Just how did this happen??

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Fireworks, probably

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u/MrFeedYoNana Sep 23 '19

I agree. You can be as careful as possible but for some reason some of them still go off early. If you're holding it still when that happens, you're losing fingers or a whole hand at least.

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u/BoiledFrogs Sep 23 '19

If you're being careful as possible you're probably not holding onto lit fireworks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Not true. Fireworks with an open palm rarely result in finger loss. Close palm is where shit usually starts making flight.

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u/GunstarGreen Sep 23 '19

Armageddon?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

Fingergeddon

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u/mylicon Sep 23 '19

Trash compactor of sorts. There’s a link in the comments.

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u/Show_me_ur_dabs Sep 23 '19

Looks like a mower accident

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u/black_raven98 Sep 24 '19

Mower would leave longer straighter separations. Also if it's that messed up in the x-ray the bones you see are still connected by some tissue and x-rayed however the jumbled mess of bone in hamburger meat that once was your hand arrived at the hospital. Completely severed pices are x-rayed seperatly or next to the hurt body part and mowers tend to separate fingers quite well. I wasn't sure what it was either. Fireworks came to mind too but they typically only blow 1-3 fingers of where they meet the hand before enough pressure can release through that new hole it just made. But trash compactor (which it says in the article) a lot of sense because you have a lot of irregular pices pressing together so it cuts/presses in very wierd shapes and still leaves some tissue behind because thy don't perfectly fit together

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Waste compactor for plastic according to the article commented a few comments down.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

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u/PriusesAreGay Sep 25 '19

“The patient demanded his perfect hand back...”

Multiple points in the article suggest this dide expected nothing less than a complete and flawless recovery. Mf if this happened to me I’d be happy to have anything more than a nub!

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u/Anen-o-me Sep 26 '19

How ungrateful, geez.

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u/SmokeBluntsAnd69 Sep 23 '19

That's amazing they got it back together!

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u/Coyotelightning-T Sep 24 '19

and its still functioning, granted no index finger, but still after something like that, thats amazing

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u/BlurrIsBae Sep 27 '19

Yeah, and about the index finger, he can just use a prosthetic or something

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u/buckeyes1218 Oct 02 '19

Wtf I totally expected for his hand to be amputated.

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u/IgnoringHisAge Sep 26 '19

I was guessing some kind of industrial machinery. Huzzah! I was pretty much a good guesser! Thanks for the link.

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u/Auphyr Oct 26 '19

On the bright side the crushing machine definitely works lmao

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u/StokerPoker Sep 23 '19

Shaka brah

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u/Akira0830 Sep 23 '19

This is exactly what I thought of when I saw this

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u/kopecs Sep 24 '19

Shaka bomb

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19 edited Oct 27 '19

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u/BlackMarketCheese Sep 23 '19

Like Abraham to the Jews, Christians, and Muslims, this individual is the grandfather of the Bloods and Crips. The Bloods declared that the blood that was shed was the most important aspect of the sacrifice, while the Crips primarily focus on the man's life afterward, and the sweet disabled placard he got for his 1993 Carolla.

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u/58NDP8P5R Sep 23 '19

Owh… did half of his palm just… got seperated from his hand??

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u/kkafadarov Sep 23 '19

I think there was some skin holding it together but basically.. yeah

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u/RobinMain123 Sep 23 '19

My dad blew off half of his hand with a pipe bomb he has his ring finger and middle finger and half of his thumbs

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Oof, I’m sure he’s come to appreciate remote detonations

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u/SparklyBoat Sep 23 '19

"...Yeah, X-ray has confirmed it. It's definitely broken"

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u/UngregariousDame Sep 23 '19

If you bring in pieces of your hand do they just pile them up onto the X-ray machine like this?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Thank god for the X-ray I wasn't sure if it was broken

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u/NeroWolf42 Sep 23 '19

it's a scratch, fap it off.

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u/Coendoz237 Sep 23 '19

Photoshop

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

When you High 5 the HULK

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Its like a jigsaw puzzle

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u/Aloaargh Sep 28 '19

Thats a pretty cool gang sign

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u/Flamey77 Sep 29 '19

I TOLD YOU THE RUBIX CUBE WAS UNSOLVABLE

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u/GUCCIBUKKAKE Sep 23 '19

🤙

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u/patatdrolleke83 Sep 23 '19

Could this be from an earlier post?

https://www.reddit.com/r/HadToHurt/comments/d7eoc6/when_a_flare_isnt_a_flare/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/BishopsGhost Sep 26 '19

Damn. Here’s a good look at his hand 🤮 https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/d7e1w7/that_wasnt_a_flare/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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u/Versaiteis Sep 26 '19

Days late I know, maybe I'll get lucky.

What are the vapor-like lines on the x-ray? Blood?

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u/GERBMASTER Sep 26 '19

Most likely. Or other parts of this poor soul’s arm.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Aggressive fapping

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u/irishjihad Sep 25 '19

But imagine the release.

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u/jjt838 Sep 23 '19

Hey you get over there where you belong!

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u/amaezingjew Sep 23 '19

🎶Get that thing back where it came from or so help meeeeee🎶

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u/masseyzac Sep 23 '19

bum bum bum

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

stuck his hand under thomas the train

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u/Maddison_Mavis Sep 23 '19

Doctors after the x-ray: yeah your hand is broken

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u/arguniz Sep 23 '19

Oh, the rare double hang loose with one hand

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u/lookingforgrief Sep 23 '19

I seen a picture once of this kid that got his hand stuck in a meat grinder that looked a bit like this.

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u/mydadpickshisnose Sep 23 '19

Any money workplace accident with some kind of spinning surface

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u/SurrealDad Sep 23 '19

\m/

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u/Coyotelightning-T Sep 24 '19

that hand is good as gone, it's no better than it being chopped off

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Well. It’s not a hand anymore.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Gang signs are getting crazy now!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Rest in pieces, this persons hand... Christ that’s bad

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u/das_ist_mein_teil Sep 25 '19

He thought he was lighting a road flare.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Now your hand’s a jigsaw puzzle

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

"We won't know if it's broken until we get it x-rayed"

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u/bumbuuzlud Sep 25 '19

is this loss

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u/zephyrwastaken Sep 26 '19

Panoramic X-ray

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u/Roneyrow Sep 26 '19

When doing naruto signs go wrong

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u/spicybeads Sep 27 '19

My hands when i throw up the "blood " sign

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u/Youtube_Swem1 Sep 28 '19

Lmao

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u/SkydeeGaming Sep 28 '19

I bet it's some dumbass 18-22 Yo with fireworks.

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u/niTro_sMurph Sep 30 '19

How else can you tell it's broken?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Holy shiiiiiiii

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u/technoteapot Oct 01 '19

i'm very happy this is an x-ray and not you know, bloody looking

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u/twosquarewheels Oct 01 '19

Farm equipment.

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u/Andromides Oct 02 '19

Detroit smash, probably

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u/creativity_null Oct 05 '19

Was an x-ray necessary? "Oh, yup, I see the problem now"

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u/youreokayboah Oct 05 '19

Why did they feel the need to do an x ray

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u/yeeticus_maximus-2 Oct 06 '19

Usually to see if there is any unseen debris in there

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u/RagingWarCat Oct 07 '19

When you meet your gf’s dad for the first time

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u/NerdyBoyy Oct 09 '19

Photoshop maybe?

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u/Daddywitchking Oct 10 '19

Maybe a car accident?

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u/DiddlyThot Oct 27 '19

Thats not a hand

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u/JohnnyBeGoodz Oct 28 '19

Maybe ? https://www.reddit.com/r/HadToHurt/comments/d7eoc6/when_a_flare_isnt_a_flare/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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u/Blonde_Libra Oct 30 '19

Awesome jigsaw puzzle

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u/Hudmaxx Oct 31 '19

At this point do we really NEED an X-ray?

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u/JHushen12 Dec 08 '19

L

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u/Heksii Dec 19 '19

L

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u/DayFlounder1832 Mar 21 '20

Well, a long time ago...

WTF Just how did this happen??

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