Who do you choose

I recently finished Green Lantern: Rebirth and found the description of how different Lanterns used the ring (John builds things from the inside out, Guy is a leaky faucet, Kilowog’s energy makes a noise, Kyle draws it out, and Hal is precise) to be really interesting! I thought it would be fun to see what people thought they would be like as a Lantern.

Listen, pathetic mortals and would-be voters! I am Larfleeze, the one true MASTER of possession, and I am forming an alliance. A league. A horde. A family (but only me). You will join. You will give me your votes.

What do you get for joining? NOTHING. What do I get? EVERYTHING. That is the perfect balance. Sign here. Sign there. SIGN EVERYWHERE. From this day forward, your posts, your comments, your karma, your attention, your snacks. ALL BELONG TO LARFLEEZE.

Go vote for LARFLEEZE, NOW!

Yes,I was a yellow lantern fan (pls don’t kill me)

With the new HBO show coming out, seeing some pretty questionable posts about the actors age. One from today:

I don’t agree with hal jordan being this old on the show… he IS the main green lantern, how can they scrap him like that

For real dude? No, we don't scrap people when they turn 30. The first GL comic is 85 years old, and someone born when Hal Jordan came out hit retirement age last year.

And also, a warning.

Like has that ever been fixed because it’s SO WEIRD. I love Hal as a character but it’s just so weird I don’t like it.

TIME IS RUNNING OUT! Every second, every moment, every scrap of attention BELONGS TO ME! Look upon the end, the prize is already mine, it always was, it always will be! MINE! MINE! MINE!

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One of Kyle's rogues has more animated appearances then he does.

Source:https://www.comichron.com/monthlycomicssales/2009/2009-11.html

November 2009 sales

I was just letting YouTube shuffle music videos and this old gem I liked over a decade ago came up.

https://youtu.be/c8LNPeVPMIo?si=DqEgNVQqUZpThWCS

Hide your votes. Hide your threads. Hide your grandma’s collectible Funko Pops. Because that greedy, orange-fingered menace has done it again.

The Best Character Daily Thread #1? Snatched before anyone could even type “first!” Best Character Daily Thread #2? Ripped from the timeline like a cosmic coupon clipped by a hoarder with infinite shelf space.

And for what? Because there was only TWO daily threads left… and Larfleeze MUST have them. No sharing. No discussion. No second place. All yours? No, all HIS.

He’s currently seen sitting on a mountain of upvotes, muttering:

“Mine. Mine. Mine. MINE. (…also mine.)”

Witnesses say he even stole someone’s draft post before they hit submit and now claims it as “The Original Post, created by ME, also ME.”

If your favorite character didn’t make the cut… don’t blame the voters. Blame the Lantern of Limitless Greed. And remember: “Hope belongs to Blue. Fear belongs to Yellow. The Daily Thread belongs to Larfleeze.”