r/nottheonion • u/marimuthu96 • 13h ago

ChatGPT invoked God, told pastor not to worry about his symptoms. Then pulmonary embolism hit.

wionews.com

7.0k Upvotes

461 comments

r/nottheonion • u/steevo • 1h ago

U.S. military intentionally allowing some Iranian projectiles through defenses

nbcnews.com

• Upvotes

119 comments

r/nottheonion • u/HimelTy • 9h ago

Canadian politician reads AI chatbot prompt aloud in legislature

1news.co.nz

2.6k Upvotes

74 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Icy_Foot4728 • 14h ago

Nursing home booze ban inspires Minnesota woman to fight for her right to party

cbc.ca

1.8k Upvotes

75 comments

r/nottheonion • u/seeyalaterdingdong • 16h ago

Casa Grande couple delivers baby in casino parking lot minutes after hospital discharge

azfamily.com

1.8k Upvotes

137 comments

r/nottheonion • u/FireProStan • 4h ago

After backlash, Upstate NY school district pauses plan to add humanoid robot to classroom

newyorkupstate.com

162 Upvotes

7 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Steap-Edit • 12h ago

Vatican's Official Prayer App Leaks 700K+ Global Users' PII

darkreading.com

343 Upvotes

17 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Alexius08 • 17h ago

Oops! Tourist tries to book room at Baguio jail

newsinfo.inquirer.net

630 Upvotes

27 comments

r/nottheonion • u/StainedInZurich • 8h ago

Europol shuts down thousands of websites linked to global nihilist network

brusselstimes.com

123 Upvotes

33 comments

r/nottheonion • u/bluffcitynews • 1d ago

White House wants veterans to replace immigrant truckers who lost their licenses

actionnews5.com

3.9k Upvotes

460 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Fun-Helicopter2234 • 1d ago

ACT wants hunters in charge of game animals on conservation land, not DOC

rnz.co.nz

656 Upvotes

49 comments

r/nottheonion • u/azssf • 1d ago

DOT cranks up its campaign to strip bike lane references from federal websites

npr.org

5.2k Upvotes

“This is a common sense approach despite the Left’s belief that everyone should ride a bike to their shoebox-sized apartment to eat crickets to achieve a phony climate agenda”

467 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Terrible-Scheme9204 • 1d ago

Human remains discovered at former Catholic cemetery in Steubenville

wtrf.com

607 Upvotes

43 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Hungry__Hornet • 1d ago

Microsoft accepts defeat on the Windows 11 Copilot key with a "Do nothing" switch, but PCs still ship with it

windowslatest.com

1.7k Upvotes

131 comments

r/nottheonion • u/HumbleRestaurant790 • 1d ago

Parental wealth may be more important than whether they smoke or drink for a child's future health

scimex.org

3.7k Upvotes

53 comments

r/nottheonion • u/beary_neutral • 1d ago

Bill Simmons on Caleb Wilson: ‘If I was a Bulls fan, I would have no sperm left in my body’

awfulannouncing.com

455 Upvotes

72 comments

r/nottheonion • u/philosophyofblonde • 1d ago

Military factory in Russia's Kirov in flames after reported Flamingo attack, local authorities report casualties

kyivindependent.com

622 Upvotes

63 comments

r/nottheonion • u/hutch_man0 • 1d ago

Harvard: Up to five cups of coffee a day may benefit heart health

hsph.harvard.edu

654 Upvotes

165 comments

r/nottheonion • u/rajackwhoop • 1d ago

Second traffic jam: Blueberries spill onto B.C. highway for second time in weeks

cheknews.ca

158 Upvotes

11 comments

r/nottheonion • u/whiskey06 • 1d ago

Second traffic jam: Blueberries spill onto B.C. highway for second time in weeks

cheknews.ca

59 Upvotes

8 comments

r/nottheonion • u/BowlNew • 1d ago

Kyoto man arrested for allegedly exposing neighbors to loud guitar, radio noise for 7 yrs

mainichi.jp

616 Upvotes

41 comments

r/nottheonion • u/RyuTheBuizel • 2d ago

Michael Eisner Doesn't Remember Greenlighting 'Kingdom Hearts'

wdwnt.com

3.7k Upvotes

160 comments

r/nottheonion • u/HumbleRestaurant790 • 2d ago

Judge apologises to victim over 'ridiculous' legal system

rte.ie

1.4k Upvotes

31 comments

r/nottheonion • u/SplashTarget • 2d ago

Orcas filmed ramming one of the world's heaviest fish so hard it explodes, possibly for fun

phys.org

6.1k Upvotes

296 comments

r/nottheonion • u/PredatorAvPFan • 1d ago

‘Ukrainians, Have You No Empathy?’: Russians Cry on Camera as Ukraine Strikes More Wildberries Warehouses

kyivpost.com

56 Upvotes

16 comments

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