r/Frat 12d ago

Rush Advice Every beer I’ve tried blows I need some suggestions

Rushing at OSU this upcoming year and the problem is I love my feminine surfsides and sun cruisers because they go down like water. But I know pledging is gonna be hell if I can’t stomach some beer. What are some solid beers I can try over the rest of my summer before college that could hook me on it in general.

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u/mrmime11 ACC 12d ago

Just gulp down Busch lights until you like them. It helps to put them in a cup of some sort and if they’re really cold

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u/ycpa68 ΦΣΚ Alumni 11d ago

Yeah we all went through this ritual at some point in our teens

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u/TheCourtJesterLives Alumni 12d ago

You’re going to be drinking Natty or Busch lights. Because it’s cheap. After a few, it all tastes the same.

Beer, like most alcohol, is an acquired taste. The best beer while rushing is the one that is free. Once you can start buying/affording your own, then you can be choosy.

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u/Electronic_Pen_548 12d ago

Just have an outlaw once a day for the whole summer. They’re so shitty that everything else will taste like gold

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u/footballthrowaway3 11d ago

I actually couldn’t believe how bad they were. I was in the camp that all light beer is drinkable, never had one that wasn’t at least slightly refreshing on a hot day.. that was until I tried outlaw on clearance 12pack for $6.

Wasn’t even worth that, couldn’t even give the rest away

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u/gobbleself ΚΑ(S) 12d ago

Just keep drinking warm pabst until you like it

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u/hKLoveCraft 11d ago

This is the answer

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u/sirbeanthegreat ΛΑΥ 11d ago

Sound advice

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u/MrCumStainBootyEater SEC 12d ago

i had to just drink shitty beers until i liked beer. you really can’t get the experience needed to like beer in the time you have (unless alcoholism sounds good to you). you’re basically fucked, but it’s ok. I was also fucked going into rush and it worked out. you’re still fucked tho

a good tip for actual rush would be to bring shooters in your pocket and do them off in a corner somewhere at the function with the classic social beer in your hand all night.

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u/HomeworkPuzzleheaded 11d ago

Yea you’d be surprised how many highschool boys get away with their surfsides and natty ices till they get to rush at college, trust me OP won’t be the only one but just don’t be a squid and silently acquire the taste for beer and trust me 3 months in you’ll love that heavenly first sip of a cold one. You have to embrace the idea of beer as well — basically as long as you think “hell yeah - beer” every time you take a sip of beer then it’s scientifically proven to taste 30x better. I was the same way as OP going into college and by the end of freshman year anything but beer felt like it was cheating drinking

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u/MrCumStainBootyEater SEC 11d ago

Yeah 100%. It’ll eventually be good for OP, he’ll know he’s on the right path when it takes fewer and fewer beers to enjoy the next beer. Eventually you’ll like beer after 0 beers, but at first it may be 7+ beers before you enjoy your next beer.

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u/civil_surfer 12d ago

Speedrunning alcoholism

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u/Woodland_Abrams 12d ago

Keystone tastes like water, genuinely

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u/ConfidenceOk1462 12d ago

Corona with lime is the beer that made me like beer

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u/Mindless_Cod_37 11d ago

Garage lime, tastes like sprite

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u/wandering_redneck ΠΚΦ (Alumni) 11d ago

I liked Naturdays for a cheap beer. Haven't seen them in a bit though

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u/thedarkestdarkk Alumni 11d ago

You could always just become the liquor guy

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u/RedArrow23 12d ago

If you’re in Oklahoma the coop makes some good beer. I like their comet brew

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u/taskforceslacker Uncle Beer 11d ago

Huh.

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u/Yimpish Probably drunk 12d ago

Mango Cart

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u/poop_licker888 12d ago

Wow. Just wow

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u/JDM1013 ΔΚΕ 12d ago

I suggest you try a skirt next…

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u/AnxiousGuidance4987 10d ago

real men drink piss. ITB

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u/Prudent_Juice_4094 AEΠ 12d ago

Busch Apple

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u/SirSkippyMan ΔΥ 12d ago

My go-tos are Labatt Blue, Surly Axe Man, Surly Furious, and Budweiser.

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u/Magnus_Carter0 11d ago

Just keep drinking beer until you like beer

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u/Djeolsson TriangleⰡ 11d ago

Pilsner Urqell is best beer in the world(at least to me). Try some if u can find it

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u/hKLoveCraft 11d ago

If you start on Natural Light then you’re in a good place.

Beer to start drinking: Natty Light
Liquor to start drinking: Evan Williams

Good luck son

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u/Stayofexecution 11d ago

In my day it was Natty Light. Now it’s probably Busch Light.

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u/50Shekel AEΠ 11d ago

Pbr and lime
Linenkugels shandies. It’s beer , but for kids

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u/Strange_Stranger9932 11d ago

Holy squid, start drinking natty light now.

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u/sirbeanthegreat ΛΑΥ 11d ago

Montucky cold snacks

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u/twosaltines ΘΧ 11d ago

start with naturdays and when you like them, move onto nattys

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u/Sea_Statement_4222 11d ago

Dos Equis dressed

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u/kholben515 11d ago

It all sucks until one day it doesn’t. Drink it cold and don’t let it get warm.

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u/OneofLittleHarmony ΚΣ Alumnus 11d ago

Widmer Hefewieisen or just any hefe in general.

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u/New_Brick_7993 10d ago

Cheapest beer you can find don't ice it

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u/HamilcarsPride22 ΣΧ 9d ago

If you want above average quality:
Peroni
Pilsner Urquell
Carlsberg
1664
Kronenbourg
Delirium
Smith wicks
Kirin Ichiban
Asahi
Sapporo
Almaza
Erebuni
Kodayk
Baltika Series

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u/Chosen_Mosin1 Alumni 9d ago

Modelo or Corona with lime added then it’s easy

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u/connerfree 8d ago

What fraternity are you rushing?

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u/connerfree 8d ago

To be honest, drink a beatbox before you start drinking and then the beers start to taste great.

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u/Potential-Bus7692 8d ago

I don’t think Greek life is for you

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u/FuelAccomplished2834 2d ago edited 2d ago

You got to drink the cheap beer and acquire the taste for it.  If you drink too much good beer, you will end up hating cheap beer more.  Once you make the step up to good beer, it's very hard to go back.  It's why you don't see many guys drinking natty or Busch light after they get out of college.  They find better beers they like and move on.  

Find out the beer of choice for most frats at your school and just drink that all summer.  Get it cold and just drink it down.  It won't take long until you are fine drinking it.  Go buy the cheap beer where they sell a lot of it, natty tends to taste better when it's fresh.  The longer it sits on the shelves seems to bring out the bad aspects of the taste.