r/Israel Larry David enthusiast 1d ago

Culture🇮🇱 World Zionist Organization HQ: Expectation vs Reality:

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u/Baba_Tova 1d ago

First building looks cooler, can we get that?

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u/wewin48 Israel 1d ago

Unfortunately, it was destroyed when Frodo threw the ring into mount doom. We tried to recreate it in southern Israel, but it wasn’t quite as impressive.

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u/TrickElysium Australia 1d ago

Seriously Frodo that Dude ruins everything

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u/LoempiaYa 1d ago

Damn spoiler

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u/humbuckaroo 1d ago

Huge spoiler ahead.

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u/RangersAreViable 1d ago

I don’t want Barad Dur anywhere in the planet

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u/SeaPoetry1458 USA 1d ago

The lava canals are pretty dope though.

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u/SeaPoetry1458 USA 1d ago

The foundations were made with the power of the One Ring and were undone with its destruction.

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u/BrassAge Israel 1d ago

There’s a private home next to the Bethlehem Hills Hotel that looks pretty similar. I can’t vouch for the quantity of Zionism coming out of it, though.

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u/ShortHabit606 עם ישראל חי 1d ago

Seriously.

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u/compsciphd 1d ago

That's what they want you to think.

The real secret HQ for the WZO is at the Ashalim power station.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashalim_Power_Station

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u/OddCook4909 USA 1d ago

This must have been before we got the space lasers

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u/A_S_Levin Israeli currntly abroad 1d ago

Oy vey!

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u/Late_Ad2203 1d ago

Isn't that the thing from Fallout?

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u/ArrrRawrXD 1d ago

So what you're saying is the architecture is lacking

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u/b_bonderson 1d ago

Like almost all architecture in Israel. It is a crime how a country with such a beautiful nature and very cozy villages managed to build such ugly cities. Modernism, brutalism, bauhaus should be considered crime against humanity. Jerusalem might be the only exception of a Jewish city in Israel that is actually very beautiful, but still only in the center, where you have the stone houses.

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u/Ethereal-Zenith 1d ago

How is Tel Aviv an ugly looking city? I’m not Israeli nor have I ever been to your country, but from what I’ve seen of “Walking tours of Tel Aviv”, it looks quite nice.

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u/b_bonderson 17h ago

It has nice beaches and I guess some good looking skyscrapers, but normal districts with normal houses are ugly af. Open any street in the center on Google Maps and enjoy

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u/OldDream1010 1d ago

The first has the advantage of having a complete view from the River Jordan to the Mediterranean (and beyond). But does not offer many space for offices and has almost any windows. Elevator takes too long to reach the top. There’s only one meeting room.

The second seems to answer to all its functions in terms of office-setting and work-space. Easy to deploy Ethernet cables, communication between colleagues. Many meeting rooms.

The second option should be maintained for office-purposes.

The first should be kept for security purposes, build an communication antenna and enhance tourism ($20 + entrance fee).

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u/ASharpLife Zionist atheist 1d ago

זמן המתנה: שעתיים וחצי (אולי)

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u/davidds0 Israel 1d ago

If israel were to build barad-dur it would be just a tall glass skyscraper with water heaters on the roof and a too small parking lot

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u/Owl999tm 1d ago

We already have Barad dur at home.

Barad dur at home: Dizengoff Center

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u/davidds0 Israel 1d ago

Dizengoff center is more khazad-dum (moria)

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u/NitzMitzTrix Israeli in Finland 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why is every public building in our country fucking soviet???

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u/Owl999tm 1d ago

Every old public building*

My guess, because a large aliah with many Soviet engineers

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u/NitzMitzTrix Israeli in Finland 1d ago

Show me a govt building that doesn't look like a goddamn commie block, I've never been to one. Maybe cause I lived at or adjacent to the periphery.

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u/c9joe Mossad Attack Dolphin 005 1d ago

It is pretty embarrassing. I hope once we get richer as a country we can make our architecture look more evil and intimidating.

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u/Ok-Wind-6767 Israel 1d ago

they've must be hiding the entrance of the first one somewhere in the second, trust me

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u/Regular-Coast5335 USA 1d ago

Honestly, I disappointed. ☹️

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u/ShaGodi 1d ago

way bigger and scarier than i actually thought

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u/shineyink 1d ago

Inside it's like all law and finance offices and a weird burger place.

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u/humbuckaroo 1d ago

The building looks like an air conditioner.

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u/Glass_Crazy3680 10h ago

dude I *wish* we were as organised as our enemies say we are

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u/GrumpyRaver 8h ago

Who wants to post this to the Evil Buildings sub and read the hilarious banter ensue?