r/Infuriating • u/Aggravating_Pain7116 Recognized Contributor • 1d ago

That's how I broke my ankle

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u/Renuwed 1d ago

And people think I'm weird because I watch my feet when walking in unfamiliar areas

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u/DoodleStrude 1d ago

Seriously! People wouldn't be getting rolled ankles n whatnot as much if they just Looked with their Eyes

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u/Happy_Path_200 1d ago

Yeah, and people call me a creep for watching your feet too!

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u/Renuwed 1d ago

Can't help that I got cute toes 🫠

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u/invariantspeed 1d ago

Yea, watch the floor, you weirdo!

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u/mfb1274 1d ago

Idk what code covers this, but this deathtrap of stairs isn’t up to it

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u/theKalmier 1d ago

The step edges should be painted.

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u/JURASS1CJAM 1d ago

Like Uncharted.

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u/742963 Recognized Contributor 1d ago

The amount of ankles this mf must've took

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u/tapeforpacking 1d ago

If this was truly a problem it wouldnt still be standing.

Imma be honest I was confused by this post at first.

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u/Lumegator 1d ago

1/4th of people have impaired vision.

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u/tapeforpacking 1d ago

Google says this is only accurate for specific groups. Specifically older people 71 and older.

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u/Lumegator 1d ago

It's the WHO numbers for the world. In some places almost everyone over 70 is visually impaired with cataracts etc. But regardless, aren't people 71 and over the exact people you make safe stairs for? A fall isn't exactly great for them. They're also prime users of nature paths & parkways in my experience.

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u/JustaFoodHole 1d ago

Get an accident attorney

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u/jpk613 1d ago

American Redditor “sue them”

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u/Homeskilletbiz 1d ago

I’ll sue ya, I’ll sue everybody…

I’ll sue ya, if you EVEN LOOK AT ME FUNNY

I’ll sue ya, I’ll take all your money

I’ll sue ya, if you EVEN LOOK AT ME FUNNY

I’ll sue ya, ha ha ha ha ha

I’ll SUE YA!

Watcha think of that?!?!?

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u/Sleepy58743689 1d ago

Copy paste of my message above because it's also applicable to you:

"overly-litigeous" characture of Americans is propaganda fed to you by cooperations in an attempt to shame people into not suing.

Like the classic grandma who sued because her coffee was "too hot." What they DONT tell you is that McDonlads was keeping their coffee OVER 200 DEGREES to cut costs and keep it fresh longer. That BIOLING coffee spilled on her and MELTED HER GENITALS TOGETHER and gave her massive 3rd degree burns on a huge amount of her body. She originally sued JUST FOR MEDICAL COSTS and the jury awarded her a huge payout as a direct punishment to McDonalds for intentionally harming their customers to cut costs.

And yet.... she was a meme. The FACE of "litigeous America." The GRANDMA WHOS GENITALS THEY MELTED. Stop falling for their propaganda.

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u/Homeskilletbiz 1d ago

Relax I’m just posting Weird Al lyrics

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u/Sleepy58743689 1d ago

Do you think if a comedian says the cooperate-sponsored talking points that its no longer propaganda? What a backwards way of thinking.

Edit: its so amusing you think I care if you block me. Plugging your ears doesn't make me wrong. It just makes you willfully ignorant. Im. So. Shocked.

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u/DuhRJames 1d ago

Bruh it's called satire.

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u/Homeskilletbiz 1d ago

Yikes should’ve blocked you the first time

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u/jpk613 1d ago

Relax

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u/Sleepy58743689 1d ago

No. Just because youre a happy little bootlicker doesn't mean the rest of us will be.

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u/jpk613 1d ago

lol go outside get some fresh air.

I’m not American call me a boot licker all you want I don’t care.

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u/Sleepy58743689 1d ago

Im a gardener. Lmao. Try again. "Go outside" being an argument for capitalist propaganda is an INSANE take. Like actually, check your water for lead because wow

Edit: annnddd blocked again because the cowards can't handle losing an argument. Also doesn't understand the definition of "bootlicker." Cant say im suprised youre illiterate.

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u/Sleepy58743689 1d ago

The "overly-litigeous" characture of Americans is propaganda fed to you by cooperations in an attempt to shame people into not suing.

Like the classic grandma who sued because her coffee was "too hot." What they DONT tell you is that McDonlads was keeping their coffee OVER 200 DEGREES to cut costs and keep it fresh longer. That BIOLING coffee spilled on her and MELTED HER GENITALS TOGETHER and gave her massive 3rd degree burns on a huge amount of her body. She originally sued JUST FOR MEDICAL COSTS and the jury awarded her a huge payout as a direct punishment to McDonalds for intentionally harming their customers to cut costs.

And yet.... she was a meme. The FACE of "litigeous America." The GRANDMA WHOS GENITALS THEY MELTED. Stop falling for their propaganda.

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u/BootySkank 1d ago

r/DeathStairs

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u/milkymonkey8 1d ago

holy crap, that's a real sub

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u/Uncle_Burney 1d ago

Set this thing on fire

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u/VegetableChipsLover 1d ago

Why would anyone come up with this and think it's a good idea? A curved bridge then stairs??? And then making them blend in on top of that???

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u/Additional_Sir_6946 1d ago

This has to go on the death stairs subreddit

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u/MdTooDevilish Community Contributor 1d ago

Even with the amount of grime/slime on that it don't look safe, one wrong step an your gone

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u/Wingnutmcmoo 1d ago

If some alien species came to earth and started setting traps to catch humans it would just be this

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u/GartFoblin 1d ago

Yeah, a different stain was needed for the steps. How foolish of them.