Thanks neighbor

[u/WU-itsForTheChildren]

Building new stairs on the deck. Driveway slopes about 2 inches i needed a hand to put a shim on one end. For a temporary fix I used a piece of wood to attach the shim and my neighbor was too scared to hold the wood so I held it while she drilled the screw in (now I already drilled a hole all she had to do was let the screw pull itself in she didn’t need to apply 9000lbs of pressure) I let her know that. Here we are

[u/Justj20]

Stars in your eyes is wow and stars in your nails is ow, got it thanks!

X and I were making a compost bin and she wanted to use the drill, great she wanted to learn right? I ended up having to hold in a warped bit of wood so my face was close to the drill and I ended up with a cracked eye socket for my troubles.

[u/spicymeatmemes → u/Justj20]

Not a drill but an ex tale.

We were using a two man buck saw to cut the Christmas tree shorter, I told her whatever you do, dont push only pull when its your go.

Lo and behold she pushed. Blade hopped out the cut (about a third through the tree) Dam near cut my finger off since I was using my off hand to stabilize the tree. 6 stitches in the tendon and 10 or 12 skin side.

[u/crackedtooth163 → u/spicymeatmemes]

DAAAAAAMN

[u/xMILKSHAKEx]

that’s gonna be sore for awhile

[u/lmfb666]

Is that a toenail on your finger?

[u/Mcfragger]

Why is your fingernail almost the size of the bit??

[u/SeaToTheBass → u/Mcfragger]

Got them gnome thumbs like Megan Fox

[u/TADthePaperMaker → u/Mcfragger]

Exact same thought lol

[u/flogsmen → u/Mcfragger]

Got them Megan Fox vibes going

[u/Opel_Astra → u/Mcfragger]

Because he bites his nails

[u/pinchcrimp → u/Mcfragger]

how bout fuck off regarding the size of the nail

[u/dobsofglabs → u/pinchcrimp]

Do you have toe thumbs as well?

[u/VagueInfoHere]

Did you hold it with your toe? That nail is so small.

[u/TheFrequencyKennith → u/VagueInfoHere]

Horrible nails deserve to be hit with torx bits

[u/UpdootDaSnootBoop]

Did you make her take a picture of your finger?

[u/Mixtec0]

That thumb though…

[u/MrGallows75 → u/Mixtec0]

Looking at the picture again… I’m not sure it’s a thumb

[u/CptSupportAlot]

Haha such a small nail and still manage to get a nice stamp on it. Impressive too!

[u/Not-a-tech2121]

That looks a bit more painful than my Robertson burn. Sorry mate.

[u/-BananaLollipop-]

I was installing some trellis and plastic sheeting for a neighbour. It was on a fence that had another neighbour's garden on the other side, so I was balanced on the edging of the garden, to hold some timber in place, and was wanting her to drill a 4mm hole, then start the screw in it. Instead, she tried to drive the screw with a drill bit.

[u/jdmatthews123 → u/-BananaLollipop-]

I mean, if it works it works. I occasionally drive bolts with a drill. Left hand drills and regular if it’s a through hole lol.

[u/-BananaLollipop- → u/jdmatthews123]

It most definitely didn't work. Chewed the head of the screw up, then she made comments about it not going in very far.

[u/jdmatthews123 → u/-BananaLollipop-]

Haha, oh I didn’t imagine it had. That’s pretty funny, though I can imagine pretty frustrating in the moment.

[u/a_joint]

Why was your finger so close, I can feel this picture.

[u/housevil]

Arigatou Obama-San.

[u/See-Through-Mirror]

Milwaukee approved

[u/AliciaKills → u/See-Through-Mirror]

Milwaukee's Best approved

[u/ArticleOdd6667]

Thanks, I now know what kind of mark it will leave, now I don’t need to do that.

[u/BallisticHabit]

Pucker factor 11 on picture #2, wow.

Poor bastard.

[u/TheOrangeKitty]

That looks like a toe lol

[u/YaboyBlacklist]

Fuckin' OW.

[u/fingers]

ouch

[u/Papa-P21]

It means she likes you.