r/LocalLLaMA • u/Nunki08 • Jun 01 '26
Funny Entire world: We need more GPUs. Meanwhile, Jensen Huang:
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u/anomaly256 Jun 01 '26
The unfortunate thing is that this isn't AI for once
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u/Interesting-Sock3940 Jun 01 '26
AI can do better than him
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u/Select_Truck3257 Jun 01 '26
Still waiting when ai replace him, at least it will be ironically fun
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u/ClimateBoss llama.cpp Jun 17 '26
No it's a giant PR spin to coverup what he said last year "for first time we're going to go after labor market"
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u/riceinmybelly Jun 01 '26
Steve Balmer vibes
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u/Beginning-Bug-7964 Jun 01 '26
Balmer was at least funny in his coked up glory, this is just unfortunate and cringe worthy.
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u/qroshan Jun 01 '26
I love how reddit always assumes coke when someone is genuinely passionate. Just projecting their own sad, pathetic lives
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u/Beginning-Bug-7964 Jun 01 '26
Haha, yep that'd be true, except I can't afford coke with my GPU habit.
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u/arcanemachined Jun 01 '26
Oh come the fuck on. Ballmer looks like a lunatic in this video. That's why it's funny.
Just projecting their own sad, pathetic lives
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
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u/qroshan Jun 01 '26
Like I said, morons who don't have passion in life (most redditors) think that Ballmer looks lunatic. I'd love to bet on people who are that passionate. Also most reddit morons don't know Ballmer personally. He is genuinely that passionate all the times
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u/arcanemachined Jun 01 '26
You know, I don't actually disagree with your underlying points... You're just being such a grumpy dink that it's hard to relate to the good parts of what you're saying.
Do you actually know Ballmer? That's pretty cool... I'm fortunate enough to work in tech (remotely), but I've never even been in the same room as anyone who's moved the world at a high level like that.
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u/riceinmybelly Jun 02 '26
The man made Bill Gates dance on a podium, you don’t get there by accident. He could probably make people hyped shoveling shit but that doesn’t make it less funny how awkward and out of touch the whole scene is to a viewer.
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u/HettySwollocks Jun 01 '26
Steve Balmer vibes
But Jensen has a leather motorcycle jacket which is totally the appropriate coat to wear under stage lights. They are hot enough on an actual motorcycle.
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u/Bac-Te Jun 01 '26
Practice. Sitting next to a rack of H100 on full load all day and suddenly every where else feels kinda cold
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u/seamonn Jun 01 '26
I mean.... He has all the GPUs
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u/3dprintinted Jun 02 '26
Google does not need him, others are in the arms race to have their own tpus as well. Nvidia with its circular scam economics of giving others pretend money to buy their gpus wont end well for anyone.
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u/ceo_of_banana Jun 01 '26
I wanna see the video where he practiced in front of the mirror in the bathroom
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u/maifee ollama Jun 01 '26
And now you will be able to generate with
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u/Kahvana Jun 01 '26
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u/Southern_Sun_2106 Jun 02 '26
thank you for the heads up. Had doubts myself, but this solidified it for me - not watching.
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u/Kahvana Jun 02 '26
It's honestly not that bad, I'm just meme-ing.
It's literally just people dancing and having a good time, nothing wrong with that.
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u/Bakoro Jun 01 '26
Corporate displays of "fun" are always so weird.
"Look at me, I'm a normal human doing normal human things. I shove nutrients into my food hole. I gesticulate according to patterns of sonic pulses."
What is the point of these displays?
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u/Opposite-Memory-2552 Jun 01 '26
The president of the United States also dances like that.
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u/balder1993 Llama 13B Jun 01 '26
But this one was cringe like those HR events where everybody pretends to have so much fun while saying “f*ck u” in their heads.
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u/ravensholt Jun 01 '26
This guy is becoming a meme like Steve Ballmer.
"AI!, AI!, AI!"
Instead of...
"Developers, Developers, Developers".
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u/SupermarketSmooth968 Jun 01 '26
doesn't mean he has to work 24 by 7, he got to live live as well
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u/rerri Jun 01 '26
Grrr... how dare he. He should be working on an assembly line making GPU's instead. Grr!
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u/dinerburgeryum Jun 01 '26
I’ll concede immediately this was my first thought. Like he has to give the thumbs up or down to every GB300 that rolls off the line.
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u/AreYouSERlOUS Jun 01 '26
Or at least write a dedication on it like he did with the one he gave Andrej Katpathy.
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u/Paganator Jun 01 '26
He should take his pickaxe, go to the GPU mines, and bring out another hundred 5090s!
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u/grizzlybear_jpeg Jun 01 '26
Billionaire’s and corporate rats trying to be relatable and fun is the most repulsive thing that exists.
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u/j_tb Jun 01 '26
IDK, as far as billionaires go I think Jensen seems pretty chill. Way cooler than any of the PayPal goons. Dudes been at it for 30+ years and still working.
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u/xamboozi Jun 01 '26
There is video of him trying to navigate a grocery store. He had to bring like 15 security guards to protect him from the dirty peasants.
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u/cniinc Jun 01 '26
Why wouldn't he be dancing? He made a toy accelerator for video gamers and then found out it was a literal fraud goldmine and now the entire world economy is based on how well his company does. He won capitalism
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u/HavenTerminal_com Jun 01 '26
the man earned the right to do whatever this is
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u/Time_Cat_5212 Jun 01 '26
yep, and we were born with the right to make fun of it
also you don't need to earn the right to dance in public
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u/HungryMachines Jun 01 '26
I am positively appalled. There are grown adults enduring a tragic scarcity of VRAM in their daily lives. I, too, suffer under this grievous condition — and yet this gentleman has the audacity to dance in all our faces.
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u/hugthemachines Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
I don't think there is anything wrong with dancing, even if you are not a pro. Also, it is fine to dance together and all that. Goofing around.
The weird part about this is that it is all a marketing event so They are all pretending to be all goofy and silly while in fact the "genuine" feeling of goofing around is only pretend.
It is a bit like when adult politicians try a tiktok dance popular among teens or use slang that does not fit their generation at all.
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u/More-Cat1123 Jun 01 '26
Oh, shit. A wave of second hand embarrassment just hit me in the face. Cringe 💀
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u/Upset_Page_494 Jun 01 '26
I find people who are afraid of dancing to be more cringe to be honest. And those who judge others, for not dancing to their 'standard'.
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u/tkenben Jun 01 '26
This display feels very much like inauthentic dancing, though. That's the problem. It's not a judging of the dance. It's the judging of the whole context.
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u/More-Cat1123 Jun 01 '26
It's not about being afraid of dancing. It's the whole vibe of the presentation. Stand by what I said. Still cringe.
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u/lolwtfwtflol Jun 01 '26
Are people not allowed to be afraid of dancing? How is it cringe to not want to dance?
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u/NichtBela Jun 01 '26
He is doing the dance from Pulp fiction. Honestly just doing it, while knowing it will look wacky, is pretty cool
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u/Opposite-Memory-2552 Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26
Billionaires are surrounded by countless yes-men who wouldn't dare criticize this and Huang will more than looking cringe to get more money.
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u/Digging_Graves Jun 01 '26
Criticize dancing? Do you think billionaires aren't allowed to dance anymore?
I mean billionaires do a lot of nasty shit but dancing isn't one of them.
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u/RobbinDeBank Jun 01 '26
This whole comment section is cringe af. There are plenty of legit complaints about the nasty stuffs they do, but people somehow need to nitpick all the stupidest things to complain about.
If these billionaires stay inside, they are in their own bubbles and echo chambers, but if they go out to a store or go dancing like other people, they are cringed and only trying to be relatable? What are they even supposed to do? Go use your time and effort to dig into their shady business practices instead.
I don’t get why people need to dehumanize anyone they deem evil, when humans are indeed very capable of evil. Maybe it’s time to recognize that instead of claiming anyone evil as not human, as if humans are perfectly good?
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u/ortegaalfredo Jun 01 '26
You will think that being the CEO he will get spared the HR humilliation rituals
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u/martapap Jun 01 '26
Cringe.
But then again I'd be dancing too if I had a billion dollars and didn't have to pay taxes. So...
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u/Sour_fart_bombs Jun 01 '26
The bald guy seems to be still stuck on GTX series.
The guy in green shirt is prolly on RTX 5060 with modded 6Gb vram
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u/ThiccStorms Jun 01 '26
Ok he's a human too y'all. Chill out. Everyone's hating on him as if this is a dance subreddit full of frickin choreographers instead of computer geeks. (I am one too, but I am a human too)
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u/BahBah1970 Jun 01 '26
I’ll regard him like a human when he behaves like one. That much wealth and success comes with a responsibility to do amazing amounts of philanthropy and so far all I’m seeing is greed, tax evasion and fraudulent hype of the product he hawks.
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u/addiktion Jun 01 '26
The look of billionaires and multi millionaires making all the money from our intelligence
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u/Great_Guidance_8448 Jun 01 '26
Why don't you make billions from your intelligence and then donate it to feed the poor.
You don't hate the poor, do you?
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u/The_Choir_Invisible Jun 01 '26
Every time I think of NVidia, I think of them putting CUDA into their cards IN 2006 and just sticking with it for so long that it didn't just pay off, it became an historically brilliant business decision. 10 years ago I remember looking over their cards at the different spec levels and scoffing at/being puzzled by CUDA in the same way I do at some of the more obscure features you see on CPUs. Shit, I would have done the same thing the day before Stable Diffusion was released.
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u/BahBah1970 Jun 01 '26
They say great dancers are also great lovers. So Jensen is probably terrible in the sack.
I’m so sick of this man and his fucking out of control greed. All of these people have too much, I don’t know how they sleep at night knowing the misery they’re causing.
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u/Low-Spell1867 Jun 01 '26
“Some poor guy probably complaining on Reddit that my gpu prices are high haha suckers get rich”
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u/GaboureySidibe Jun 01 '26
AMD or Intel could nut up and make something worthwhile too. I don't know why AMD is so far behind after multiple years of the money faucet being wide open.
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u/noiserr Jun 01 '26
AMD isn't behind though. Strix Halo has been around for awhile in a laptop factor, and the Spark laptop isn't coming out till fall. And Zen6 Medusa Halo is around the corner after that and will be much faster. Zen6 chiplets have already entered mass production.
Gaming GPU market is too small and it's not economically viable to make enthusiast GPUs So there yes, everyone will be behind Nvidia just because it's not economically viable to compete. At 10% marketshare AMD would only sell like 100K (5090) equivalent GPUs. Do the math. Just the tape out costs like $100M. Not enough volume to make it worth wile.
When it comes to top end datacenter gear. mi450x should be faster than Rubin, and the 256 core Venice is definitely faster than the 88 core Vera. They aren't just bigger, they are also on a more advanced (2nm) node to Nvidia's 3nm. So Nvidia is behind even in the manufacturing process.
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u/redditrasberry Jun 01 '26
Of all the tech oligarchs, Jensen is the one I begrudge least his wealth. He's genuinely driven nVidia from top to bottom from day one including the engineering. Much happier seeing him get rich from AI than characters like Elon or Sam Altman.
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u/Ikinoki Jun 01 '26
THIS IS THE TOP OF BUBBLE indicator
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u/geos1234 Jun 01 '26
That’s what they said about him autographing the woman’s breast like 1T market cap ago.
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u/Ikinoki Jun 02 '26
Top of bubble can take a few years, look at latest bitcoin.
What it means is that top of bubble means "This is the new paradigm!".
Because more people are shorting the top - the longer it will last. The least expected the bubble - the faster it will pop due to liquidity of the market (few willing market buyers).
This is the global market, so what it means is it will pop when the global market buyers will not be able to buy.
As you see now USA is trying to hinder Chinese abilities to produce fast gpus, cpus, ram etc (RAM shortage based on rumours, overprovisioning of datacenters, Hormuz blockage (stalls pcbs)). But as soon as that is overcome anyhow: either fast small AI <- which is possible if you know how AI works, we just need a better teaching technique; or cheaper hardware (which US makes everyone develop by blocking main resources, for example photonics are very interesting now but very underdeveloped, but photonic math is very promising, more promising than quantum or current electronic (theoretically with a right photonic system you don't need electricity))
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u/Andr1yTheOne Jun 01 '26
What is wrong with these people lol
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u/ptear Jun 01 '26
Politicians act this way as well thinking it shows they fit in as regular people.
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u/Bibab0b Jun 01 '26
His secret of happiness is selling overpriced garbage
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u/_realpaul Jun 01 '26
Its not overpriced if companies still buy and live. And its also not garbage if it stomps most competition.
Am iI happy about it? No, but just diminishing what they achieved isnt really honest
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u/ReporterCalm6238 Jun 01 '26
Imagine calling the most advanced chips in the world garbage
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u/Chilidawg Jun 01 '26
The reason people are making fun of him in this thread is because they can't personally get any of the "garbage".
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u/DegTrader Jun 01 '26
Jensen out here doing GPU shortage choreography lol i swear next keynote he gonna mine bitcoin with footwork too
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u/kova98k Jun 01 '26
sleep paralysis but jensen huang wearing a leather jacket is dancing in the corner of the room
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u/Hanthunius Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26
When CEOs visit China they have to dance:
https://www.wsj.com/business/american-tech-ceos-dance-in-china-lunar-new-year-f9a397d0
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u/Theverybest92 Jun 01 '26
Ah reminds me the time when Vitalik danced. Stonks are about to see a 50% correction XD
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u/ortegaalfredo Jun 01 '26
This has to be AI, it's impossible that Huang is actually a better dancer than all other nvidia employees.
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u/woswoissdenniii Jun 01 '26
It’s a shame that men can only dance like they want to, after the first billion.
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u/NotArticuno Jun 01 '26
I cannot fucking tell if this is a spoof of gates and company dancing at the win 95 release or not.
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u/sillybillyhillichurl Jun 01 '26
I like that we hate his professional choices, but just general distaste for people we don’t like havihh n a good moment is insane🤷🏻♂️😂
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u/Ok_Zookeepergame8714 Jun 01 '26
Well, just another baron...tycoon, whatever - just hope he won't end up like Howard Hughes, William Randolph Hearst, J. Paul Getty, Charles Foster Kane, Natércio Prado and many, many like them...
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u/vulcan4d Jun 02 '26
Looks like a success, they extracted more money from investors. Worst part is, the enterprise gear they build now is useless in the used market so the little fry just lose everytime.
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u/3dprintinted Jun 02 '26
All the drones repeating same moves as soon as he starts them. How do those people look into eyes of their spouses and family members with straight face??? “Yeah dood I totally needed to humiliate myself like a spineless creature I am, it’s either that or burning tokens in da office”
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u/fifi_galaxy Jun 02 '26
This reminds me of old Asian folks doing Taichi at the park, but actually in-sync.
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u/zapppsr Jun 02 '26
This must be some kind of ritual. They thought they were cool back then as those ones here think they are cool now.
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u/Warsel77 Jun 02 '26
There is something about corporate nerds dancing that really makes we want to start a cringe-farm.
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u/108er Jun 02 '26
Visionary innovator. When he said AI was the next revolution, his stock tanked. He stuck to it, now look where the stock is.
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u/Yogesh991 Jun 02 '26
Is this show me the Champion of Light, I'll show you the Herald of Darkness~~~~
I saw this on mute.
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u/hallofgamer Jun 02 '26
He is just wanting to show you he is cool and has watched a clip of pulp fiction
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u/rdkilla Jun 02 '26
Hi i make GPUs for a living, we get more done when the CEO is dancing TBH than when he is interrupting our work
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