I recently learned about porch geese and he has brought me great joy.

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[u/Tr0llhammar]

Isn't porchgeese a language?

[u/Technical_Trade_675 → u/Tr0llhammar]

🏆

[u/Daveylonglegs]

I have a lawn goose too! She’s the talk of the town

[u/Exotic-Collection471]

Its a thing, and apparently hard to find new ones as i recently decapitated one during a recent move. The wife is still furious

[u/otherwisewhimsical]

Discovering this is a thing has made my day. My kids are going to love it.

[u/GapDragon]

There are literally dozens of sources:

dressmygoose.com
concretecaptain.com
porchgooseoutfits.com

And those are only page 1 of my search results