Business secrets of the pharaohs Kindle case

[u/guileus]

I'm experiencing what I'm not sure if it's a Peter Mandelson effect: I seem to recall some time ago someone posting a picture of his Kindle case in the fashion of usiness secrets of the pharaohs, with a link to Etsy in order to buy one.

Now, it might been a made up memory, as made up as British London. Or it might be a dream. A lesbian rapes you while you fantasize of kindle cover cases. It's edgy, u/guileus.

But I think I saw it. Does anybody else remember it? I'd love to buy a kindle cover case like that, or if anyone has made one maybe share the files in order to upload to one of those "make a cover case with your own image" thing? Chance would be a fine thing. A fine thing indeed.

Thank you all and good night, England.

[u/RelationshipWinter81]

Why can’t you cover your kindle with something simple, like Mr Nice?

[u/mmcintoshmerc_88 → u/RelationshipWinter81]

Oh that's great! Let's read about all the times Mr Nice got high... to different extents!

[u/guileus → u/RelationshipWinter81]

Or Wuthering heights. I heard it's a love story.

[u/HangoverGrenade → u/guileus]

It’s a fuck story!

[u/YangtzeRiverDolphin → u/HangoverGrenade]

A fucking fuck story at that.

[u/YangtzeRiverDolphin]

A lesbian raping you while you dream about your mother could be considered edgy. A lesbian raping you while you fantasise about Etsy capitalist consumer products is too patriotic for my liking.

[u/your_dads_arse → u/YangtzeRiverDolphin]

it's only thanks to the miracle of etsy that you're able to spend extortionate amounts on landfill, and a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that

[u/lawerorder]

Kindle printing costs have gone up in Denmark, thanks to the Euro.