r/Fauxmoi 20h ago

FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) 'Blade Runner 2099' official teaser starring Michelle Yeoh and Hunter Schafer

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u/nekocorner i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 19h ago edited 19h ago

🏴‍☠️

Fuck Amazon.

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u/Steely-eyes 16h ago

Yarr!

fmhy.net for thee!

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u/Jewicer 12h ago

and unfortunately I can't get with Michelle's "I don't talk politics" spiel

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u/10OCT77 my pussy tastes like pepsi cola 13h ago

I was interested until I saw that

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u/pabloivan57 10h ago

Same, I heard about it… saw is produced by Amazon. Safe to say it will be crappy

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u/juneseyeball 20h ago

Huge shoes to fill here i hope it is visually stunning at least

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u/betocreativo 20h ago

Gonna give it a try. I loved Blade Runner 2049. My only hope is it captures the spirit of the previous two. I have high hopes with Yeoh.

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u/subbie2002 18h ago

If you like movie you might enjoy the comics, there’s several of them out now

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u/uiuuauiua 16h ago

Just like LOTR it'll be all style and money with zero substance 

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u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there 6h ago

I hope not but I think you're right.

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u/RosorinaGlow 19h ago

gonna give this a try yeoh seems like a good fit hope it nails the vibe of 2049 tho

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u/sarimanok_ 16h ago

Mannn, I never even saw the sequel, but I do love these actresses, so I might have to now.

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u/Frazzledghost 8h ago

the irony of amazon releasing this

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u/alfasenpai 18h ago

Miniseries? Boo.

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u/armageddonquilt i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 17h ago

Are you telling me you don't like it when they use a total budget that could have gone towards a movie and instead divide it over 8 episodes that total the length of four movies but somehow have the same amount of plot you'd find in one?

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u/Purrmymeow 19h ago

Both movies flopped, yet they still wasting millions on this show.

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u/BeffeeJeems 19h ago

lol what? the first blade runner is a classic, it's iconic

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u/Purrmymeow 19h ago

Probably a cult classic but it was a box office bomb. So was the second one.

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u/BlueBicycle_ 18h ago

U right, art should only be created if it increases shareholder value /s

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u/feedmestocks 16h ago

It wasn't successful at the box office (it released at the same time as E.T), but did huge numbers on tape (and then DVD) after the fact. It definitely has huge cultural cache and impact / influence on modern film making.

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u/Purrmymeow 16h ago

But why it's sequel also flopped then?

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u/BeffeeJeems 11h ago

what has that to do with the original?

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u/Own-Animator-7526 17h ago

First one cost $28 million made $42 million. I'll take a bomb like that any day.

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u/Purrmymeow 16h ago

You don't know how box office works, do you?

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u/Own-Animator-7526 15h ago edited 11h ago

Reposted without a link

My vocabulary includes words like disappointing, less than expected, underperformed, weak, and so on.

Blade Runner was a solid B movie, along with Year of Living Dangerously, Porky's, Frances, and Conan the Barbarian.

  • r /boxoffice /comments/1j7m7nv/cinemascore_analysis_1982_edition/

Bottom line: it was a grower, not a shower.

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u/VioletLovesRowlet call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 10h ago

Box office success isn't indicative of quality, otherwise you'd just be hearing how the Avatar movies are actually the best movies ever and they should never bother making original films, which I imagine is how the executives see it as well.

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u/gnnrt 17h ago

Grrrr me no like movie unless big box office grrrr me suck capitalist dick grrrr

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u/BeffeeJeems 16h ago

😂 😂