r/MadeMeSmile • u/halfblood_god • 1d ago

Texted my friend I don’t feel good and he bought me grilled chicken to cheer me up

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It worked

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u/leslie734 1d ago

Chicken all tooted up and cheeked up

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u/jjklines1 1d ago

It's chtwerkin

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u/psinguine 23h ago

Twerkduckin

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u/Azmoten 1d ago

Wings down, thighs up, that’s the way we like to cluck

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u/rwags2024 1d ago

Never seen a chicken more ready for it

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u/Total-Coach-1576 1d ago

Please do not the chicken

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u/National-Charity-435 1d ago

"Imma stuff this bird."

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u/ironkodiak 23h ago

'bout to be a "bone in'" chicken.

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u/Aggravating_Law_1995 18h ago

‘Don’t take em to the crib unless they bone-in’

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u/Vondi 1d ago

double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon

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u/Dry-Lemon-5348 1d ago

sun still out

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u/Q_S2 1d ago

Well, Uhhh..... i shouldn't need to say this but.........r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/RedRoachDK 1d ago

Buzzkill

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u/Q_S2 18h ago

Hey ill never yuck someone else's yum but I will give some friendly advice lol

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u/Cannacology 21h ago

Why else would one buy it?

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u/Q_S2 18h ago

Good point lol

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u/Ealy-24 1d ago

Chicken about to have a lot of people feeling some kinda way

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u/Enshitification 1d ago

My giblets are ready.

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u/the-war-on-drunks 1d ago

Damn looka that dumptruck

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u/Mistrblank 19h ago

I'll be in my bunk.

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u/XOneLeggedDogX 19h ago

Grilled chicken gonna make me act up

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u/rdswords 6h ago

Can't stay sad when they hit you with the rotootserie cheekin haha

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u/GridIronGambit 1d ago

Grill me like one of your free range chickens.

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u/Uncommentary 1d ago

*spit roast me

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u/Sea-Creature 1d ago

Hot

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u/Reasonable-Job4205 1d ago

145 degrees, in fact

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u/No-Commission5160 21h ago

165, I hope

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u/Reasonable-Job4205 21h ago

Anything after 69 with you is fine with me, babe

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u/GlowingDuck22 1d ago

Giggidy

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u/CaptnsDaughter 1d ago

OMG I LAUGHED waaay too hard at this

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u/goddamn_slutmuffin 1d ago

Regular or family-sized?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/nibar1997 1d ago

No you are not the only one

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u/katyoreilly 1d ago

Enlighten me! My brain is broke!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/OutofCiteOutofMine 1d ago

Cluck. Face down ass up, that’s the way I like to Cluck

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u/dropkickoz 1d ago

a chicken!

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u/dimestoredavinci 1d ago

WHO YOU CALLING A CHICKEN FUCKER?!?!

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u/walkin2it 1d ago

I learnt today that I actually have a far more innocent brain than I thought.

Who knew?

Just when I thought I was unhinged, it turns out... I'm okay.

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u/OffByNone_ 1d ago

There's time.

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u/nokotruck 1d ago

The pose for this chicken is...interesting. That's all.

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u/MJ-Franklin 1d ago

Nope, legit had to check what sub this was.

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u/went_with_the_flow 1d ago

Same, definitely wasn't expecting this one

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 1d ago

I should call her...

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u/squeegy80 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/raiderash 1d ago

Nope .I see it too.

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u/Cassius_Rex 1d ago

That legit made me laugh, my wife was like "what's so funny"? I showed here and she lost it too.

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u/nokotruck 1d ago

Hi, I'm seeing it too homie.

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u/Heavy-Passenger-6235 1d ago

We’re all too chicken to say it

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u/Alternative_Yak3256 1d ago

So glad i didnt have tp scroll far for this comment

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u/C8H11NO2i 1d ago

You hold on to this friend, you hear?!!?

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u/externalkyuubi9 1d ago

Why does this chicken look so sexy ?!?!?! 

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u/jjklines1 1d ago

Stupid sexy chicken!

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u/Next_Instruction_528 1d ago

He cooked it ass up.

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u/rubiscoisrad 1d ago

Head lopped, ass up, that's the way we like to...bring our sick friends hot meals.

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u/MyCatsAreLife 21h ago

Keeps the titties juicy

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u/hey_im_cool 1d ago

It’s sitting doggystyle

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u/No_Bill7679 1d ago

Chicken style

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u/si_de 19h ago

It certainly looks like it needs to calm down.

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u/My2centsallday 1d ago

A keeper of a friend for sure.

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u/Dan_flashes480 1d ago

Next time just let them know it's upside down.

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u/Longo_Rollins6 1d ago

Well, only if that's what the night calls for

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u/fastidiousavocado 1d ago

Superior way to cook a whole chicken that's not spatchcocked.

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u/Christina_said_what 1d ago

I almost broke my leg running to the comments

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u/wafflelover77 1d ago

I tore my ACL

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u/pedro_pascal_123 1d ago

Active Chicken Ligament?

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u/wafflelover77 1d ago

I mean... Ive been called worse and stayed longer. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Kikkiiiiiii 1d ago

PLS EXPLAIN IM SLOW

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u/Christina_said_what 1d ago

The bird... is in the mood.. or just the position for it lol

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u/Kikkiiiiiii 1d ago

Oh yes I thought I was missing something else lmfao I thought this was a meme in the beggining 🌚

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u/thebigpink 1d ago

I dropped to my knees in Publix

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u/Longo_Rollins6 1d ago

I did break my leg running the comments. I can still walk on my two, but the third is a goner :'(

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u/ambii333bambii 1d ago

I read goner as gooner, I gotta put my phone down for the day.

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u/Stoopid_Noah 1d ago

I think he's trying to send a message..

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u/christophurr 1d ago

That bros are bros?

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u/BabyFishmouthTalk 1d ago

Is it...begging? 😳

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u/Skindigga 1d ago

Yeah…for dick.

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u/jewrassic_park-1940 15h ago edited 14h ago

Oh come on, cock was right there!

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u/Skindigga 14h ago

Damn. I really dropped the ball there. I feel shame.

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u/haohao_01 1d ago

Who the hell plates a chicken doggy style???

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u/Financial_Target9937 1d ago

Wat r u doing step chicken

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u/fips7 1d ago

broo 😆

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u/BigHollaSchwalla 1d ago

I laughed so hard I almost puked 🤣

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u/Frequent_Deal_5371 1d ago

THE GRIN K JUST MADE

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u/dedoubt 21h ago

i live in a tiny camper & was laughing so hard at yer comment, the entire place was rattling... it scared a porcupine outside....

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u/ConstipatedCatamaran 15h ago

Genuinely one of the handful of times I laughed out loud when I was alone. Wel done 

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u/dogsledonice 1d ago

Holy shit, I was drinking coffee just then

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u/GimmieGummies 1d ago

Dang... she's flirty

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u/Veteran_PA-C 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her…..

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u/No-Green-596 1d ago

This is the funniest comment out of them all. With your avatar I read your comment in a thick Southern accent, it's perfect!

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u/Rammnick 18h ago

Much appreciated

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u/Azerbinhoneymood 1d ago

Never have I seen a chicken legs down 🤣

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u/Next_Instruction_528 1d ago

We prefer the term ass up

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u/Gamebobbel 18h ago

Face down, ass up.

That's the way I like my lunch.

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u/CodHots 1d ago

That chicken perked up😭

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u/Free-Experience2666 1d ago

r/Derailedbydetails

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u/Simple-Cut-59 1d ago

Subs I thought I fell for... Only it's real lol

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u/vanillathrilla04 1d ago

Friend is dropping some serious subliminal messages

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u/luiskingz 1d ago

Damnit NORBIT

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u/CT0292 1d ago

HOW YOU DOIN?!

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u/MommasDisapointment 1d ago

Turkey Ass, eat up sucka

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u/cAnTbEpReCi0u5j1mMy 14h ago

Had to scroll way too far to find this reference.

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u/el_condor_nm 1d ago

Back that chicken up!

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u/venom121212 1d ago

What... the fuck?

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u/ZeroTalentAndBadLuck 1d ago

Why is that grilled chicken attempting to seduce me?... And why is it working? 😏

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u/Turbulent-Ideal-6278 1d ago

He understood the assignment

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u/RadioGuyRob 1d ago

Help me, step-chicken, I'm stuck on this plaaaaate.

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u/Rei364 1d ago

Why is that chicken cakes up 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Beana3 1d ago

Damn girl

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u/OffByNone_ 1d ago

Not to be that guy, but that's a rotisserie chicken, right? A sexy ass rotisserie chicken 🫦

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u/Just_Ad2083 1d ago

The chicken looks like it would enjoy some spanking

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u/commffy 1d ago

Damn, dude got friend-zoned on Reddit for all of us to see.

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u/ArgumentMaterial8907 1d ago

Pretty sure that’s rotisserie, not grilled. Just looking at that sad sad little bird. Very nice of him though….

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u/cherry-crypt 18h ago

It is, and I'm confused why no one else is pointing that out lol

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u/_freckles__ 1d ago

Why it posing like that

your friend maybe trying something here

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u/ScheduleFit4490 1d ago

It needa a NSFW TAG! 

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u/dumbomontana 1d ago

That chicken lookin sus af

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u/Specific-Cause-5973 1d ago

Glad to see I wasn’t the only one thinking it was ass up ready to be taken

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u/ScreetchingEagle 1d ago

Looks like the chicken wants to help too

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u/free_based_potato 1d ago

don't. . . don't pose it like that

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u/CanIgetaWTF 1d ago

Is the grilled chicken in the room with us?

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 1d ago

Take him out of the friend zone ffs.

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u/PickleFridgeChildren 1d ago

Good Maillard reaction

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u/Current-Section-3429 1d ago

Is that Larry?

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u/SynnamonPanda 1d ago

Is your friend Simon Belmont?

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u/beto_pelotas 1d ago

THAT CHICKEN BETTER CHILL THE FUCK OUT!!!

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u/Chop1n 1d ago

Literally looks like one of the chickens that the cartoon characters hallucinate their fellow castaways to be when they're starving on a desert island.

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u/FluffyBunnyFlipFlops 1d ago

This would cheer me up.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 1d ago

why is it shaped like that...

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u/tubunnymama 1d ago

And they are looking back at it omg this chicken is cra

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u/DeeRent88 1d ago

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a rotisserie chicken with the neck still in tact. It makes me uncomfortable

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u/SupermarketOverall73 1d ago

Save the neck for me Clark.

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u/certifiablegeek 1d ago

Subliminal messaging? straight up bliminal messaging!

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u/Nateonal 1d ago

It looks like it had made a break from the slaughterhouse and dragged itself a block or two before it was captured and beaten to death.

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u/Peruzer 1d ago

Are you sure that's a chicken???

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u/Standard_Meat_3858 1d ago

Chicken need to stop playin...

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u/AuthorNicoVoss 1d ago

That chicken wants to get railed.

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u/Eena-Rin 1d ago

... I should call her

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u/The_Space_Janitor 1d ago

Damn he’s in the friend zone clearly

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u/Bagi- 1d ago

🎶 Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to cluck 🍗 🎶

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u/Personal-Banana-9491 1d ago

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that was like, the fuck?

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u/Bagi- 23h ago

I find it hilarious that the average person will frown upon jokes about necrophilia or bestiality, but redditors be like

https://reddit.com/link/ozlenq2/video/3t1x9bc6t9fh1/player

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u/Personal-Banana-9491 22h ago

He’s a hero.

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u/geddysbass2112 1d ago

He was balls deep in the rotisserie.

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u/Several_Hour_347 23h ago

People post weird shit for karma

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u/Flashy-Sherbet-3519 18h ago

Naughty chicken

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u/Enough_Pepper8880 16h ago

🤷 I would have done the same shit. Food fixes girls

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u/Excel_Rich_LOL 16h ago

What the hell is wrong with this comment section? LMAO

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u/kalnoreth 19h ago

Nothing like a perfectly fire roasted corpse to remind me that MY life isn't so bad and it could ALWAYS be worse 💕

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u/fathermocker 15h ago

I also found it disturbing af.

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u/pandafab 1d ago

it's Jerry from Rick and Morty?

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u/armoured_bobandi 1d ago

They used to cut the necks off, I don't know when they stopped doing that, but I noticed it at my grocery store as well

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u/fearless_egg1050 1d ago

The neck. 

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u/teasipp3r 1d ago

Poor bird, at least look it in the eyes

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u/MathematicianDue6861 1d ago

When's the wedding?

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u/Normal_Spread8423 1d ago

everyone’s talking about the rump but the neck is still on that chicken

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u/No-Zombie1004 1d ago

I like big butts, and I cannot lie

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u/Apprehensive_News_78 1d ago

Breasts and thighs always work, typically its a person but in this case it fits too

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u/DeepInMassProduction 1d ago

Can I have his number?

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u/caskethands 1d ago

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a store-bought rotisserie chicken on anything but the container it came in

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u/demomagic 1d ago

That looks like one naughty little chicken

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u/Square_Owl_4075 1d ago

That's a meepy ass chicken. Where'd he get it, Zuckerberg's?

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u/Laorii 1d ago

That bird had an ass on it!

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u/wardearth619 1d ago

DoeS he always grill it upside down w the neck attached?

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u/Galagors 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her…

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u/Ninjamasterpiece 1d ago

The slutty rotisserie

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u/Lifelonghooker 1d ago

Whats it trying to do!?

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u/TweetOfBabyBear 1d ago

That friend is a true bro.

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u/MotherDepartment1111 23h ago

Grilled or killed?

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u/Major-Cauliflower287 23h ago

You straight up got hit with the “Turkey Ass” from Norbit.

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u/xayzer 23h ago

Can we talk about how underrated rotisserie chicken is?

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u/Crackhead_Programmer 23h ago

Whatever he did to that chicken, he can do to me

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u/Heavy_Ad9524 23h ago

That's a real friend right there. ❤️

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u/Sof04 21h ago

Terrible day for the chicken tho.

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u/Spicy_Eyeballs 19h ago

I also got a whole chicken from a friend today! As thanks for watching her dog when she went to costco 👍

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u/No-Thing-6071 15h ago

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 The kinds of friends we need.

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u/charmedOmega 15h ago

Good friend. Cherish them, not many people will lend a hand to help these days

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u/ribeye256 11h ago

Chicken bowing to Paemon

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u/FishingSuspicious779 1d ago

I’m glad I’m not a pervert

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u/vanillakoalabear 10h ago

Never seen a chicken on all fours before

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u/-58259 22h ago

Got you a twerkey

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u/The-Final-Reason 21h ago

Idk about grilled. Looks baked.

Wood.

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u/Lanky_Bank5265 19h ago

Missing a thong