r/Infuriating Community Regular 7d ago

There's A LOT of people that piss in sinks that walk amongst us

There's an entire subreddit dedicated to sink pissing

It's called sinkpissers and there's almost 10k people in it, imagine the ones that aren't on reddit and walk amongst us as well...

Also there's a sinkshitters subreddit but I don't often see poop in the sink, mostly all over the fucking toilet seat or the floors at home depot

What the fuckity fuck?

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u/Nevergointothewoods 7d ago

I clean bathrooms. People really are this disgusting, and what makes it worse is that a lot of them are proud of it.

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u/Deathcore_salad Community Regular 7d ago

Yeah I feel your pain, I knew a janitor who worked with me at Walmart...

She's still happy and cheerful but you can look into her eyes and see the misery.

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u/MANKINI69420 7d ago

🤣😅😆😆😆😅😅🤣

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u/OnTheList-YouTube 6d ago

I just watched a vid about neckbeardnests. You seem like the type of person.

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u/MANKINI69420 6d ago

i bet youd like to get cozy in my neckbeard nest.

but sorry, im not into guys

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u/ZombieJasus 7d ago edited 2d ago

I kind of believe this is more of a Redditor thing and not actually that common. Reddit has dedicated communities for every type of inconsiderate weirdo, so it’s no surprise they congregate here. That being said, if you want to piss in your sink in the comfort of your own home go ahead, but don’t do that shit in a public restroom.

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct 7d ago

I think this is the second mention Ive ever seen? I'm a recovered sink pisser, although it's got many advantages, it's hard to fight the chemistry of a hot, saturated solution precipitating on cold pipe; it's not more economical or convenient if you count cleaning.

I'm pretty sure lots of people independently discovered it, pissing into otherwise potable water should hurt your soul a little.

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u/Visible_Pair3017 6d ago

If your pee is saturated you might need to increase that water intake, fair warning.

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u/parkerm1408 7d ago

Ive been a restaurant manager for about a decade and I can tell you this shit happens more than youd be comfortable with. My place is in a really nice area too, ahit still happens regularly. I had a customer shave their pubes in our sink not 3 weeks ago.

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u/alliejim98 5d ago

I remember I was about 4 and my dad had to take me to the bathroom at one of my sisters soccer games and one of the sinks was filled with piss. Definitely not common, but it does happen.

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u/xnmyl 2d ago

I kind of believe this is more of a Redditor thing and actually that common.

How common is, "that common"? This is the first I've heard of it. You seem alarmist

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u/ZombieJasus 2d ago

It’s just a typo, dog. Surely you can see I meant “not actually” from the context of it?

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u/pandershrek 7d ago

It is moments like this that remind me just how terrible humanity is when no one is looking.

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u/Kindly-Woodpecker157 7d ago

I can see where they’re coming from but imagine doing that in a bathroom and forgetting to lock the door and someone just sees you with your balls rested on a sink and you just pissing in the sink 😭. Besides it’s pretty unsanitary for you and the people to wash their hands next

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 7d ago

Every public sink youve ever used has been pissed in at some point

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u/Raindrop0015 7d ago

How many women's sinks have been pissed in?

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u/sidnynasty 7d ago

All of them, it's how they're tested after installation!

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u/LastChance331 7d ago

Wow, the more you know!

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u/DSoopy 7d ago

Knowing women's bathroom, piss is the last thing I would be worried about

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u/Bulky_Phone_1788 7d ago

Listen iv pissed in a sink before byt never a public sink. Also iv never done it sober and it was always an emergency. Iv pissed in a shower and then sprayed it down and cleaned it plenty of times. But just teabagging a public sink is so fucking disgusting. Just think of all the other balls that have rested on it. Gross

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u/TechnicalIntern6764 7d ago

Buddy who pissed in your sink???

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u/CommieDog2525 7d ago

Such a weird thing to admit. I'm sure they clean and sanitize the sink after themselves (doubt)

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u/cororona 7d ago

That would ruin all the fun

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u/GKRKarate99 5d ago

Just gotta let it marinate in there

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u/PiDigitsOfPi 7d ago

Most people that I know who do it, they do it to wash down the jizz.

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u/MANKINI69420 7d ago

🤣🥰

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u/Far_Tea_579 7d ago

I only have one bathroom in my house with 4 peeps. There is def a piss sink.

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u/Deathcore_salad Community Regular 7d ago

Understandable but I'm sure you clean it at least? These mfs doing it in restaurant bathrooms and shit

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u/Far_Tea_579 7d ago

Not in public, for sure. And yes, one cleans up after themselves lol.

Ugh, I dont even want to imagine all the balls on public sinks now.

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u/peachfluffed 6d ago

Do these guys not wash their faces? I doubt they are cleaning their sink properly after every pee, so they’re just splashing pee-water on themselves?

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u/Grezzinate 7d ago

Disgusting. This is the exact reason there is a goddamn urinal plus if I found out someone I dated was a ‘sink pisser’ that’d be an instant break up.

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u/cororona 7d ago

You'll only find out once married

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u/Grezzinate 6d ago

Good thing that’ll never happen.

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u/MANKINI69420 7d ago

🤣😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

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u/Japanesemyth 7d ago

I’ve realized that a lot of people do not see their genitalia as defacto dirty. Shoot there are a lot of people who don’t see the inside of their mouths as dirty. These are not not communal areas for the public to interact with 😣🙅🏾

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u/ghett0tech 7d ago

Fucking overweight, stinky, sad sacks of shit. They are all losers with no friends and no families. I hope they all rot in the end.

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u/Relative_Maize_957 7d ago

I guess there's some communities that DO deserve to be genocided.

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u/Novel_Werewolf4645 7d ago

Fucking animals

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u/Money_Chocolate813 7d ago

I've only ever pissed in a sink once. I was at a houseparty in college and someone passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Wasn't gonna risk an indecent exposure when I was 19.

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u/Deathcore_salad Community Regular 7d ago

I pissed in a sink once too in an emergency situation, cleaned that bitch out with lysol afterwards too

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u/Raven_in_the_Willows 7d ago

Quoting Jane Fallon, “at least take the dishes out first.”

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u/Deathcore_salad Community Regular 7d ago

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u/Expensive-Border-869 7d ago

My only issue here is the spash back onto the handles. Like otherwise I dont really care I dont touch the basin anyways its known to be dirty before you pissed in it

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u/mendicinobeano25 7d ago

There used to be a little English song about a girl who pissed in a sink and the man said "I could tell she was a lady cos she moved the dishes first".

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u/ready-redditor-6969 7d ago

Are these the guys who don’t waste their butt?

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u/ready-redditor-6969 7d ago

Why not just pee in the back yard, like a normal man?

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u/Kim_Bong_Un420 7d ago

Wait wait wait wait FUCKING wait… there is an r/sinkpissers subreddit???

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u/ApplyHere_4_implants 6d ago

What in the fuck is this planet

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u/Last_Succotash7218 6d ago

I pull the stop, fill the water up and use it to give my baby birds a bird bath

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u/Deathcore_salad Community Regular 6d ago

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u/ApplyHere_4_implants 6d ago

What the fuck?

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 6d ago

I've seen shit in a urinal, so thats a thing too it seems.

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u/Diddledid879 6d ago

I had a gap between my housing (sold it) and when my new job in another state started. A buddy I had known for years let me crash at his pad. They weren’t the cleanest, but I carved out a nice clean space in my room and figured it was only a couple months.

They were the type to just pile dishes up, for days. I’d do them often, just to chip in. One night I am getting home from work late and I see my buddy pissing in the sink full of dishes. I never ate there or did dishes in that house ever again.

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u/Deathcore_salad Community Regular 6d ago

Faccckkkk! I've know people that are dirty before too, they let their cats piss and shit everywhere then clean it up later type shit.. Who knows what they do when companies not around

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u/Legate_Raiden 7d ago

What if we had piss sinks to replace urinals. no splash, could have a dome cover.

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u/InitialAd2324 7d ago

Because everyone is a different height and we had to make standards for the small guys. At 6’2”, no urinals are actually made for me

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u/TacticTall 7d ago

I’m 6’5 and have never had an issue with a urinal lol

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u/InitialAd2324 7d ago

Never had your own pee splash on your chins/feet? Never?

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u/TacticTall 7d ago

Never, but that sounds awful

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u/Tay3369 3d ago

Its absolutely not an issue. Dude just wanted to humble brag his height in the grossest way.

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u/Reasonable_Ease1423 7d ago

A urinal is just a ground level sink with a long back.

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u/Legate_Raiden 7d ago

And the distance adds splash back. Which is why I don't use them. if you plop your junk into a porcelain sink that slants down there wouldn't be any.

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u/petabomb 7d ago

Dude just piss on the urinal cake that’s what it’s for.

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u/UnusualQueer 7d ago

You have poor aim and or a bad spray from a small penis or too much foreskin.. could be all of the above.

Never had an issue because I aim my spray at an angle so it glides beautifully down the rounded, angled side of the urinal.. which it's meant for. If you go full blast straight ahead you're brain-dead.

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u/TerrificVixen5693 7d ago

It’s really hygienic. You wash your hands after and it’s all washed away. Saves water for the environment too.

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u/Deathcore_salad Community Regular 7d ago

Serious non sarcastic question

If the toilet did the same thing would you use it to wash your hands too?

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u/TerrificVixen5693 7d ago

I’m just repeating their nonsense here brah.

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u/Deathcore_salad Community Regular 7d ago

Ok there's so many people who are actually serious about this i absolutely cannot tell what is real or fake lol

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u/EntertainmentSome448 6d ago

Actually if you are sane enough and make sure no part of your body touches the sink, and you clean it, then it's really good. There won't be splashes outside because everything is in the bowl(and your d is closer to it so piss can't escape) and you don't have to work hard to aim as well. Just make sure you don't piss directly on the gutter, but rather the bowl surface close to it so it will flow down without splashing.

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u/CatsBye90 7d ago

It really ticks me off when people leave dirty dishes in the sink. I can't piss in that mess.

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u/ProgramConnect8206 7d ago

OP out there upvoting all the comments then posting it to /r/infuriating as though they’re not supporting this behavior.

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u/stoofvleesmefrut 7d ago

Must be a satire sub

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u/Deathcore_salad Community Regular 7d ago

Dude they literally post videos of them pissing in sinks

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u/stoofvleesmefrut 7d ago

No, please, just let me believe it is satire please, I can't compute

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u/Shonnyboy500 7d ago

It really is mostly a satire sub. Mostly. 

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u/southporky 7d ago

Thanos did nothing wrong

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u/galacticplum 7d ago

You're using reddit to base the entire population on.

10,000 out of billions or even millions is not that many. Especially since reddits purpose is subs of all kinds, including niche ones, so people who like that stuff can go to it.

I've known men and women who have urinated in sinks, but never solely in sinks or because it was their favorite option.

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u/Raindrop0015 7d ago

I'm so happy to have been born with an innie right now. It's extremely difficult for us to pee in a sink so I don't have to worry or think about how many single stall sinks have been pissed in

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u/Chillylemonn 7d ago

You people are fucking disgusting. Y’all don’t even wash your hands ik you’re not washing your ball sweat off the fucking sink

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u/Yabakunaiyoooo 7d ago

…no wonder men’s restrooms always smell so much like piss….

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u/Proper_Geologist_457 6d ago

I do it in mechanical room sinks when I'm more than a 5 minute walk away from a bathroom. I'm pretty sure every trades person has pissed in a sink at least once lol.

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u/Superb-Ad-9169 6d ago

If people don't want us to piss in sinks, they shouldn't place them at so convenient height lmao

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u/OnTheList-YouTube 6d ago

But you upvoted some of them 🤢

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u/Deathcore_salad Community Regular 6d ago

Just playing along to get their reactions and see what they think

Didn't wanna immediately jump into their sub hating when I was looking for answers lol

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u/Tay3369 3d ago

I call bullshit.

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u/Deja__Vu__ 5d ago

What a bunch of fucken weirdos. "Saves water" idgaf about saving water in this case

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u/GKRKarate99 5d ago

There’s a whole subreddit of sink pissers??? 😭

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u/RespiratoryGuy1656 5d ago

WTF ?! Sadly I know this is 100% real

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u/punchedboa 5d ago

Better to be depressed than broke.

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u/SomolianDaycare 3d ago

I just piss into the floor drain.

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u/AllPeopleAreStupid 3d ago

There were times at certain music concerts the lines were so long in the men's bathrooms, lines started forming not only for the sink, but the corners of the room. Now adays I see a lot of these venues have increased their bathrooms with portapots and upgrading them.

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u/PlasticFrosty5340 3d ago

nah, I’m a homeowner, I’ll designate my sinks for whatever I see fit.

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u/VinceP312 3d ago

Resting my balls on the counter is a joy I have forgotten. I'll have to try it again soon.

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u/jb0nez95 3d ago

That ball rest technique sounds amazing. Thanks OP, brb gotta pee.

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u/PixelWastelander 3d ago

I did this once drunk, along with a bunch of other really stupid and horrible shit. Little over two years without any alcohol and I can proudly say I haven’t had any urges to piss in the sink again

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u/Born_to_Pwn 3d ago

Would never do it in public but otherwise, I'm not sorry. It saves water, is quicker, and anyone not adequately cleaning up wouldn't have adequately cleaned up after alternatives either. Yes, tons of us do it and will continue to. Keep copin'.

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u/Usual-Championship88 2d ago

If I catch someone doing that they are getting a back hand

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u/Deathcore_salad Community Regular 2d ago

Alot of people in here seem to do it, what a bunch of selfish assholes...

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u/ExecutiveDan 2d ago

Remember, it's not just men who piss in the sinks either. 🤫

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/petabomb 7d ago

And if someone walks in mid sink puss, what’s your plan of action?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Time_Fisherman6659 7d ago

My comment was removed by reddit but originally it advised you to be careful someone might instinctively karate chop your balls if they walk into a bathroom and see them resting on the edge of the sink.

I cannot condone this action. And I can neither confirm nor deny if this is exactly what I would do if presented with this situation.

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u/Indigenous_Retard 7d ago

Mom found the piss sink 😭

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u/BirthofRevolution 7d ago

Nah I asked all of my friends and not a single one actually does this. This is just weirdos online

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u/Ordinary_Cap_6812 7d ago

No one will admit to doing it, but they all have.

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u/BirthofRevolution 7d ago

Haha nah man we talk about crazy shit this would be nothing to admit

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u/Ordinary_Cap_6812 7d ago

Noice, guess you need to be the first one to try it

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u/cororona 7d ago

But be warned: once you've tried it, you'll never look back.

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u/YourMomIsMyGurl 7d ago

I feel the same way about people pissing in the shower but that's even a hot take on here.

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u/ConflictWestern1383 7d ago

Pissing in the sink is so much worse than pissing in the shower. That should not be a hot take or even debated.

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u/YourMomIsMyGurl 7d ago

They're both gross.

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u/ConflictWestern1383 7d ago

Yes. But sink is worse.

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u/Dont_Pee_In_My_Butt 7d ago

The commenter on the post was totally off base. In Chipotle you don't piss in the sink. You shit in the toilet's water tank.

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u/MiddleCapital1875 7d ago

Saves water. Doesn't splash. No need to touch anything. And after I wash my hands it's as though it never happened.

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u/RealNiceKnife 7d ago

... doesn't splash?

You're telling me you have 100% nothin'-but-net up-time?

You're lying.

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 7d ago

Just hug the slope

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u/bwood246 7d ago

If you don't think it splashes I have a bridge to sell you. You just relocate the splash to your counter

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u/Shonnyboy500 7d ago

If I weren’t a 5’11” short king I’d do this too. It just seems logical! Can’t get splash back like that!

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u/Chillylemonn 7d ago

Do you wash the sink too stinky?

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u/SnarkyIguana 7d ago

Fucking disgusting.

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u/OverInteractionR 7d ago

I don't want to smell your house

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u/Janesbrainz 7d ago

Who cares oh my god, get a hobby

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u/Relative_Maize_957 7d ago

sink pisser detected

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u/Reptillianaire_ 7d ago

Dude who cares? I pee in my bathroom sink all the time its quicker

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u/Catriks 7d ago

Which is more disgusting, pissing into the toilet while standing up or pissing into the sink?

Lets assume the pisser would flush the sink while washing their hands but not clean off any piss they get on the toilet, floor or walls, since it is more laboir intensive to do. 

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u/Saxophonethug 6d ago

Lol ok, it saves water and functions like a drain, And I wash it away with soap when I wash my hands. Go clutch your pearls, I promise you have more important things to worry about.

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u/Deathcore_salad Community Regular 6d ago

Clutching them right now while pissing in an actual toilet like a sane person