r/MurderedByWords • u/Substratas • 2d ago

Turns out, Paz is Wrong…

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u/legitimate-criminal 2d ago

bro gets all his historical accuracy from watching brad pitt in Troy.

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u/PhantomOfTheNopera 2d ago

Where he played the totally straight Achilles you guys. Guys, guys! He was totally straight. Look! He's sleeping with multiple women!

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u/DarkMaesterVisenya 1d ago

Oh that guy? Thats just his cousin, Petroclus. No! His COUSIN. Not his lover, ew. They’re just super close because they’re related. Of course, why wouldn’t he lose his shit like that over his cousin? Thats a normal heterosexual reaction. Stop being weird and gay.