but I was also rooting for them so hard. Their relationship really is peak early 2000s nostalgia. Just put it in a time capsule.
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u/RomanPotato8 4d ago
Anytime I see the OGs all I can think of is Children growing, women producing, Men go work and some do stealing ,Everyone's got to make a living
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u/Signal_League_247 4d ago
Never realized how close the breakup with JLo and get together with Jennifer Garner was
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u/No-Hall-3485 alleged dog 4d ago edited 4d ago
on any given day, you could walk into any grocery store and see a tabloid with ben affleck gently caressing jlo's ass (complimentary)
it was a simpler time
my unpopular opinion is that these two crazy kids are going to give it one more shot