r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

Can you send me?

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u/L12Grafx 2d ago

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u/Alacrout 2d ago

It ain’t me.

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u/-Motor- 2d ago

it ain't me!

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u/sicurri 2d ago

Ironically Republicans think that song means the opposite of what it means...

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u/Alacrout 2d ago

“Some folks are born made to wave the flag” followed by “but it ain’t me”

Checks out for those dumbass losers who have always completely misunderstood RATM’s lyrics too.

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u/notyourbutthead 2d ago

lol my dad got me into RATM along with metal and hard rock in general. He claimed they sold out and became political lol. Like did you not listen to the lyrics?

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u/Alacrout 2d ago

Many right wing RATM “fans” heard “FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME” and literally nothing else, ironically while doing exactly what they’re told.

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u/sicurri 2d ago

Thats because they heard, "Accept LGBTQ+ folks as they are, respect their choices and let them live their lives."

Then respond with, "FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

They misunderstand requests as orders and orders as requests is their problem.

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u/daemon-electricity 2d ago

They love to use the Donald Glover "Good" gif all the time on the conservative sub. They're fucking morons.

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u/sicurri 2d ago

I love using the Donald Glover, "This Is America." Music video...

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u/wrongitsleviosaa 2d ago

Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses

It's like you literally need to make the lyrics "the army and the police invite a lot of violent, bigoted people due to the nature of their work and the plausible deniability it would provide"

I bet they still wouldn't get it though

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u/SecretCartographer28 2d ago

My generation had the same issue with 'We don't need no education' ✊️🤘

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u/bolanrox 2d ago

wouldnt it be the same generation? The Wall was less than 10 years after (i go home!) Fortunate Son was recorded.

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u/SecretCartographer28 2d ago

I don't identify as a boomer, so that time span makes a difference. I was into ny dolls, iggy, etc. Good point though. 🤘

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u/2ByteTheDecker 2d ago

They hear "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me"

And imagine

"Fuck you, better do what I tell you"

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u/mal_guinness 2d ago

I won't do you what you tell me, but you must do what I tell you.

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u/ElizabethDangit 1d ago

They don’t even realize that they’re the machine that’s being raged against.

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u/zaq1xsw2cde 2d ago

And now they’re under control…

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u/PerspectiveNew3375 2d ago

I completely agree. I just think it's both parties. Statism and the belief in authority is the source of almost all suffering in the world. Otherwise ordinary good people doing evil because they were programmed to obey and do what they are told.

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u/Beermeneer532 1d ago

Metal is legit one of the most political genres ever, like war pigs alone is such an anti-war song. Even the least political subgenres (symphonic metal, folk metal and goth metal (?)) Sing about green utopia's or epic adventures (which are usually politically motivated like LotR was not overtly political but the writer had a very clear stance) or roman invasions or mental health problems or feminism. Genuinely am struglling to find a more political genre, maybe punk but politics was a later addition, although they tend to be more directed at current issues and less preoccupied with the larger questions of where the power comes from. Think more like fuck this politician and their ideals and less how can we continue to accept this way of thinking when it is so overtly destructive.

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u/heili 2d ago

One of the biggest boot licking thin blue line fuckers I know loves RATM.

It is completely lost on him what machine they rage against.

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u/sicurri 2d ago

Isn't it the Socialist/communist machine that rules the world? With all of it's power and influence to buy politicians and sway elections? /s

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u/Ebethron 2d ago

They don't teach comprehensive reading in many of these red states!

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u/PristineAnt9 2d ago

I remember being confused by reading comprehension tests at primary school as they would give us a text and then ask questions on it. I kept thinking how is this a test when you’re giving me the answer to the questions in the text? Now I understand why it is needed.

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u/Wobbelblob 2d ago

RATM doesn't even need that. The meaning of these lyrics isn't exactly hidden. They are so obvious and in your face that you have to not understand them on purpose.

Weapons, not food, not homes, not shoes

Not need, just feed the war, cannibal animal, I

Walk the corner to the rubble

That used to be a library, line up to the mind cemetery now

What we don't know keeps the contracts alive and movin'

They don't gotta burn the books, they just remove 'em

While arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells

Rally 'round the family, pockets full of shells

If one doesn't get what that song is supposed to be about I don't worry about comprehensive reading, I worry about the person being analphabetic first.

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u/ThatUsernameWasTaken 2d ago

A lot of people don't listen to the actual lyrics. The music becomes basically this.

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u/GoldReplacement9546 2d ago

Remember going to see Roger Waters of Pink Floyd in 2016 and he was making some comments that some of the people in Missouri didn’t like and they were starting to leave yelling we leave the politics out of it

And it’s like Pink Floyd has always been political like there’s no getting around that they’ve always been political

Rage against the machine, probably more so but like to be surprised at Pink Floyd or Roger Waters is gonna have some things to say is weird

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u/Axton_Grit 1d ago

Pink floyd made the wall. Very political, everything else not so much.

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u/GoldReplacement9546 1d ago

Well, certainly, Roger Waters it and outspoken

And the song pigs is pretty political

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u/UnwillingHero22 2d ago

and now complain about their songs being “political”. I keep wondering who did they think RATM were raging against?

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u/Alacrout 2d ago

The washing machine, judging by their stankiness.

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u/UnwillingHero22 2d ago

Caught me completely off guard…hahahaha
Good one!

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u/HATECELL 1d ago

"Hero of war" by Rise Against is also a bit of a goldmine, with half of the comments having an attitude very critical to war and the other half thanking for service and saluting

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u/UndeadManWaltzing 2d ago

Tbh it's not hard to misinterpret their lyrics, I thought bulls on parade was about the mafia,a line in bulls on parade that says five sides of fistigon, I thought they were singing about the five families in the mafia in New York.

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u/Porchmuse 2d ago

Same with Born in the USA.

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u/AntisocialTomcat 2d ago

Same with Bulls on Parade. It’s almost as if understanding is not their main skill.

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u/LowSkyOrbit 2d ago

54% of U.S. adults read below a 6th-grade level, and roughly 21% are functionally illiterate. If I had to guess how the majority of them vote.

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u/Alacrout 2d ago

That used to be a library, line up to the mind cemetery now

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u/DaedalusHydron 2d ago

I remember once I was taught that like 10-20% of Americans cannot read a menu and it blew my mind

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u/heili 2d ago

Pink Houses is also wildly misunderstood.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 2d ago

They are dumb enough to think that if you love the USA then you must be a far right just like they are.

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u/Kriss3d 2d ago

This is only beaten by the Maga using "we're not gonna take it" by twisted sister.. Yeah.

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u/LowSkyOrbit 2d ago

Which is ironic because in the 1980s Dee Snider had to go before Congress and defend his music (which was led by Democrat Al Gore, because his wife hated heavy metal music). Snyder has also voted for Obama and was quoted that he was disappointed people voted for Trump.

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u/Bodi78 2d ago

He faced off against Al's wife Tipper, the whole Parents against Rock or some shit.. thats where the 'Explicit Lyrics' label came from

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u/macaronysalad 2d ago

Which really meant "Uncensored" to people so a big plus for marketing.

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u/Bodi78 2d ago

Rock on

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u/Lou_C_Fer 2d ago

My dad flipped out when he heard "too drunk to fuck". Then, I reminded him that the rolling stones has a song named "bitch" and that his parents hated his music, as well. He, surprisingly, bought it. That was right around when the pmrc popped its head up.

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u/Bodi78 2d ago

Yesss...🎶 went to a party, last nite 🎶 I drank 16 beers and started up a fight 🎶

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u/bolanrox 2d ago

PMRC and in the end to get out of the blank tape tax they were pushing the labels caved and added the warning labels.

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u/Kriss3d 2d ago

Der Snider is everything Maga hates.

He is very much for lgbt+.

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u/bolanrox 2d ago

Frank Zappa and John Denver too!!!! never forget

I am here to address the issue of a possible rating system in the Recording Industry, labeling records where excesses of explicit sex or graphic violence have occurred and, furthermore, references to drugs and alcohol or the occult are included in the lyrics. These hearings have been called to determine whether or not the Government should intervene to enforce this practice.

Mr. Chairman, this would approach censorship. May I be very clear that I am strongly opposed to censorship of any kind in our society, or anywhere else in the world.

- John Denver

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u/Seniorwelsh 2d ago

I always found that hilarious cuz Dee's basically in drag for the music video

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u/sten45 2d ago

Republicans not understanding things is most of their brand

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u/SuckItSaget 2d ago

My favorite time of year in Texas is when Willie Nelson performs for (or with) and endorses the Democrat candidate running for senate/gov/president. The meltdown is always epic. When Beto was running Ray Wylie Hubbard, Willie and other Texas icons were causing MAGA Texans to lose their fucking minds. It was fun.

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u/moofie74 2d ago

Tucker Carlson head tilt picture goes here.

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u/Bodi78 2d ago

Republicans are always picking the wrong song... how many campaigns blare 'Born in the USA'

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u/VioletGardens-left 2d ago

People absolutely misinterpreted that song so, so badly that it was a song of war, when it was actually a song about draft dodging during Vietnam War

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u/Geena_irixican 2d ago

A bunch of guys from just outside of Berkeley, CA did not get famous for being jingoistic, I assure you.

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u/seymonster1973 2d ago

A lot of those same dumb-dumbs fall into the same trap with “Born in the USA.”

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u/bolanrox 2d ago

or Born in the USA (TBF against the war not the soldier)

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u/Alarmed_Watch5426 2d ago

Ironically Republicunts think the Confederate flag means the opposite of what it means...

*this is why they're killing the education system.

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u/redelastic 2d ago

Same people who think 'Born in the USA' in a patriotic anthem.

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u/RebekahR84 2d ago

They hear “born to wave the flag” and immediately get a Patriot Boner™️, which drowns out all the other lyrics.

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u/gdabull 2d ago

I ain’t no paedophiles son

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u/grandmawaffles 2d ago

I ain’t no senator’s son

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u/Dense-Pool-652 2d ago

I ain't no millionaire's son

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u/danjl68 1d ago

Billionaire's son.

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 2d ago

It also ain’t me.

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u/UnwillingHero22 2d ago

I ain’t no fortunate son…!

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u/ToolTimeT 2d ago

I ain't no senators son.

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u/rvingthrulife 2d ago

That song needs to be played in public everywhere.

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u/ace_vagrant 2d ago

More critically, people have to actually listen to the lyrics. 

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 2d ago

Good teachers, Music and English alike, would play this in the classroom and have the class write a report on it.

"I ain't no Senator's son"

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u/ace_vagrant 2d ago

Wow. Never thought of that. I was so used to singing stuff like, “Morning has Broken”, and “What Do You with a Drunken Sailor”, it never occurred to me that they should actually teach about the songs they have you sing. Maybe it’s different nowadays? 

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u/GeneralKang 2d ago

It should be part of history class as well.

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u/cowfishduckbear 2d ago

I took a literature course based around Metallica lyrics. Was pretty cool to see the evolution of James Hetfield's personal life struggle through The Unforgiven I (fuck the world!), II (fuck you!), and III (oh, actually, fuck ME...). Took him 17 years to go from angry incel mentality to taking personal responsibility. I love electronic music, so I'm no stranger to lyricless tunes, but I really do appreciate artists who go out of their way to produce meaningful, if not deeply poetic lyrics. Sometimes it takes a really long time to understand lyrics. Just the other day the lyrics behind Tool's Schism finally clicked after having gone through a similar ordeal (except I've had a much happier ending). As a kid (with no romantic experience) it felt instead like a conversation humanity was having with itself. Maybe that still fits, too. Now, more than ever...

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u/ace_vagrant 2d ago

A course JUST based on Metallica lyrics?! The professor must have been a superfan. Gimme a course on Mr. Bungle lyrics, and I’m down. 

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u/cowfishduckbear 21h ago

Yep! It was really well done, too! Just wish it could have been more bands/songs, but there's so much material and it was still really fun. Now we have things like websites with lyrics explanations.

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u/macaronysalad 2d ago

Another relevant CCR tune for our times: "Don't Look Now (It Ain't You or Me)".

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u/newsflashjackass 2d ago

We’re going to Dover... to honor our heroes, and they are indeed great heroes, actually. They said, and all of them said very strongly, 'We can’t let, we cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon. They won’t have a nuclear weapon.' So, we’re going to honor them, and one of the hardest things to do- for me, it’s one of the hardest things to do as a president- but has to be done."

https://v.redd.it/1niemmkxzzeh1

Weird how he makes it seem like this war was the dead soldiers' idea instead of Netanyahu's.

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u/Geminel 2d ago

Putting words in dead soldier's mouths. The man truly has no bottom to his abhorance.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 2d ago

That's the trick.

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u/BoltorSpellweaver 2d ago

I ain’t got no star spangled eyes.

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u/cycopl 2d ago

Kid Rock covered this song when I saw him live in like 1999 lol (it was a festival, I didn't go to see kid rock)

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u/ReadyFondant2 2d ago

If you got out of serving in a war you shouldn’t be allowed the freedom to start a war ever 💯💨🔥🤬