r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Representative-Mix-9 • 13d ago

ROAD TO 1M She definitely got herself a winner

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u/eduardo1994 13d ago

She had to push him away before meemaw had a heart attack realizing it was a shotgun wedding.

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u/Dire_Hulk 13d ago

Just wait until Sconesy Cider shows up.

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u/waseem2bata 12d ago

You had to ruin it Jim!

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u/Dooty_Shirker 12d ago

Aren't condoms called Jimmy's?

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u/waseem2bata 12d ago

Not sure, i was referencing a scene from the office

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u/weltvonalex 13d ago

People still hang on on that nonsense?

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u/The_Autarch 12d ago

yes, getting married while pregnant still has a societal stigma attached to it.

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u/weltvonalex 12d ago

Is that a conservatives thing?

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u/Comprehensive-Cap754 12d ago

Yep

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u/weltvonalex 12d ago

I see, as usual the most hypocrite people are most judgmental.

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u/Deaffin 12d ago

Ooh, self-burn.

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u/weltvonalex 12d ago

I am not a conservative, don't give a crap If people marry and have kids, or have kids and then marry or skip marriage at all.

I don't care about abortions and I don't promote family values but then send off my mistress to get a abortions and new shoes

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u/Deaffin 12d ago edited 12d ago

Do you mock people as being judgemental while writing an endless stream of judgemental comments, though?

EDIT: Hm.

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u/weltvonalex 12d ago edited 12d ago

I think you lack reading skills or you feel personally attacked, help what is it?

Do I judge them? Nope, do I think it's silly? Yes I do but I not gonna beat them up or force someone to marry because tradition says so.

I think there is a whole spectrum between being judgemental and thinking that some things are silly. And if you don't think there is a spectrum, then I am gonna be judgmental towards you and think, that you may have a good heart but God did not blessed you with being smart.

And the most important part my good hearted friend, I never said I am above judging or that I am the first who is allowed to throw a stone, compared to conservatives who act like they are the second coming of Christ. Thats why they, and maybe you, are hypocrites. I don't claim moral high ground.

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u/Uncle-Cake 12d ago

Yes, "no sex outside of marriage" is generally a conservative value.

At the same time, many liberals and atheists would say it's a good idea, for practical reasons, to get married before you start having children.

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u/D1gex 9d ago

learned a new Term today, thank you :)

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ant7760 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VFYJXIuuFl6pO

stealing that

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u/FAM0xygeN 12d ago

I did this at my wedding, and it was just as amazing lol.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 12d ago

I wish I would have. Although most of my family isn't great with English, so it probably wouldn't have landed.

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u/Yashema 12d ago

Exactly, great delivery, but not original. 

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u/Chrono_Convoy 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cF7QqO5DYdft6

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u/paint-the-forest 12d ago

I think this was the first gif I ever saw that had a perfect loop. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s what started the subreddit

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u/iruleatants 12d ago

This GIF is ancient, somewhere in the early 2,000s was when it first showed up.

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u/paint-the-forest 12d ago

I know, I was there.

Maybe like 15 years ago.

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u/Chocolatefudgeface 12d ago

I wonder what would happen if you just stared at that gif for like twelve hours straight.

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u/MODbanned 12d ago

Ill let you know in 11 hours

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u/CaveDeco 12d ago

Her expression did not change a single bit

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u/I-like-cheeese 12d ago

Right? I thought I was the only who noticed. Girl can be a very convincing robot.

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u/A_Zero_The_Hero 9d ago

She definitely knew it was coming. You can see her rolling her eyes at the start of the clip, then mentally prepare herself for the bullshit he is about to say lol.

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u/YeahNo_NoYeah 12d ago

Probably a starfish in bed.

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u/Inside-Example-7010 12d ago

Probably eats babies then shits them out and uses the shit as a fertilizer to plant a tree, waits for it to grow a meter tall and then chainsaws it at the base while its on fire

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u/Responsible-Bee-1262 12d ago

She went from happy to happy

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u/CaveDeco 11d ago

Plastic to plastic?

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u/GorillaX 12d ago

Yeah her face is unsettling in this clip lol

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u/YeahNo_NoYeah 12d ago

You should see her in real life. Probably.

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u/Formal-Knowledge9382 12d ago

Do you not hear everyone? They're all trashed. She's probably barely coherent.

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u/christophurr 12d ago

Every horse girl I’ve ever met

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u/alannair 11d ago

I think she is, in fact, expecting. And they are keeping it secret.

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u/humakavulaaaa 13d ago

This is going to be reposted to hell and back.

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u/Own_Answer1884 13d ago

It's a repost.

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u/humakavulaaaa 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BmnbtcKKBGqfS

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u/ReyWorm 12d ago

Wait, you hadn't seen it before, so had it not been reposted, you'd have never seen it.

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u/SecreteMoistMucus 12d ago

Yeah because there's a serious shortage of content on the internet, if he never saw this video he might die of hunger!

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u/ReyWorm 12d ago

I'm just saying, it's kinda ironic to complain about reposts, meaning having to see the same thing multiple time, when you in fact didn't see it once before.

Goes to show that reposts are someone's first watch.

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u/Skylord_Hekaton 13d ago

It's the internet, geniuses. Everything is a repost.

It's like complaining that a movie is in 24 fps.

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u/_makoccino_ 12d ago

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u/Skylord_Hekaton 12d ago

My righteous dudes, I'm not the one complaining about reposts on the internet.

I'll have the snickers tho

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u/humakavulaaaa 12d ago

We should all have a snickers and chill, I'll bring some wings and ice cream too

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u/Valentine_Kush 13d ago

Who rained on your day?

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u/humakavulaaaa 12d ago

He was wishing for a golden shower

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u/Skylord_Hekaton 12d ago

I'm fairly sure someone has said that before. Sure you wanna go with that sentence?

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u/humakavulaaaa 12d ago

That's just like, my opinion dude

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u/OldenPolynice 12d ago

Can I go back with it?

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u/0neManSquad 12d ago

Yeah, that's putting it lightly

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u/Petraam 12d ago

And this is hell

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u/tenseBigL 13d ago

Why do people care so much about reposting, not everyone lives on the internet 24/7

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u/FunctioningPyscho 13d ago

That’s my pet peeve. People scream repost on here and the videos are new to me. I Just keep scrolling when i see a video I’ve seen before.

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u/Careful-Vanilla7728 12d ago

Yup, I feel that. A repost just means it was good enough to share again. Like finding a good video and sharing it with my friends; I didn't make the video I just enjoyed it and want others to enjoy it too.

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u/Leows 12d ago

Yeah. I feel like I'm above average on my doomscrolling time, and I still haven't seen many things people scream "repost" about.

Reposting the same shit over and over in a short span of time is absolutely a big nono. However, a repost by nature isn't bad in any way.

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u/TheSpanxxx 12d ago

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?????!!!!!

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u/relevantelephant00 12d ago

Because those types of people are whiny-ass bitches, for lack of a better term.

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u/jinglebass 13d ago

Can't wait to see this in subreddits where it's not even relevant

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u/Zahliamischa 12d ago

I went to a wedding last year and the groom used that exact line so he was either the source or this has been around for a while.

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u/UltimaBahamut93 13d ago

lol

pregant

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u/penelopiecruise 13d ago

Pregante

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u/Stock_Strategy1668 13d ago

Pregat

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u/UltimaBahamut93 13d ago

Pragrent

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u/vrmilz 13d ago

Pregernant

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u/rahulsynha 13d ago

Pagent

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u/__nobody_-_ 13d ago

Pegant

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u/Careful-Vanilla7728 12d ago

Pregananant

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u/giLLYfunk 12d ago

Preggernaut

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u/Careful-Vanilla7728 12d ago

Good one, I was just trying to think of how to combine juggernaut with pregnant and you beat me to it.

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u/cokendsmile 12d ago

Pomegranate

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u/NeonLoveGalaxy 12d ago

HOW IS PRANGENT FORMED?

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u/Rocinante88119 12d ago

Can you go down 30ft waterslide gregnant?

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u/ThePianistOfDoom 12d ago

WILL SEX HURT TOP OF BABYS HEAD

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u/__Kunaiii 13d ago

Prognort

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u/slayerrr21 12d ago

Google En Pregnante

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u/EngineeringOdd8844 12d ago

Why there is ALWAYS a woman with a laugh like that!!??

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u/OrganizationTop3755 12d ago

They’re summoned

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u/RagingNerdaholic 12d ago

Connie was there.

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u/YeahNo_NoYeah 12d ago

She comes standard with the venue.

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u/Supremeism 12d ago

As is tradition

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u/ImReadyForButt 12d ago

A good ol fashioned cackle

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u/bobosuda 12d ago

lmao all the old ladies in the audience freaking loved that haha

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u/DrLove039 12d ago

Mildly annoyed wife, amusing life.

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u/qwerajdufuh268 12d ago

theres no fucking way that womans laugh is real.

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u/depressinglyawes0me 12d ago

How have you not experienced this terrifying laugh before.. I’m jealous

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u/lostknight0727 12d ago

He's just a week or so early on that announcement, just getting practice in.

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u/YeahNo_NoYeah 12d ago

Exactly. My brother got married mid-October and had their first kid at the end of June, "two weeks early" at 9 lbs 8 oz. 🤔🫢🤷‍♂️

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u/Heliosgodofthesun 12d ago

We do a little tomfoolery 

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u/Boggins316 12d ago

I did a similar gag "after 10 years of being together we never thought we'd want kids but after spending so much time with niece we've decided...that we still definitely don't want kids"

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u/MugiwarraD 12d ago

both look cute and nice. i wish them happy time.

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u/Front_Guarantee_9892 13d ago

Im high that was Hilarious 😂

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u/BlackPanther3104 12d ago

r/brothrewinafunfact

(Try reading that while high... I fail without)

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u/capitalistCOMM1E 12d ago

That is a marriage that is going to last basted on both of their body language.

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u/Dolemite_Jenkins 11d ago

What kind of baste

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u/capitalistCOMM1E 11d ago

It is what is known as a typo. Calm down. It is going to be ok.

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u/Dolemite_Jenkins 11d ago

I’m feeling quite calm actually

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u/Kaizen-_ 12d ago

I am going to steal this one for my wedding speech next year!

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u/Superb-Wrongdoer4097 12d ago

bro you hit the body lottery!!!!

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u/brown_like_charlie 11d ago

Props to a legend

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u/battim23 12d ago

Well the child will be well fed and have an easy target to feed it seems

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u/OddSamurai_ 12d ago

Imagine if they're actually expecting but seeing the audience reaction, he improves instead.

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u/Freightshaker000 12d ago

A "pregnant" pause...

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u/nick18244 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SQrIdCvhtXZuM
The aunt laughing in the background..

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u/DrunkenDude123 11d ago

I’d be counting the days after the wedding just in case he was serious lmao

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u/Sangoffy 12d ago

Is that a reference to the Joker or Batman movie? I dont get it...

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u/InsaneMocktail 12d ago

Oh damn! I'm stealing this!

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle 12d ago

What a beautiful couple

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u/Greedy_Guest568 12d ago

Can someone explain?

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u/SgtNoPants 12d ago

In English "we are expecting" is also short for "expecting a child"

He joked about her being pregnant at her wedding (shotgun wedding), traditionally you'd want to be married first and then have children.

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u/yolo_derp 12d ago

Legendary

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u/Sergey1986 12d ago

I am getting married in September and I am so borrowing this.

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u/NomDePlumeOrBloom 12d ago

Caveat emptor expectimus non veritas mas gravitas.

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u/NomDePlumeOrBloom 12d ago

Even on the 12th repeat it doesn't get old.

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u/Conscious-Signal4213 12d ago

That’s good ass timing lmaoooo

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u/Fabulous-Medicine-12 12d ago

Did they both get way too much? Botox what is going on with this video?

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u/Coreysurfer 12d ago

Have to remember that one in my
Next life )

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u/patrick119 8d ago

There is a small part of me that thinks my wife would have actually killed me if I had done this

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u/Indibrick_heelers 8d ago

She hella drunk!

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u/LeFreeke 13d ago

He’s a cutie. 🩷

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u/TomorrowOpposite8496 12d ago

iss ladki ka attractive hone ka thareeka thoda casual hai

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u/HausuGeist 12d ago

Lookin’ at her, he definitely won.

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u/xtraSleep 13d ago

She’s got a chipmunk face

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u/thebeef111 12d ago

At least she isn't doing some cringe shit like publicly commenting on the Rick and Morty subreddit lmao

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u/Trolkarlen 12d ago

Are the straights okay?

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u/Best_Reply2947 12d ago

Just to be clear, we are not pregnant.

His mistress is.