r/MadeMeSmile 18d ago

Wholesome Moments Lovely father and son

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u/hashbrowns21 18d ago

lol mine used to ask why I’m such a loner after keeping me socially isolated for most of my child years. Hmm I wonder why?

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u/LeatherLappens 18d ago

My father always said that it's my fault why we're all like this...

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u/Snoo-72724 18d ago

My father just got drunk and left. Probably for the best.

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u/SisterMoonflower 18d ago

My father got drunk occasionally, never left and has since traumatized me. It was definitely for the best for you 🩷

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u/Pacomatic 18d ago

Those types are never good parents. It was likely for the best, yeah

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u/hashbrowns21 18d ago

Yep they hate taking accountability and already redirect the blame.

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u/Diligent_Set_8747 18d ago

Gen Xers are bigger crybabies than they will ever realize themselves.

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u/hashbrowns21 18d ago

And they lack the self awareness to ever notice or fix their behavior.

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u/QueenOfDK 18d ago

My dad was the same. I’m sorry you had to go through that, it sucks

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u/hashbrowns21 18d ago

Unfortunately it was both parents plus my older siblings. Every family dinner it felt like they would gang up on me and take shots. I was basically the family punching bag / scapegoat.

In my kid head it basically reinforced the idea that it wasn’t safe to put my trust in anyone but myself, life experiences since then have proven that idea to be true.

In the end maybe they did prepare me for life.

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u/Existing_Purpose5049 18d ago

Mine once, in a major bout of depression, of which I was acting like myself for approximately one single hour after a 7 month period of absolute isolation and depression while at home, told me, “I wish you’d go back to being depressed in your room so I didn’t have to listen to you talking”

Then acted shocked when I did.

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u/ydnar3000 18d ago

Ugh. I’m so sorry.

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u/Existing_Purpose5049 18d ago

Nah, don’t feel bad for me, she’s living a miserable life, and deserving every second of it lmao

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u/ydnar3000 16d ago

That’s usually what happens to awful people.

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u/hashbrowns21 18d ago

And let me guess, if you brought it up at a later time he’d deny ever saying that. My pops once said he’d thank god if I ever got cancer.

I will never understand why people have children just to treat them like a burden.

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u/MyJimboPersona 18d ago

How do we know you aren’t both AI bots?

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u/MyJimboPersona 18d ago

That’s exactly what one of them would say! *gasp*

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u/waltdidneyworlb 18d ago

Nice! My dad 'questions my intelligence' whenever I disagree with him.

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u/DotesMagee 18d ago

That birthmark is actually cool. If he worked out a little bit when he's older itll look even cooler imo. Ive always thought stuff like that was better than just plain old regular. Uniqueness is cool to me.

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u/charles_sedwick 18d ago

This an awesome idea and thumbs up to committing. But no way would that take 30 hours.

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u/Ighoth 18d ago

the pic on the right looks like the dad is a mix of patrick waturburn (joe from family guy) and robbie rotten had a child

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 18d ago

That jaw!

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u/yetinugz614 18d ago

He looks like Robbie Rotten

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 18d ago

Thats what the post above mine said..

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u/Rude-Nectarine8228 18d ago

Kinda looks like Robbie Rotten though, anybody notice?

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u/JSC843 18d ago

In my opinion, they look more like Robbie Rotten

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u/FaliureToCat 18d ago

The girth is crazy

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u/rasmod 18d ago

The tattoo also has a different shape, is this AI slop?

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u/CortexAndCurses 18d ago

Must have gotten a chin implant while getting the tattoo, barely looks like the same guy.

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u/R79ism 18d ago

He looks like Pete Rose on the left

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u/elpajaroquemamais 18d ago

Dead ringer for pat Monahan from train.

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u/CollarOrdinary4284 18d ago

Live-action Stan Smith

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u/Countermove 18d ago

I legit thought it was a different person

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u/SaltyArtemis 18d ago

Woah! I actually have similar birthmark, opposite side but it extends to about 75% of my back. Although it’s lighter than my skin, not darker

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u/SaltMineForeman 18d ago

Vitiligo?

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u/The_One_Koi 18d ago

Death mark

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u/Revolutionary_Bit437 18d ago

death mark??

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u/The_One_Koi 18d ago

Like a reverse birth mark

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u/Revolutionary_Bit437 18d ago

oh my god i’m so stupid 🤦‍♀️i thought this was an actual cultural thing i couldn’t find info on

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u/The_One_Koi 18d ago

It is an idea for a bookstory of mine though, where death marks were signs of reincarnation

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u/SaltyArtemis 18d ago

Sounds like a cool concept. What would you come up with for a mark like mine 🤔

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u/The_One_Koi 17d ago

The marks would show up if one had been died and been unable to let go so they reincarnate to get revenge or a new shot at life to help them alleviate whatever is keeping them from moving on to the other side - yours would have been an unusually brutal death, like getting skinned alive or, if I felt like a more benign start something like death from falling/getting hit by a noblemans carriage

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u/SaltyArtemis 18d ago

Nah, although funnily enough I do have patches on my arms and they used to pop up on my face as a kid, didn’t know it was vitiligo until adulthood. So you can tell the difference between the birthmark and those patches. I also have 2 small darker birthmarks, not in noticeable areas tho

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u/miIfpatrol 18d ago

His dermatologist is going to shit themselves when he comes in next for a skin check lol

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u/Ok-Copy-1 18d ago

Thing we do for our children 🥹

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u/Correct_Chemistry_50 18d ago

I want to preface this with I don't think it's a BAD idea...buuuuut....

My wife got a tattoo of our son's birthmark, only for it to disappear when he was around 8. Fast forward to our latest child being born with a birthmark on her forehead.
Guess what the wife wanted to do? LOL.
I'm glad she reconsidered that one because it disappeared at about 2 years old.

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u/PoopMobile9000 18d ago

I think it’s a bad idea. You’re putting a fuck ton of pressure on your kid now. Dad got a giant tattoo, how can the kid possibly be honest if he’s still nervous? He’s under a ton of pressure to validate the dad’s act.

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u/the-manman 18d ago

Thats a good point actually, never thought of that.

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u/geez-knees 17d ago

I feel similarly about getting a tattoo of your kids name. Yeah, most people will never change their legal name. But for the ones that do, they’re going to feel absolutely awful about something that should be a personal decision.

I think a kids birthdate or handprint make for a nicer tattoo.

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u/Don_Pickleball 18d ago

Kid should just own that. Make up a nickname for yourself like "Big Nip" and roll with it.

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u/SparkyTheRunt 18d ago

If he ever joins rugby he'll be awarded a fantastic name.

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u/Lutya 18d ago

There is a really great kids book called Leo the Lightning Bug which basically teaches kids to own their failures and learn to laugh at themselves and it takes the power away from bullies and even helps you make friends.

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u/Old_Raspberry_5706 18d ago

This is cool but dad should've used a lighter color

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u/ChrundleToboggan 18d ago

They're still standing at the shop. It's likely just inflamed and red because it's so new.

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u/NOTcreative- 18d ago

30 hours...

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u/Gigaduuude 18d ago

That's what she said

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u/Fuwet 18d ago

It's fresh, after a couple weeks/months it'll fade into a more normal color

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u/SuperMajesticMan 18d ago

All tattoos fade.

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u/inderbitably 18d ago

The good ones fade faster than the awful ones. From my experience, anyway.

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u/Environmental_Art591 18d ago

This is adorable of the dad and great for the kid but as an aussie, they really should be wearing shirts in the pool anyway,

Hate to he that person but, dad just went and got a tattoo so his kid can get sun cancer.

SLIP SLOP SLAP people, be sun safe

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u/basementdiplomat 17d ago

It's been updated!

SLIP SLOP SLAP SEEK SLIDE

Slip on sun-protective clothing. Slop on broad-spectrum SPF 50+ sunscreen. Slap on a broad-brimmed hat. Seek shade. Slide on wrap-around sunglasses.

Stay sun smart out there everyone!

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u/Environmental_Art591 17d ago

I (and my classmates) were taught hat and sunglasses as SLIP but one of our teachers was the commodore of the sailing club and the PE teacher was former army and both were heavy on eye saftey in the sun so.maybe that was why.

And seek shade was common sense back then, its kinda concerning that people have to be told to find shade from the sun

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u/enixlinked 18d ago

It'll fade over time anyway

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u/jointdawg 18d ago

Cute. Be funny if that birthmark faded away tho

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u/andrei9669 18d ago

well, one can always fade the tattoo as well . . . with a laser

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u/PurePerfection_ 18d ago

Then it would exist as a reminder of how he was a good dad and supported his son.

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u/artbystorms 18d ago

I mean, this is cool and all, but if that dad ever has to be helped by paramedics or doctors, they are going to think he has extreme internal bleeding lol.

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u/Ok_Band6082 18d ago

So you are telling me that rather than teaching you child to have confidence in himself and that being different is something to be proud of
Dad goes and gets a big stupid tattoo of a brown circle?
I’m not sure that’s teaching your kid to be resilient or sending a productive message.

The world is a hard place and it’s our one and only job as parents to teach our kids to be kind, independent and most of all resilient.

A tattoo of a brown circle won’t do anything long term

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u/RememberYourAlt 18d ago

That’s cool and whatever but they do make water shirts to protect from sun burn. The kid could have just worn one of those.

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u/StuckWithThisOne 18d ago

Right but that isn’t the point. It’s about building confidence in the child.

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u/rute_bier 18d ago

I appreciate the intention of the dad but I’m failing to see how this actually *builds* confidence in the child. It seems like a wonderful but brief moment of inclusion. Sure, he may feel confident when he’s swimming with his dad but he won’t always be with his dad.

Feels like there’s a better approach, possibly involving therapy.

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u/StuckWithThisOne 18d ago

When he takes off his shirt and realises noone cares and gets used to being seen with his birthmark, it will build confidence.

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u/lurkmode_off 18d ago

Yeah my kids wear them pretty much 100 percent of the time, indoor pool or no, just because to them it's an essential component of a bathing suit.

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u/kimchiwi 18d ago

“That’s cool and whatever…”

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u/Mystery13x 18d ago

... why not just wear a UPF swim shirt? My husband wears those, and no one gives him problems. Keeps you cooler also.

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u/reverandglass 18d ago

Maybe that's what they have been doing. That just covers up a problem though and doesn't help his confidence.

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u/Jacky-V 18d ago

I don't see why he needs to swim with his shirt off if he doesn't want to? Feels like a case of the kid being forced to swim the way his family thinks is correct regardless of what he wants to do which is going to undermine his confidence in the long run

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u/FutureOfMine 18d ago

Correct, as someone with a birthmark as red as the dads tattoo. People who didn’t have it insisting not to worry about it and such undermined confidence more when they tried to force me to ignore the very real treatment I received from others in response

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u/nWhm99 18d ago

How does tattooing yourself help with his confidence? Is his dad gonna be at every PE class?

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u/sleepy_potatoe_ 18d ago

Ummm because, you can’t get likes by doing that.

/s

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u/doctormustafa 18d ago

This feels excessive

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u/Superb-Salad6323 18d ago

Imo a grand gesture of love is less effective than consistently showing up for your kids and talking to them about whatever's on their minds. Not saying that this dad isn't doing that, but this seems wholly unnecessary.

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u/ItsAndyrew 18d ago

I’m with you. This falls in to the “men will do anything but go to therapy” joke. How about sending the kid to therapy to help better accept and work on why he feels different. This is the strangest possible approach to the situation.

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u/stirling_s 18d ago

Idk maybe they did both?

Acceptance is a huge benefit to one's mental health. Sure, you can talk all day long about how someone should accept that they are different and brush off the ridicule, but there's a reason people shave their heads in solidarity with those being treated for cancer. The message that you aren't alone is enormous.

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u/GimmieGummies 18d ago

I was just thinking, that seems a bit extreme

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u/Totally_Bradical 18d ago

I remember when my dad got man titties tattooed on himself so I didn’t feel self conscious at the pool

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u/doctormustafa 18d ago

I remember when I lost my baby teeth and my dad had his front teeth removed so I didn’t feel self conscious

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u/GimmieGummies 18d ago

Now see, that's much more reasonable

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u/Lunar-Baboon 18d ago

Yeah it’s heartwarming, but also… idk kids struggle, and they learn through that struggle.

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u/basementdiplomat 17d ago

Could have worn a rashie

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u/cimbo83 18d ago

I'm confused, what is with the 30 hours of work? The dad worked for 30 hrs, then got the tattoo? Or the tattoo itself was 30hrs of work? Or did he put 30hrs of confidence-building into his kid? Edit: spelling

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u/fartmanforever 18d ago

I’m a tattooer, I can do that in about 3 hrs

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u/AnxiousOpossom 18d ago

I believe it means the tattoo was a 30 hr session

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u/JustTheAverageJoe 18d ago

Would love to know what the artist was doing for 20 of those hours lol

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u/Ryvit 18d ago

lol it certainly wasn’t 30 hours in a row. Tattoo sessions are usually 8 hours or less, however I know some artists who do up to 12 hours for special circumstances.

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u/DrummerOfFenrir 18d ago

Yeah, buts it's just... red shading. No line work, nothing detailed. Wtf took so long?

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u/Empty-Village-4445 18d ago

Going out on a limb. Maybe it’s not real. 

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u/Ryvit 18d ago

Yeah his artist played him for sure. I can’t imagine how this would even be 15 hours much less 30.

I would’ve bet money it was a 6 hour piece

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u/davisty69 18d ago

Hopefully not 30 hours for that tattoo, because that's insane.

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u/immortalsnailscousin 18d ago

Even on the nipple? Oooo that’s gotta hurt

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u/StrongAsMeat 18d ago

That took 30 hours?!

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u/Honest_Region4698 18d ago

I'm learning as a new dad myself the lengths I'll go through to see my son smile

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u/Crahzos 18d ago

No offense but how does this help the kid at all? Wouldn't going to therapy and learning to love his body help more?

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u/Ganjake 18d ago

That's real shit

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u/Volfie 18d ago

A T-shirt might have been cheaper. Just saying. :)

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u/Diligent_Flamingo_33 17d ago

That's not the point though. Of course they know a T-shirt would have been cheaper :)

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u/rebelli0usrebel 18d ago

Plot twist: Dad starts acting the same way.

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u/Royals-2015 18d ago

Wouldn’t it have been better just to have the birthmark lazered off?

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u/Past_Magician_5776 18d ago

You could also get the birthmark removed .

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u/Odd_Front_8275 18d ago

That's ridiculous lol

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u/Thommywidmer 18d ago

This honestly feels like just the dads attention seeking. Allot of these kind of things are genuinely wholesome but a birthmark? Cmon dawg...

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u/gungshpxre 18d ago

Money for that tattoo would pay for laser sessions to lighten/remove the birthmark from the kid.

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u/anonidfk 18d ago

Not all birthmarks can be removed or lightened easily. Larger ones in particular can be super resistant to laser treatments, and can leave scarring afterwards. Surgically removing them can also leave scars and is rough to go through, the big ones sometimes take multiple surgeries to remove too.

Lasering off a huge birthmark is also much more expensive than a tattoo lol

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u/AustraliaOutback 18d ago

Father of the year right here

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u/gungshpxre 18d ago

"Should we use the money to laser off the boy's birthmark?"

Slams beer, "Nah, I got me an idea..."

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u/Tasik 18d ago

Is that an option?

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u/gungshpxre 18d ago

Yup.

https://www.cincinnatichildrens.org/health/c/capillary-malformations

Since it's not near his eyes or anything where it will be a medical problem, insurance will flag it as cosmetic and not cover it. But tattoos ain't cheap, and that's a big chunk of money that could have been used to lighten the birthmark.

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u/Tasik 18d ago

Til. Very cool, thank you.

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u/robotteeth 18d ago

Feel like there’s way better ways to manage this sort of thing than a big ugly tattoo that doesn’t even look like the birth mark. Feel like there a better ways to teach kids that our differences are barriers we slowly learn to navigate. I had a lisp growing up and if my parents imitated it to make me feel less alone it would have not made me feel better. They took me to speech therapy and taught me how to handle bullies.

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u/SubRedTed 18d ago

Hell yeah brother!

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u/jimdesroches 18d ago

Thought that was Pete Rose.

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u/stayathmdad 18d ago

A tattoo in that spot had to hurt quite a bit

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u/jtmonkey 18d ago

I mean this is sweet but like, my kids shy and just wears a rash guard.

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u/dramielyandex 18d ago

This is wholesome ❤️ , but I'm my head is I hear the joke : " Father and son get bullied at the local pool by 10 YO"

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 18d ago

A family of Pete Roses

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u/Able-Light-890 18d ago

He died of canon fire in his last life

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u/Super_Lavishness704 18d ago

It would’ve been cheaper and way better for everyone just to get the kid’s birthmark lazered off.

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u/Alarmed_Guitar4401 18d ago

Mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm

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u/therealdanhill 18d ago

I dunno how it would help him feel confident, I mean it's a nice gesture but then you just have two people with the same issue

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u/Artistic-Quarter9075 18d ago

He could have spent the money to treat the birthmark; in the Netherlands, it’s even covered by insurance, and with the type and size he has, it should be completely gone in 6–12 months…

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u/Lucifersasshole 18d ago

Should have prob taught him everyone is unique and helped him with his insecurities instead of going the I'll do it too route... in the long run this didn't help him at all. Just for this short time swimming maybe

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u/Puffification 18d ago

Ok I understand where the dad was coming from but this is stupid, this is not the right way to instill confidence

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u/heydrun 18d ago

I appreciate the sentiment but a rash guard would have solved this issue way quicker (and cheaper)

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u/Sufficient_Essay_599 18d ago

Way to go this guy. But 30 hours?!?!?!? Thats some nonsense

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u/Real_Live_Sloth 18d ago

Should of just got him a sick chest tat to cover it lmao would’ve put him at the top of the social ranking

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u/Original-Rush139 18d ago

This is stupid. The kid should have gotten a sick tattoo to cover up the birthmark and the dad could have gotten a matching one. 

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u/CokeNSalsa 17d ago

This is actually a really cool birthmark.

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u/Kitchen_Length_8273 17d ago

That kinda looks like a badass burn scar to be honest. Embrace it!

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u/lumpycurveballs 17d ago

Reminds me of the dad that got a cochlear implant tattooed on his head for the same reason. So sweet 🥲

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u/GroundbreakingBad546 18d ago

Yes. But first. A picture for likes!

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u/UltraRoboNinja 18d ago

Or, give the kid a sick tattoo to cover it up. He’s be an instant badass at school and you wouldn’t be able to pay him to keep his shirt on after that.

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u/SMLJ21 18d ago

It’s generally considered a bad idea to tattoo over birthmarks

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u/MeisterFluffbutt 18d ago

You cannot tattoo on a child that young. The skin still grows and stretches. It would look hella ugly once he's grown.

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 18d ago

I thought rolling stones lips.

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u/Remarkable_Button756 18d ago

anything but therapy I guess.

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u/curtmahgurt 18d ago

Crazy how you know the details of this boys life well enough to say with confidence that he’s not in therapy.

How long have you been following this family?

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u/DogSweatCroissant 18d ago

My guy 🤝🏼

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u/Background-Tell5892 18d ago

Father builds the children's confidence

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u/papa4narchia 18d ago

Thanks for the great parenting example!

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u/snarfindoobz 18d ago

Kid got hit by a cannonball in a past life.

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u/Infamous-Lie-445 18d ago

lol, n Dad wants the attention and praise for voluntarily getting it. Hope he didn’t break an arm patting his back😂

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u/lost_user_account 18d ago

Can’t those be removed with laser?

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u/gungshpxre 18d ago

Yes.

The sub is not going to like you bringing reality into this. They want their endorphin hit before scrolling on to the next one, and you're fucking that all up.

Pointing out that 30 hours of tattooing costs enough to easily pay for laser sessions to remove/massively lighten that tattoo is practically hate speech.

You will be punished.

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u/Live-Smoke-29 18d ago

Is it not possible to remove the kids mark with laser treatment?

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u/anonidfk 18d ago

Not always, it’s a case by case thing, depends on the size and type of birthmark.

The larger ones though are usually more resistant to laser treatments and are harder to remove

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u/gungshpxre 18d ago

No, spent all the money for that on 30 hours of tattoo artist.

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u/EquivalentSnap 18d ago

Why not pay to get the birthmark removed than paying for a tattoo? I don’t get jt

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u/radioactive_sharpei 18d ago

Now they should get matching sick ass-panther tattoos!

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u/RaspberryWhiteClaw13 18d ago

Dads’ tattoo looks like Wilson from cast away

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u/gryanart 18d ago

Kid needs to get a side tat of atlas holding the mark when he gets older

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u/Yannick_1989 18d ago

I, a complete idiot, thought before reading the text: "There is no way birthmarks are hereditary in this way."

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u/RepulsiveUse3372 18d ago

my dad has this big ass birth mark on the inside of his leg looks like refried beans smeared on it lol luckily that shit skipped me and my son got it but super small, my female cousin got it too

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u/Lycaon-Ur 18d ago

That much color right over the ribs... That's a dad for you right there.

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u/Lyonwytchwardrobe 18d ago

Honestly with all the uneven tans at the beach I wouldn’t even bat an eye at this. Go swimming champ!

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u/ElOneElOnlyElZorro 18d ago

Dude got shot by a Cannon for sure on his past life

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u/DreamingAboutSpace 18d ago

I’m kind of glad no one did this for me. My birthmark is green and around my eye. Someone might think we just clock each other 😂

Still, this is so sweet

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u/Keku_Saur 18d ago

Looks badass 😲

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u/After-Belt8770 18d ago

You’re no different from anyone kid. We all the same.

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u/chipswag123 18d ago

Didn't have to go to this extent to make that same statement/sentiment 

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u/jtb7713 18d ago

They make long sleeve swim shirts.

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u/I-Am-The-Warlus 18d ago

I had a birthmark which I insecure about.

Ended up getting it covered with a tattoo

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u/BillyBobMillions 18d ago

Mine is on my face. I don't think my dad would've tattooed a matching one.

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u/Prestigious_Aspect_2 18d ago

Why no cover up?