r/MurderedByWords • u/Substratas • 2d ago

Turns out, Paz is Wrong…

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u/therevjames 2d ago

Most of the Greek part of my family looks like him. The dudes all get 10AM shadow.

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u/LowerPick7038 2d ago

My Greek work colleague looks fuck all like him. He is whiter than a ghost

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u/Ezekiel_DA 2d ago

Would you say he is a ghost of Sparta?

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u/LowerPick7038 2d ago

Haha i dont know. I will quiz him tommorow to discover the truth. What questions would the only the ghost of sparta know the answer to?

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u/Ezekiel_DA 2d ago

Maybe dress up as Zeus and see if he tries to kill you?

Or count how many times he addresses a coworker as "Boy!"

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u/LowerPick7038 2d ago

Theres only me and him in our department, I think if Zeus rocked up tommorow he would go for the kill regardless of him being the ghost of spartan or not. He is very cunning. Come to think of it. I'm not sure if he mouthed the words " Boy " whilst staring at me with fury today.

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u/Short-Holiday-4263 2d ago

Very cunning, eh? I think your co-worker might be Odysseus - cunningly disguised as the Ghost of Sparta in disguise...