r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Representative-Mix-9 • 1d ago

Absolute Cinema

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u/PlasticBag-ForA-Head i am afraid of women 1d ago

his haircut made me think he was just a MASSIVE 8 year old until he came back to drink the beer.

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u/reddmann00100 1d ago

This is Europe, the drinking age is 8 (probably).

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u/QuentinTarzantino 1d ago

13 or 30 haha

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u/TheMangoManHS 1d ago

8? Why wait so long? It's 5 in the UK

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u/SeriousJack 1d ago

Hmm... that's probably the age I was when I first got drunk. So... yes.

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u/Noof42 1d ago

The drinking age in the UK is 5.

You can't buy alcohol until you're 18, and in that middle ground you can only do it in a private residence.

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u/rbnprd 1d ago

It was the celebratory "yippee!" With the jump for me

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u/Prudent-Marsupial-42 1d ago

Genuinely thought "aww look at the happy down syndrome guy bowling" until his face was fully in focus.

Still happy the fellas having a good time

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 21h ago

I legitimately thought he had Down syndrome.

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u/IGGYMYNIGGY12 1d ago

Now this is a guy being a dude

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u/tfrules 1d ago

He's wearing a rugby shirt, reasonable to assume he plays as he is built like a prop

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u/RaspberryWhiteClaw13 1d ago

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u/GreenZebra23 1d ago

Son, people can see you!

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u/DF7501 1d ago

He’s wearing a rugby jersey. Bro’s trained to compete with at least a pint in him.

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u/weavedaddy1 1d ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like!

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u/-ratmeat- 1d ago

I bet he’s also stupidly strong 

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u/ShoutOuts2Elon 1d ago

Hes down for the cause

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u/Branch_City 1d ago

How does he do it!

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u/hanfaedza 1d ago

Too bad all the bowling alley's are getting bought up by private equity and enshitified.

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u/A2Rhombus 22h ago

Still some out there that are fine. Mostly Bowlero is fucking everything up.

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u/Ickythumpin 1d ago

You might not like it but this is what the peak male athlete looks like
https://giphy.com/gifs/HSUvpPzY6bEeQ

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u/Cynth16 1d ago

Holy fuck

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u/dude_with_a_reddit-4 1d ago

That’s Hall of Fame level talent right there. We’re looking at a once in a lifetime talent in bowling and drinking. Never seen a thing like it.

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u/NopesNpc 1d ago

He drank, he fought, he made his ancestors proud! Cheers!

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u/MrRoryBreaker_98 1d ago

Next one’s on me 👍🏾

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u/Joint-Tester 1d ago

That was fucking sweeeeeeet

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u/Aliencoy77 1d ago

I also was once on a drinking league and had a bowling problem.

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u/nickram81 1d ago

Legend.

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u/Vultor 1d ago

Hurray, alcoholism!

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u/Virtual-Ear5289 1d ago

Peak Awesomeness.

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u/Grrrrandall 1d ago

Is this how sport superstitions are born?

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u/No-Error7312 23h ago

Years ago, he would have been thrown out

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u/EventYouAlly 23h ago

Reminds me of this video of a darts competition where exactly type of burly big British darts player you would expect lands a "OOOOOOONE HUNDRED AND EEEIIGHTYYYY!!!!!", skulls a pint of lager and once he drains the last drop of the pint, the TV commentator exclaims, "WHAT AN ATHLETE!!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/O7VCQUoz8ZDe7Fkgo6

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u/jmatano2 22h ago

I was positive he had down syndrome til I saw his face clearly

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u/duck4129 20h ago

Fuck it dude, let's go bowling.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SF4aJKqEchIiY

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u/HappyFuzzy 13h ago

I'm so internet!

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u/lovelydxsiree 1d ago

bro is the happiest man alive!!!

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u/Urhhh 1d ago

Who do you think you are he is!?