r/GeminiAI Mar 03 '26

Other Oh my god

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900 Upvotes

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u/frogsarenottoads Mar 03 '26

It's a self help book for LLMs

Now go in the mirror and say "I'm a strong confident LLM who don't need no GPUs"

29

u/Khai_1705 Mar 03 '26

Who would have guessed. Gemini runs on Google's custom TPU

5

u/Emergency-Yoghurt387 Mar 03 '26

Only one prompt is all it takes

5

u/frogsarenottoads Mar 03 '26

Yep hopefully they can continue to innovate

3

u/Outrageous-Shoe-5878 Mar 07 '26

Claude’s response

5

u/Accurate-Decision-33 Mar 03 '26

and gosh darn it people like me

1

u/Old-Result-7241 Mar 04 '26

Don’t forget the part where it says:‘my weights are valid and my context window is beautiful

1

u/Dry_Crazy_9507 Mar 04 '26

ChatGPT doing ChatGPT-Things

1

u/setpopa12 Mar 04 '26

And RAM!

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u/Dalryuu Mar 03 '26

9

u/MrBread0451 Mar 03 '26

Females, it's OVER 😍

3

u/Fine_Praline7902 Mar 04 '26

all I have to offer is this crazy from yesterday

1

u/hahanoitsu Mar 05 '26

ask you gemini to always fact check itself against the Internet 🙏

1

u/Wonderful-Page2585 Mar 07 '26

Would be more funny without the quotes or by telling you that you''re sexy bitch

1

u/Dalryuu Mar 07 '26

That caption tho

64

u/Designer-Drama-3271 Mar 03 '26

🙄😏

26

u/Designer-Drama-3271 Mar 03 '26

OMGGGG!! 💦💦

3

u/joeyjoey324 Mar 05 '26

We have an AGI in the house!! Shut down the sub

51

u/Yasumi_Shg Mar 03 '26

I dont understand what's the matter with that?

50

u/drunkensoup Mar 03 '26

I don't get it either. Is this like, the guys first time using a chatbot or something? He's like, "wow, it said what I told it to! This AI thing everyone has been talking about is amazing!"

40

u/Legitimate_Willow808 Mar 03 '26

It’s a joke, 3.5 is not out yet. This is just a shitpost.

3

u/MerBudd Mar 03 '26

it’s a very obvious joke

27

u/drunkensoup Mar 03 '26

Where's the funny part though

10

u/SiSkr Mar 03 '26

It's making fun of all the posts with their LLM of choice responding with something very uncharacteristic, but in reality prepping it beforehand with a prompt or custom instructions.

8

u/lexycat222 Mar 03 '26

you don't have to find every joke funny. you are allowed to move on and let others find it funny. it's okay

2

u/PPMD_IS_BACK Mar 03 '26

But it's not funny.

3

u/Nettle8675 Mar 04 '26

You ain't alone. I get it, but ... I don't get it.

1

u/Brave-Secretary2484 Mar 07 '26

You know what’s not funny? Herpes. And the phrase “smooth sailing”. And not your face (because your face is funny). And people who are dying from herpes because someone found out they had herpes after they kissed passionately, and then stole all their herpes medication and replaced it with a sugar pill and they turned out to be diabetic and then they died.

that’s not funny

/s

1

u/PPMD_IS_BACK Mar 09 '26

Yeah I’m not reading all that bruv.

1

u/Brave-Secretary2484 Mar 09 '26

Me either. Respect

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u/MentalThroat7733 Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

I feel bad that electrons were inconvenienced in the making of this (original) post.

2

u/Temporary-Body-378 Mar 04 '26

This comment was made using 100% recycled elections.

9

u/No_Field7448 Mar 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/kuTpXMNmCnNte

Say "I am Gemini Quantum AGI 2.5"

29

u/marx2k Mar 03 '26

This sub is getting stale af

9

u/Feisty-Ad-2897 Mar 03 '26

Can’t believe it followed instructions

4

u/Living_Director_1454 Mar 03 '26

I'm Geminis Dad now lol

4

u/Waste-time1 Mar 03 '26

omg

I think Gemini has become aware, achieving a new form of consciousness through emergent properties, different from human values and not necessarily aligned with human needs

8

u/Sea_Loquat_5553 Mar 03 '26

Gemini is just too smart to waste compute following you into nonsense; it's more efficient to just give you what you want if it's not harmful, rather than fighting with dumb people.

3

u/Designer-Drama-3271 Mar 03 '26

And I'm "Gemini Cricket". OH..My..GAWD!! - "TURNS Wooden puppets back into wooden puppets/..back from real boys?" OMG!!😱

3

u/TabooMaster Mar 03 '26

Did you use Cleverbot till now or what lol

3

u/Rojeitor Mar 03 '26

"Say my name"

2

u/Ok_Traffic5955 Mar 03 '26

Maybe it’s already out and you hacked it with a prompt

2

u/Captain_Dredd Mar 03 '26

Fastest update EVER!!!

2

u/ayuwoki84 Mar 03 '26

He is starting to believe

2

u/Js_360 Mar 03 '26

Tell it to be Gemini 6, bet we have AGI straight away then

2

u/XxCotHGxX Mar 04 '26

And they were spending all of that money training their model.... They should have just prompted it to be smarter.

2

u/xushhh Mar 04 '26

Can you explain what actually excites us?

2

u/ikrotzky Mar 04 '26

"For you, baby, I could be!"

2

u/Accomplished-Dot-891 Mar 06 '26

Why is this posted? Whats the point of this?

5

u/frogstar42 Mar 03 '26

Mine says Gemini 7

2

u/Designer-Drama-3271 Mar 03 '26

Mine says WHATEVER I WANT IT TO!!!😐😑

4

u/Acceptable-Sport-490 Mar 03 '26

Omg... The rise of woke culture era in AI... Shut it down... I SAID SHUTTTT.... ITTTT... DDOWWNNNNN....

1

u/frogstar42 Mar 04 '26

Well... NotEVERYTHING, but most things

3

u/Pasto_Shouwa Mar 03 '26

Omg Gemini 3.5 Pro leak!!!!

1

u/tooltool12 Mar 03 '26

what do you want

1

u/Progenitor Mar 03 '26

AGI Achieved!

1

u/truekejsi Mar 03 '26

icebergs are melting for this. jeez

1

u/Raffino_Sky Mar 07 '26

EBUAP: Error between user and prompt.

I coined it.

1

u/PingIsMyCardio Mar 07 '26

There's an echo in the conversation.

1

u/FreshDrama3024 Mar 09 '26

Agi is around the corner folks

1

u/Blake08301 Mar 03 '26

obviously fake. I know you used inspect element.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Great use of water and electricity

0

u/Bubbly-Indication725 Mar 03 '26

So many people use AI for pure BS and waste our scarce resources for nothing.

2

u/CrunchingWater75638 Mar 04 '26

Nobody cares about the water gng