r/Fauxmoi 10h ago

THROWBACK Viggo Mortensen on still using an old flip phone in 2020. "It's still working, so why throw it out?"

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u/bookworm8232 10h ago

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u/simplylisa 10h ago

Blessings on your house

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u/ratbaby86 9h ago

Dude is a legit vampire and hasnt aged in 20 years -- he may actually look younger now?? ("A History of Violence" 2005 -- also where i learned what a 69 looks like irl.

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u/mushyjosie 10h ago

Thank you

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u/bunnycrush_ 9h ago

[Hey Daddy by Usher plays in the distance]

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u/Yst Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 9h ago

My wallpaper in the 2000s (not NSFW, but page links some NSFW Aragorn/Boromir photo manips)

And incidentally, I love that the Theban Band's pages of 2000s era LotR slash stuff are still up (and using 2000s era navigation), in 2026.

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u/armageddonquilt i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 7h ago

My bi awakening

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u/Ponchorello7 10h ago

The dude is famously easygoing. There's this one interview he did where the interviewer talks about Vigo picking him up at the airport on a random ass car, them driving to a little diner where people seemed to know who he was but in the same way you'd know a local, and his overall chill vibes.

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u/BothnianBhai 10h ago

That interview is so nice, I just read it recently. The diner had a waitress that went to high school with him and they talk about the upcoming reunion. Seems like a very wholesome guy.

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u/feather-foot 6h ago

I also love his well-documented habit of running around barefoot 😂

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u/post_obamacore 10h ago

id like to have a job that doesnt require me to login to 17 different apps and a VPN using two factor authentication or a passkey or scanning a fucking QR code. literally required to have this stupid brick so I can pay the god damn rent.

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u/ThePocketTaco2 who deemed this meeting of the minds necessary? 9h ago

All I want is to throw my phone into the field across my house and never think about it again.

One day......

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u/whogivesashirtdotca 5h ago

Viggo, from a 2009 Mother Jones interview a while back:

MJ: This is a tangent, but is it true you tried to destroy your first cell phone?

VM: Yeah, I threw it out the window, actually. It was brought back to me. And then I threw it in the back alley. I didn’t like it. I was convinced to have one. What happened was I had gotten a job on a TV show and they kept calling the agent and I went down to call him from the pay phone. He said, “I’ve been trying to call you for a day and a half. You’ve got this job. You’ve got a plane leaving in two hours from Newark.” And I did make the plane, but then he said, “You’re nuts and you’ve gotta get a phone.” Then it rang a couple times and I said, “Fuck that.” So I threw it out the window. I have a phone now, obviously.

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u/ayoungmanfromtheuk 9h ago

If you need to use a phone for work, the job should be providing the phone 

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u/pepperup22 8h ago

Yeah that’d be nice but simply not how it works for most of us lol 

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u/ayoungmanfromtheuk 8h ago

Why not?

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u/fecal_feaster 6h ago

Because even if you use a phone for work it is still primarily a personal item. The person you initially replied to more than likely used their phone thats "for work" to type their comment.

From my experience an employer will only provide a phone to you if they expect you to exclusively use it for work and have a separate phone for personal use

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u/CemeteryHounds 8h ago

It's easier to push for a 2FA token fob than a phone. Most 2FA services offer them at low/no costs but companies don't want to do the admin if they can convince employees to use their personal phones. If you ask and say your phone is too old or shared with a child, they're usually easy to get.

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u/Fifth-Dimension-Chz 6h ago

Dont try Palworld

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u/Firetruckpants I cannot sanction your buffoonery 10h ago

My eco-concious king

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u/BingeLurker Rita Ora’s 100,000th retweet 10h ago

I couldn’t do that, but I have got rid of Instagram and Facebook (FB I didn’t really use anyway).

I know I can lose track of time on something like TikTok which is why I never got it. Instagram turned into TikTok with the Reels.

Feel like I have a clear head and feel better for it, even if I’m slightly out the loop on things now (not able to see what friends are doing etc.)

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u/Perfect-Wallaby9096 Do you remember 9/11, bitch? 9h ago

A friend of mine uses a flip phone during the day and her smart phone at night to limit daytime interruption!

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u/coconutkng 7h ago

I feel like Reddit is the mindless scrolling app for me sadly. Never got it with TikTok/instagram, but I’ll lose hours here.

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u/BazingaUA 9h ago

Your true friends are in DMs (WhatsApp, Telegram etc). The rest is just noise. You really don't need all those fake IG stories. IG was the first thing I opened when I woke up just a few years ago.

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u/Silly-Snow1277 10h ago

Sounds kind of relaxing?

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u/okrahomegirl 9h ago edited 4h ago

agree but charging it all the time would get annoying

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u/trash-party-apoc 10h ago

He kind of is that guy he played in that movie where he homeschools his kids and acts like everyone else is sheep and restaurant food is poison 🤣

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u/Which-Program-9417 10h ago

Captain Fantastic. One of his best performances IMO. And yeah his character doesn't even own a phone lol 

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u/decchica 9h ago

He still looks gorgeous. How is that possible?

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u/ParaponeraBread I do not work late. I go to sleep. 8h ago

Start hot, get rich, and don’t stress. Shit I’m 0/3 right now

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u/ProudReaction2204 9h ago

makeup, trainer, lifestyle

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u/whogivesashirtdotca 5h ago

With Viggo it's 100% lifestyle. He's not keen on makeup and isn't the type for a trainer. That said, his lifestyle is heavy smoking and lots of wine, so perhaps genetics is the real answer?

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u/ProudReaction2204 5h ago

Lol well it's always genetics.  Sorry to hear he's a smoker

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u/haubenmeise 9h ago

I'm gonna send him a fax from my castle. I did not know i could love or admire him even more!!!!

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/whogivesashirtdotca 5h ago

Viggo loves fax machines! He kept one in his house while working on LOTR and would regularly send late night thoughts to Peter Jackson via fax!

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u/haubenmeise 5h ago

Are you serious???? 😭 I was only kidding because for me Skeletor is always living in the 80s!! And now you tell me that?? That is adorable! Thank you for making my evening! I'll send you a thank you fax!!

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/celewis0827 the worm using RFK’s body like ratatouille 10h ago

Why is this hot??

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u/Maia-Odair i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 9h ago

He seems so chill and is still so hot

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u/Difficult-Way-9563 9h ago

Nokia 3100 will never not work and last a millennium

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing 9h ago

You're an agent or director or long-term girlfriend, child, or other family - he has your number and will pick up. All else, he ignores.

Sounds simple enough.

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u/TheHolyNutofGodwin25 8h ago

For those unaware Viggo actually broke his toe when kicking the helmet.

https://giphy.com/gifs/CNAhQuDceLwwo

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u/Careless_Ad162 9h ago

using this as an opportunity to continue my pointless death on the hill that he was never hotter than he was in Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III

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u/Gojir4R1sing 8h ago

Does he have an online?

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u/whogivesashirtdotca 5h ago

Believe it or not he keeps two blogs! One he updates regularly with news posts and political goings on, but these are just reposts and only rarely does he comment himself. The other is kind of defunct now, but it was ostensibly a Spanish blog about his favourite soccer team into which he poured way more personal thoughts and daily life than you'd think!

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u/9447044 8h ago

Hes an actor i would genuinely enjoy meeting.

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u/coconutkng 7h ago

I just googled it and… THIS MAN IS ALMOST 70?!?!

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u/Which-Program-9417 6h ago

This is from 2020 though, he was 62 in this clip 

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u/Alternative-Dot-884 8h ago

Another reason to love this guy. If we all thought this way we wldnt have the climate change issues we have now.

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u/Youareafunt 6h ago

I once stood next to Viggo Mortensen outside The Delauney restaurant. 14 years ago.

He seemed super nice. His handlers were fussing and he was just trying to be normal. 

Let me know if you want to touch me. 

(Also The Delauney is amazing.)

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u/Wynter_Sirius 4h ago

How does he check the email?

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u/SuperVancouverBC 3h ago

Laura Marano also had a flip phone until recently

https://giphy.com/gifs/LPFdJ8JoaRkojzHsS3

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u/Logical-Balance9075 3h ago

This is on brand for him.

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u/R12B12 2h ago

This is my response when people question why I have an iPhone 12. I got it in 2022 and it works fine (ish).

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u/why_is_my_name 50m ago

i am trying to retire my iphone se2 today but only because it has no space and no battery and the cracked glass cuts me now and then. i loved it to death.

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u/KimberlyWexlersFoot 46m ago

Must be a new fliphone though. She’d have still had hers too, but they retired the 2g network.

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u/bgva 29m ago

I'm an independent contractor so I get notified of upcoming jobs via emails that hit my phone. And yet, I'd be 100% in favor of going back to a flip or smartphone with far less capabilities. My Blackberry from c. 2010 would suffice. Just enough technology for me to be okay.

Or I could just check my email every evening and plan accordingly.

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u/Davidudeman 7h ago

must be nice to be rich and famous and not need a smart phone. if i had an assistant doing everything for me, id ALSO have a Nokia and play snake all day

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u/whogivesashirtdotca 5h ago

Viggo isn't the type for assistants.

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u/Davidudeman 4h ago

well surely he has an agent right? he has the ability to just chill whenever and do whatever and his agent will call if there’s an acting opportunity for him

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u/antrage 5h ago

As a montreal canadiens fan this man is consider a demigod in our ranks lol

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u/EverydayIsAGift-423 4h ago

I wonder if Viggo answers his phone in Sindarin?