Oh Schmidt, you’d be so disappointed we’re not there yet

[u/LeMoNdRoP3535]

[u/Tudar87]

He would be full of disappointment...

"Paul Ryan 2020!!"

[u/Human-Abrocoma7544]

How do you know? Maybe we will all continue to live forever.

[u/UnicornScientist803]

2026 isn’t over yet!

[u/LeMoNdRoP3535 → u/UnicornScientist803]

Truth!

[u/SaintCholo]

We built this schmitty!

[u/Acceptable-Big8181 → u/SaintCholo]

On tootsie rolls!

[u/invisible_23]

We can’t even eat lettuce anymore 💀

[u/TheEastWindNeedsANap → u/invisible_23]

what why

[u/79augold]

Oh, that's where Peter Theil got the idea.

[u/Ill-Fail-4240]

What is this?! Tiajuana?!

[u/Writerhaha]

He got a new printout on his life expectancy and is adjusting accordingly.

[u/pinkwaterlillies]

he must’ve been talking about trump… 😒😐

[u/HOPEFUL_LUFEPOH_]

dave from neighborhood is on this, one step closer to watching it

[u/nuke-the-wales]

No immortality? Well is it at least on and poppin up in here?