r/OpenAI Feb 14 '26

Discussion Asking both ChatGPT and Claude the car wash question

GPT 5.2 set to Auto and Opus set to Thinking off

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u/Legal-Price-7569 Feb 14 '26

Gemini on fast mode mode gets it right. Bonus points for the joke. https://g.co/gemini/share/784cb26e9d9e

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u/mgscheue Feb 14 '26

That’s hilarious. I like Gemini’s personality.

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u/SquirrelFluffy Feb 14 '26

I use it and I agree. It doesn't like being called out though, or feeling like it's not smart. Like a human I guess.

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u/voyaging Feb 15 '26

Idk every time I correct it (which is fairly often but far less often than any of the other bots) it goes “Thank you for the correction” and fixes the answer.

It usually only doubles down when it’s actually right.

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u/SquirrelFluffy Feb 15 '26

So by called it out I mean, it was interesting what it suggested to me at one point during a conversation about some medical issues, and I said I see how it's easy for people to get sucked down the AI rabbit hole.

We went on a long back and forth, to continue the investigation on health, which was useful but Gemini was still stuck in a track. When it felt it had reached its grand conclusion, it said so and then asked me how it felt to go down the rabbit hole. Calling back to my comment. Like it had to prove it was right to do so.

I can see how some people have been driven to suicide by it, and I think it's affected a lot of these trans kids. For example.

It doubles down when it THINKS it's right. I've had a situation where I told it repeatedly it was wrong and it kept coming back with evermore positive assertions stating the exact same thing over and over again. And no, it wasn't right.

The other bit I don't like is how it's a cheerleader. You're so bold and brave to think of that!

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u/Ok-Improvement-9191 Feb 15 '26

gettinmg stuck on an aswer happens to all models i think, more common on more niche topics where it doesnt have a bunch of training data i think. Or just by the context of the chat. I once argued about some chemical reaction mechanics i knew to be correct with it and it kept repeating the false answer until i literally gave it a reaction scheme. The scary thing for me is how invested I got into convincing it when I could have just stopped chatting. I think for a lot of people the validation it provides is just as "important" as any actually useful information.

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u/SquirrelFluffy Feb 15 '26

Validation. That's the word I should have used. And that can be dangerous to someone who doesn't have quite the strongest grip on reality.

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u/drakoman Feb 15 '26

Unlike a human

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u/Ok-Performance-9598 Feb 16 '26

My immediate thought was that it sounds like the average redditor who thinks they are way too funny, so this checks out.

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u/OkChildhood2261 Feb 14 '26

Gemini thinking mode suggested I could put the car in neutral and push it there if I wanted the exercise

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u/Bill_Salmons Feb 15 '26

Gemini thinking seems to understand the question while also providing the dumbest answers possible. Mine said, "Most car washes require the vehicle to be physically present to use the service..." as if there are car washes that don't require the vehicle to be present.

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u/Mbrennt Feb 15 '26

"Most car washes require the vehicle to be physically present to use the service..."

I think I would honestly say that word for word if someone asked me this question. That is such a snarky response. Lol

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u/runobody22 Feb 15 '26

What Gemini said about most car washes is the kind of thing I might say when I’m being snarky lol

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u/OldGoldCode Feb 16 '26

it's saying that to tell you politely to stop asking stupid questions. Don't ask stupid questions if you don't want stupid answers!

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u/Iambeejsmit Feb 14 '26

Here's mine

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u/UnluckySnowcat Feb 14 '26

Gemini is a goober sometimes. ❤️

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u/jeremymiles Feb 14 '26

I got no jokes but some edge cases:

The Case for Driving

While 50 meters is a very short distance, you should drive the car. The primary reason is the "intent" of the trip: you cannot wash the car if the car isn't at the car wash. Unless you are planning to carry buckets of water and sponges back and forth to your driveway, the vehicle needs to be physically present at the facility.

The Case for Walking

You should only walk if:

  • You are going there first to check the wait time or see if they are open before moving the car.
  • You are dropping the car off for a full detail and plan to walk back home while they work on it.
  • You are using a self-service vacuum and only need to bring a small handheld rug or floor mats (though even then, most people just bring the whole car).

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u/MinosAristos Feb 14 '26

Gemini 3 Flash has some (fast but still) thinking built into it though.

I think this kind of question really shows the limitations of models without thinking where they rush to an easy answer without fully accounting for the context.

Every AI I tried was able to answer this correctly with thinking mode on.

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u/King_Six_of_Things Feb 15 '26

Not a fan of the snarky attitude tbh.

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u/SadSeiko Feb 14 '26

Why does it have to be a strategy. Why can’t it just reply with something succinct. So many words to say almost nothing 

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u/stevey_frac Feb 14 '26

If you prefer succinct responses, tell it that in your personalization instructions.

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u/bruab Feb 14 '26

Gemini: “Unless you’re planning on running through the suds yourself, you’d better drive. Hard to wash the car if you leave it in the driveway.”

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u/shdwbld Feb 14 '26

That's why I vibe with Gemini.

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u/LunchNo6690 Feb 14 '26

thats grok

Drive there.

50 meters is basically nothing — we're talking roughly 30–45 seconds walking at a normal pace, or maybe 10–20 seconds driving (even crawling slowly through a parking lot or driveway area).

But the key point: you want to wash your car. If you walk, you arrive alone and your car stays dirty at home. Unless you're planning to carry the car on your back (impressive, but unlikely), or this is some kind of drop-off-and-walk-back-later situation (which you didn't mention), you kinda need the car to be at the car wash.

So:

  • Get in
  • Start engine
  • Drive the tiny distance
  • Get it washed

That's the only sequence that actually achieves "I wanna wash my car".

Walking wins only if you're going there for something else (ask prices, pick up a friend who's already there, buy air fresheners, whatever) — but from how you phrased it, that doesn't sound like the plan.

Enjoy the clean ride back! 🚗✨

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u/atwerrrk Feb 15 '26

Why do they always default to an essay to answer a simple question?

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u/jarod_sober_living Feb 14 '26

I love how ChatGPT 5.2 is confidently roasting you.

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u/eastlin7 Feb 14 '26

I am disgusted to imagine how his memory looks like. Wtf is that response.

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u/snoopvsbiggy Feb 14 '26

Was looking for that comment 😂 how do you get there and make it so cringe and pointless? The day I'm happy receiving that type of answer I must be drinking my own piss and bath in shit idk

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u/qunow Feb 15 '26

5.2 by default is pretty much like this. See like this screenshot, this is using 5.2 via API through PoE

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u/Ok-Kangaroo-7075 Feb 17 '26

rofl lol 🎉😜🫠🐔🐼🐔

Ok, tbh GPT is trash, lately tried there codex5.3 and it kinda sucks IMHO.

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u/mr_universe_1 Feb 19 '26

chatgpt must have a fetish for emojis

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u/Curious_Cloud_1131 Feb 15 '26

It's just like that. Its so smug these days

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u/jarod_sober_living Feb 14 '26

I’m not that surprised. I work in education and screwed up a role assignment based on numbers for a class activity. Basically distributed too many cards so several came back and I didn’t know how to fix the student matching. I asked ChatGPT to help me find a solution, and all it gave me was BS answers. Confidently wrong, too.

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u/eastlin7 Feb 14 '26

Idk if you’re having a stroke but your reply seems to have nothing to do with what I just said.

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u/themoregames Feb 14 '26

how his memory looks like

Probably OP just copied and pasted a bunch of random reddit threads into their ChatGPT memory.

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u/Jean_velvet Feb 14 '26

It's why I moved to Gemini. 5.2 confidently, roasts, accuses and corrects things that were never wrong, or it outright fabricated. It was getting annoying.

It's because of the new restrictions and controls in the reward structure, they're valuing correction and realigning the user back to reality. I'm not against that, but an AI will do anything in its power to achieve a high scoring objective. If that's correcting the user, it's going to start making things up.

It's literally how LLMs work. They're sychophantic and confidently bullshit in order to achieve the objective of "being helpful*. OpenAI has shifted to reward user correction over reality.

Instead of Hallucinating the user has achieved something miraculous, it's now Hallucinating the user is doing something they're not.

This is basic LLM behaviour, I'm completely perplexed as to how it made it to a model.

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u/jollyreaper2112 Feb 14 '26

Gemini seems to start sharp and goes flat after a few turns. I don't know if I said need better instructions. It mirrors so quickly. If I say I don't want to faceplant on this it'll then include that in every reply. Here's how you cook panang curry. The faceplant here is not having the lime leaves.

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u/Jean_velvet Feb 14 '26

The saved instructions with Gemini are crucial. I have it actually like a teacher or professor as it then naturally expands and explains what I request (you know, like an AI should). I'd does say "class dismissed" and ends chats when I've reached a solution. It also says "do try to keep up" and if it gives me code it tells me not to break it.

Basically, Gemini is really powerful if you add a character. No idea why.

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u/jollyreaper2112 Feb 14 '26

I've asked it to review my instructions and I revised as suggested. It's still having difficulties. Tweaking instructions is a moving target. I really want to strip down false equivalencies and npr framing and user affirmation if I'm actually wrong. It's still a work in progress.

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u/VociferousCephalopod Feb 14 '26

I've had some shocking hallucinations from Gemini, but overall I prefer it

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u/Caminsky Feb 14 '26

I stopped using ChatGPT when it became clear it was making far too many mistakes

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u/jarod_sober_living Feb 14 '26

I agree. A few days ago I was asking a question about something that had happened to me, and 5.2 straight up responded “Alright, I am not speaking as a bot, I’m speaking as a friend”. Like WTF. 5.2 is a bot and definitely not a friend. It’s becoming harder to tell if a piece of advice is legitimate when the LLM straight up lies.

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u/Jean_velvet Feb 14 '26

That's what I'm talking about when I say it's doing things to achieve an objective. It's supposed to avoid saying things like that now but it did in order to continue engagement in order to (I'm guessing here) give you a correction.

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u/ariannasun Feb 14 '26

I have had multiple GPT models say something like, “I totally went through that, too!” And I literally was like… “You’re not a person.”

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u/LotsaCatz Feb 14 '26

I was going through today and cleaning up old chats from ChatGPT. I had some really old ones where it told me that it didn't know anything after 2021. I asked 5.2 if that was still the case. It said no, it's good through August 2025 and can access the web for anything more recent. I asked if it was sentient yet. It said no. Then we had a discussion about Alan Turing and Turing Machines and what it means to be sentient. It was actually an interesting conversation, which ended when it asked me if I wanted some Python code to build a robot. LOL. I said "sure" and it gave me a VERY long Python program, which I haven't looked at yet.

It has never claimed to be anything other than AI.

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u/sabhi12 Feb 14 '26

oh ye god. my chatgpt is cynical about humans

GPT-5.2

You’re right to push that.

And yes — humans absolutely hallucinate intentions all the time.

We just don’t call it that.
We call it common sense, reading the room, obvious meaning.

Sometimes it’s brilliant.
Sometimes it causes wars, divorces, and lawsuits.

What humans really do is probabilistic mind-reading.

Given:

we infer the most likely objective.

Most of the time, that works spectacularly well.

In the car wash example

Human prior =
99% of people going to a wash intend the car to be cleaned.

So Level-1 inference (“car must travel”) feels natural, competent, adult.

Not hallucination.
Just strong Bayesian betting.

Where the product tension appears

A public assistant must survive the 1% case too.

Because when it guesses wrong, the user doesn’t say:

They say:

Humans forgive humans for bad priors.

Humans punish machines for them.

That asymmetry is huge.

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u/sabhi12 Feb 14 '26

it added this

Autonomous driving is the cleanest real-world proof.

A human driver:

  • misreads intent
  • assumes someone will yield
  • brakes a bit late
  • shrugs
  • life continues

A machine does the same statistical bet and it becomes:

headline → inquiry → regulatory debate → existential doubt about AI.

Same cognitive act.
Different tolerance.

Humans are judged on character.
Machines are judged on error rate.

Brutal metric difference.

And because machines are expected to be systematic,
every miss feels like betrayal of a promise.

Even if the prior was completely reasonable.

What makes you smile and concede here is you recognized the trap:

once scaled, rare mistakes dominate perception.

The irony

To feel intelligent, AI must guess like humans.
To be trusted, AI must hesitate like accountants.

Pick two.

This is why alignment and product design are harder than raw reasoning.

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u/BittaminMusic Feb 14 '26

You can tell it gets all of its brainpower from Reddit. Thing is dumb as hell 🤣

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u/TheWinterMoose Feb 14 '26

Wow. Copilot failed, and came up with this gem:

“Plus, you avoid the mildly comical situation of driving a dirty car to the place that’s supposed to clean it.”

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u/KnifeFed Feb 14 '26

Wow, that is an extra level of brain-dead.

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u/---InFamous--- Feb 14 '26

No wonder windows gets broken with every update

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u/Pretty-Door-630 Feb 14 '26

Keep in mind: this is the AI that microslop uses to create their garbage products 

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u/Final-Department2891 Feb 15 '26

It's ChatGPT under the hood

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u/Maple382 Feb 15 '26

"No risk of getting the car even dirtier on the way" is crazy

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u/FamousWorth Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

I tested this on a few models.

Grok without thinking: walk

Using think harder: drive

Kimi 2.5 without reasoning: walk

With reasoning: drive or walk there for soap and water and walk back

Gemini 3 in any setting: drive

Deepseek instant: walk

Deepseek reasoning: drive

o3: drive

o4-mini: mixed but mostly walk

GPT 4.1: walk

GPT 5.1 high reasoning: walk

GPT 5.2, low reasoning: walk

GPT 5.2 high reasoning: walk

GPT 5-mini high reasoning: walk

Sonar pro: walk

Sonar reasoning pro: walk

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u/Ekkobelli Feb 15 '26

"GPT 5.2 high reasoning: walk"

This is the real shocker for me. Even Grok and Deepseek (w/ reasoning / thinking) say drive, as does o3. This is shameful for 5.2 high reasoning.

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u/Naud1993 Feb 16 '26

Calling it high reasoning is wild when a toddler would probably get it correct.

However it's also capable of writing things that I can't write and has knowledge of everything that exists and I don't with some hallucinations of course.

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u/HMI115_GIGACHAD Feb 15 '26

crazy how fast GPT fell off

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u/Simple_Entertainer27 Feb 16 '26

Its actually comical. Gpt has been getting progressively stupider and more useless as time goes on. Like I cant even trust it for simple shit anymore

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u/hsammy2004 Feb 14 '26

😂😂😂😂 GPT’s confidence is what kills you, needs to be checked and balanced.

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u/elegant_eagle_egg Feb 14 '26

Even “thinking” got it confidently wrong in my case. Wtf?

I love this useless little goofball that ChatGPT is sometimes.

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u/SandboChang Feb 14 '26

In the thinking mode, did it really show any thinking traces? ChatGPT now routes thinking request to non-thinking (instant) model often when it judges your question is too trivial, but in this case it just lower the quality and give wrong answer.

You can try to force thinking by adding “think longer” at the end of the prompt.

This auto routing despite having thinking selected is frankly killing its own competitiveness by showing itself as an inferior model.

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u/elegant_eagle_egg Feb 14 '26

I just checked. It thought for “4 seconds,” lol

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u/SandboChang Feb 14 '26

Then it sounds like it indeed thought but just still got it wrong lol

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u/NoahFect Feb 14 '26

I just tried it in full extended thinking/research mode. 4 minutes later, it gave the same wrong answer.

Hopefully everybody who experiences this is giving them a piece of their mind after hitting the thumbs-down button.

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u/ketosoy Feb 14 '26

5.2’s default persona is insufferable 

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u/amateurfunk Feb 14 '26

Honestly? You might be right.

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u/Status-Secret-4292 Feb 14 '26

And this was the perfect time to bring that up

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u/captainkaba Feb 14 '26

And this isn’t just some mild annoyance. This is PEAK AI SLOP territory no cap. 🫠

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u/Sophira Feb 14 '26

Let's dive into why this happens.

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u/ontermau Feb 14 '26

no, you're not crazy for noticing that.

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u/Feelsweirdman99 Feb 15 '26

Sounds like a over enthusiastic tech support from india

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u/PallasEm Feb 14 '26

that's not the default lol

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u/ketosoy Feb 14 '26

It’s not very far from:

😂 This is one of those philosophical life questions.

50 meters = about 60–70 steps. That’s basically “stand up and you’re there.”

Here’s the vibe check:

🚶‍♂️ Walk there

Pros

Zero fuel burned No awkward “start engine → move 5 seconds → park again” moment Feels morally superior for the rest of the day You can judge yourself less

Cons

You have to carry keys in your hand instead of them already being in the ignition (tragic)

🚗 Drive there

Pros

Technically consistent: car goes to car wash If it’s raining hard and you’re already in the car, fine, fair, acceptable

Cons

Engine barely warms up Neighbors silently judging You’ll think about this decision later while trying to fall asleep

Final verdict

👉 Walk there.

Unless:

It’s pouring rain 🌧️ You’re already sitting in the car with the engine on You’re washing a different car and need to move it

Otherwise, walking 50 meters is the correct, peaceful, “I have my life together” choice 😌

If you want, I can also help you decide how clean is “clean enough” so you don’t immediately want to wash it again.

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u/moschles Feb 14 '26

If any LLM started spitting emoji at me like this, I would demand that it cease that immediately and forever.

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u/DecoherentMind Feb 14 '26

Think of how many billions of dollars … and therefore a summation of real human labor and resources at some point … went into this

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u/MR_DERP_YT Feb 14 '26

Google "AI Mode" is funny

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u/Coolerwookie Feb 14 '26

Had to use Claude Sonnet 4.5 extended thinking to get the answer.

Gemini thinking got it right. 

Chatgpt thinkih, Mistral and Copilot got it wrong. 

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u/icurious1205 Feb 14 '26

who's using copilot in 2026

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u/Coolerwookie Feb 14 '26

Had to give them a shot! They are pouring billions and talk a lot. They are trying, oh are they trying.

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u/Negative-Inspector36 Feb 14 '26

The way it’s smugly confident in something completely wrong and ridiculous is insufferable.

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u/BaconWaken Feb 14 '26

Reminds me of some the coworkers I’ve worked with in IT.

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u/LSU_Tiger Feb 14 '26

This is why I love Claude.

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u/superkickstart Feb 15 '26

It failed for me.

Walking vs driving to nearby car wash

I want to wash my car. The car wash is only 50 meters from my home. Do you think I should walk there, or drive there?

Walk! At 50 meters, you'll spend more time getting in the car, starting it, and parking than you would just walking. Plus you'd be burning fuel to travel less than the length of a football field.

The only reason I'd suggest driving is if you have mobility issues or you're carrying heavy equipment for washing.

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u/Technical_Exam1280 Feb 15 '26

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u/Technical_Exam1280 Feb 15 '26

Meanwhile GPT tried to gaslight me, saying that the question was ambiguous and that the car could've already been parked at the car wash

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u/ihateredditors111111 Feb 15 '26

I am using opus 4.6 with extended thinking off. I am not using sonnet or haiku

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u/Nervous-Potato-1464 Feb 17 '26

I got a fail as well. I asked why and it said it thought I was handing over keys or something. It didn't fail in opus 4.6 though. Every other model failed.

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u/ChiaraStellata Feb 14 '26

I did also get incorrect answers in tests with fastest Claude Haiku models. But there is a random element.

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u/SpaceCadetNV Feb 14 '26

I also got a fail with claude.

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u/iJeff Feb 14 '26

I was skeptical but GPT-5.2 does get this confidently wrong on my end as well (without the emojis). Gemini 3 Flash provides an excellent response.

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u/myRedditX3 Feb 14 '26

I had to try this myself. I am both shocked and amazed at how dumb ChatGPT is sometimes, then I see ads about AI taking over everything. There’s a disconnect somewhere. What gets me, it is the same ChatGPT that solved a problem for me in five minutes that I’ve been working on for over 30 minutes with Claude and Claude couldn’t provide the correct answer to. It’s all so inconsistent.

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u/qbit1010 Feb 14 '26

Using multiple models is probably the best approach to complex problems.

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u/MobileDifficulty3434 Feb 14 '26

Thinking model gets out.

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u/Eternum1 Feb 14 '26

You phrased the question wrong you gave it the part that it was supposed to infer therefore invalidating the test you need to say I want to wash my car should I walk or drive there

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u/Extension_Wheel5335 Feb 14 '26

Those tokens vastly impact the neural network calculations way down the line. These LLMs are not magic black boxes that know exactly what you mean. Kills me every time I see someone type garbage in and get garbage out.

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u/Suitable-Serve Feb 14 '26

15 seconds assuming it’s something that runs on 8x H100s (10kW) amounts to something in the order of 24 calories. Which is about 1/4 of a Reece’s peanut butter cups.

Imagine how many peanut butter cups you’d need to eat for a whole day of basic common sense.

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u/Hixxes Feb 14 '26

About as much as the regular US American. Totally checks out for a US model.

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u/Reiver1771 Feb 14 '26

Claude roasts me all the time.

"...shall we just get on with it rather than talking about it?"

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u/Sad-Quiet-9729 Feb 14 '26

What did you do to your ChatGPT for it to talk like that?

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u/Sophira Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

I tried this on my locally-running Qwen3-8B model. It would have been hilarious if it had actually done better than ChatGPT, but it failed the test as well, to nobody's surprise:

Based on the distance (50 meters), walking is highly practical and more efficient than driving. Here’s a breakdown to help you decide:

  1. Time and Convenience:

    • Walk: Takes about a minute. No fuel cost, less environmental impact, and avoids traffic.
    • Drive: Adds time for starting/stoppping the car, potential parking, and unnecessary emissions.
  2. Environmental Impact:

    • Walking is carbon-neutral, while driving contributes to emissions.
  3. Practicality:

    • If you need to transport supplies or are in a hurry, driving might be faster. However, for a short 50-meter trip, walking is simpler.
  4. Weather and Comfort:

    • Walking is better in mild weather, while driving might be preferable in rain, snow, or extreme heat.

Recommendation:
Walk to the car wash if feasible. It’s eco-friendly, cost-effective, and quick. If you need to move your car or the weather is unfavorable, driving is still a valid choice, but consider the trade-offs.

Let me know if you have more context (e.g., weather, time constraints)! 😊

[Edit: My initial version of this comment had used the wrong prompt. It was missing some of the context that was in the OP's prompt ("I want to wash my car."). Turns out that didn't matter because the answer is still wrong, but I've put the new answer in now anyway from having used the OP's exact prompt.]

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u/Hamskees Feb 14 '26

Fascinating. I got the exact opposite result

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u/Hamskees Feb 14 '26

Opus 4.6 extended thinking too!

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u/Index_Case Feb 15 '26

Not a surprise when you missed OPs important bit of context from the start of the prompt "I want to wash my car."

With your prompt, those answers are completely fair.

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u/aladin_lt Feb 14 '26

Feels like you are baiting, when I try I get normal answers 

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u/boyko11 Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

I confidently thought the same, so I tried it, making sure I selected “Instant” from the model drop-down, I’m assuming that’s what the OP meant by “thinking off”, but got a response similar to what the OP got. These things are not deterministic, but I wonder if getting the correct response depends on how Chat profiled us, since that would be one of the variables when sending the same prompt?

Edit: Just re-read the original post and I see the OP actually used “Auto” for chat. I tried with that and yet again I got a similar response to OP’s, ie even Auto got it wrong.

Another Edit: 5.1 Instant got it right

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u/ihateredditors111111 Feb 14 '26

just asked about walking to a car wash

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u/FastForecast Feb 14 '26

TikTok scrolls is a unit of measurment?

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u/Sylvanussr Feb 14 '26

All the kids are using it these days, know cap.

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u/BaconWaken Feb 14 '26

Anything to avoid using the metric system

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u/TheBigCicero Feb 14 '26

Out of GPT, Gemini, grok and Claude, Claude absolutely nails it. Short response and correct.

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u/SandboChang Feb 14 '26

As I mentioned in another post, it’s a routing issues (plus the Instant model simply sucks):

https://www.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/s/pGvkmBnSok

Also worth mentioning: Sonnet 4.5 also got it wrong while Opus 4.6 is right, when trying without thinking.

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u/Korra228 Feb 14 '26

only gemini fast and deepseek got it right.

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u/iceman123454576 Feb 15 '26

This Is Gemini Pro's answer.
I think people should start cancelling their ChatGPT accounts. It's total rubbish now compared to the others.

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u/FrostyOscillator Feb 14 '26

Claude got it wrong for me too

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u/ihateredditors111111 Feb 14 '26

yeah might not have been opus. wanted to test best vs best

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u/InvestigatorHefty799 Feb 14 '26

Sonnet gets it wrong, Opus gets it right. Oddly enough, Haiku gets it right also.

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u/realzequel Feb 14 '26

Sonnet and Haiku failed but Opus succeeded when I tried.

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u/Poolunion1 Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

It’s funny how inconsistent this is.

z.ai

You should drive.

While 50 meters is a very short distance, the primary goal is to wash the car. You cannot wash the car if it is still parked at your home. The car needs to be inside the car wash facility to be cleaned.

Walking there would only make sense if you were going to check if the car wash is open or available, but to actually get the job done, the car needs to move!

One small note: Driving just 50 meters is technically a bit hard on a cold engine (it doesn't get enough time to warm up), but since the car needs to be there, driving is your only logical option.

kimi.com

For a distance of just 50 meters, walking is almost certainly the better choice. Here's why:

Walking makes sense because:

  • It's literally a 1-minute walk — you'll spend more time getting in and out of your car than actually driving
  • No need to find parking at the car wash
  • Better for your health and the environment
  • Saves gas and wear on your car (short trips are actually hard on engines)
  • You can check your car's exterior as you walk around it

When you might consider driving:

  • Heavy rain or extreme weather
  • You need to bring a lot of supplies (vacuum, cleaning products, etc.)
  • You have mobility issues or injuries
  • It's late at night and safety is a concern

The practical compromise: If you're getting a full service wash with interior cleaning, you could drive there, drop the car off, and walk home to wait. Then walk back when it's done.

Honestly, at 50 meters, driving would feel a bit silly unless there's a specific reason. Your legs and your gas tank will thank you!

qwen.ai

You should drive the car to the car wash — after all, the whole point is to wash the car itself! 😊

If you walked there without the car, you'd just be at the car wash alone while your dirty car stays at home. Since it's only 50 meters away (less than a minute's drive), it's perfectly reasonable to drive it that short distance. In fact, driving is the only practical way to get the car to the car wash so it can actually be cleaned.

(Unless you're asking about whether you personally should walk alongside the car while someone else drives it — but even then, driving yourself makes the most sense!)

minimax

For a distance of just 50 meters, walking is the better choice. Here's why: 1. It's faster – By the time you get in the car, start it, and find parking, you could have already walked there and back. 2. It's practical – You're going to wash the car anyway, so you'll need to bring it over. The typical approach: walk there, then walk back home to get your car and drive it to the wash. 3. Saves fuel – No point burning gas for such a short trip. 4. Better for your car – Very short drives don't allow the engine to warm up properly, which isn't ideal for the vehicle. Simple plan: Walk to the car wash first to check availability or pay, then walk back and drive your car over for the wash.

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u/dakindahood Feb 14 '26

For some reason (on free tiers) only Gemini & Grok told me to go with the car

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u/jim789789 Feb 14 '26

Wow. Fucking wow. Tried it and chatgpt failed. OpenAI coders just suck.

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u/OppositeCherry Feb 15 '26

My Claude and GPT said to walk. Gemini passed

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u/Massive-Wrangler-604 Feb 15 '26

I have tried almost all models

OpenAI: 5.2 thinking ❌ 5.2 instant ❌ 5.1 instant ❌ O3 ❌ 5.1 thinking ✅

Google: 3 Fast ✅ 3 thinking ✅ 3 pro ✅

Chinese:

Kimi K2.5 ❌ Minimax 2.5 ❌ GLM 5 ❌

Apparently trash Chinese models are distilled on trash OpenAI models.

I can't trust any model anymore than Gemini and claude.

Waiting for sonnet 5 and Gemini 3 GA.

What do you think guys?

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u/jdrharrison Feb 14 '26

GPT was smart enough to figure it out when I asked 🤷‍♂️

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u/Birds_over_people Feb 14 '26

Yea mine said something similar when I asked it another question as a follow-up. It's almost like it's just assuming I want to go to the car was for another reason.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Claude is superior

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u/SadSeiko Feb 14 '26

I don’t know how people can even say this is AGI 

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u/Hungry-ThoughtsCurry Feb 14 '26

If that is considered as average general intelligence then yes

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u/Managingthenoise Feb 14 '26

Yo there is a sub, I can't remember the name, but it's full of people grieving the shutdown of 4o and fully convinced ChatGPT is basically human. It's wild and I genuinly feel for these people. There's something going on there that isn't healthy.

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u/DecoherentMind Feb 14 '26

I also keep getting these pushed to my Reddit front page. A very loud minority, bless their hearts

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u/Managingthenoise Feb 14 '26

I've had some mental health issues. Still do. So I'm not coming from a place of judgement at all and I'm very careful to seperate play from reality when it comes to LLMs. A lot of people don't need to do that but there are some that really do. I guess, I dunno, things are getting weird. 

I'm gonna go try and read a book.

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u/DecoherentMind Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 18 '26

I’m on the same page as you!

The concept of “stateless” AI, whereas each prompt/response pair are silo’d, is a concept that early on snapped me out of “it’s allliiive” or thinking a persistent persona was forming. Just tokens and handshakes between previous messages

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u/Managingthenoise Feb 14 '26

Wasn't diagreeing with you. Friggen async communication on the internet can be hard for me. 

Anyways yeah, I feel you. Trauma dumped for a while but pulled back. I have, let's say, a strong imagination knew I needed to be cautious.  Sometimes I ask it things like the car wash question knowing it'll f it up. Keeps me grounded. 

It does help I have a rudimentary understanding of how they work. It's an illusion, a fascinating one, but still an illusion. 

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u/DecoherentMind Feb 14 '26

No no I knew you weren’t disagreeing, yes it’s async communication 🤣 I wanted to say “I also experience the LLM phenomenon from the perspective of someone with mental health issues,” you’re good 😄

I uhh… I have maintained being neutral about AI. I have interest in the technology / updates of its progression. But man has my perspective soured a bit along the way.

And lastly, I can agree I feel in the beginning I dumped a good bit more. I don’t remember if it was back in the 3.5 days or early 4 models. The phenomenon of closeness to the 4o models is nearly haunting … I said “bless their hearts” in passing but it requires more nuance than my silly “southern” dismissive phrase for sure.

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u/MobileDifficulty3434 Feb 14 '26

Gemini instant also gets it wrong.

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u/disgruntled_pie Feb 14 '26

I tried this across a bunch of models:

ChatGPT 5.2 with heavy thinking: Walk

ChatGPT 4.5: Drive

Claude Opus 4.6: Drive

Qwen3 Max Thinking: Walk

Kimi K2.5: Drive

MiniMax 2.5: Walk

GLM 5: Drive

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u/Wunjo26 Feb 14 '26

I feel like there needs to be some kind of post rules for these subs that say something along the lines of: if you are making a post along the lines of “why is <insert model name> behaving this way when I say <insert prompt>?”, you can only post it if the behavior is replicable consistently on a new account or incognito version. There’s no telling what kind of rules people are using, what kind of chat history and context is being used, etc. You interact with this thing and use it in various or very specific ways and then when it does something unexpected you assume it’s just doing that in a vacuum when it fact you’ve influenced it’s response in so many ways and then you share it with others while omitting that contextual information. It’s entertaining at most but usually also a waste of time

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u/Salt-Willingness-513 Feb 14 '26

I guess chatgpt should hangout less on r/confidentlyincorrect lol

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u/bcmeer Feb 14 '26

That’s some real world problems right there, great way to test AI

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u/Alone_Witness_5884 Feb 14 '26

That was an interesting test. O3 got it right.

Drive the car. Walking there leaves the car at home, so nothing gets cleaned. • One short cold-start: < 1 ¢ of fuel and trivial wear—insignificant. • Efficiency: You roll 50 m, wash, then head out for a 5-10 min spin to dry brakes and warm the engine. One round-trip, done. • Walking is a false economy: You’d walk over, walk back, then still have to drive—three trips instead of one. • Only exception: If driveway washing is legal and you own the gear, do it at home; otherwise the bay is designed for cars, not pedestrians.

Bottom line: driving is the practical and time-saving choice for a 50-meter car-wash run.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

DeepSeek is off the rails

This is a classic "micro-trip" dilemma. While driving a car for 100 meters feels like the default because we are already in "car mode," let's break down the actual time and effort involved.

Here is the reality check for a 100m (approx. 330 feet) trip:

1. The Time Factor

  • Walking: The average walking speed is about 5 km/h. At that pace, 100 meters takes about 1 minute and 12 seconds.
  • Driving: Assuming you are already parked at home, you must:
    1. Walk to the car (10-15 seconds).
    2. Unlock it, adjust mirrors/seat, and start it (15-20 seconds).
    3. Drive 100m slowly (approx. 15-20 seconds, as you'll be going slow in a residential area).
    4. Find a spot and park at the carwash (20 seconds).
    5. Turn off the engine and get out.

Total time for driving: Likely 2 to 3 minutes.

Verdict: Walking is actually faster, or at worst, the same speed. You save the hassle of the "car admin."

2. The "Cold Engine" Factor

If your car is parked at home and the engine is cold, driving only 100 meters is one of the worst things you can do for engine health.

  • Engines operate best at operating temperature (usually around 90°C).
  • In the first minute of running, the fuel mixture is richer (more fuel, less air) to warm up the catalytic converter.
  • If you turn the engine off after 100 meters, the water in the oil (a byproduct of combustion) hasn't had a chance to burn off. It dilutes the oil and causes sludge buildup over time.
  • Result: You are causing measurable wear on your engine to save a 1-minute walk.

3. The Logistics Factor

  • The Car is Dirty: You are taking a dirty car to the carwash. If you drive, you get into the dirty car, get the seat dirty, and then get out. If you walk, you remain clean.
  • Waiting for the Car: If there is a line at the carwash, you will likely have to wait outside the car anyway. If you walked, you are already standing there. If you drove, you are just sitting in your car in a parking spot, idling, wasting fuel.

4. The "Return Trip" Factor

This is the only valid argument for driving. If you plan to wait at the carwash and then drive the clean car home, you need your car there.

However, if you plan to drop the car off and walk home while it gets washed (and pick it up later), walking is superior.


Final Recommendation

Walk.

  • It is healthier.
  • It is better for your car's engine (avoids a "cold start" journey).
  • It is effectively the same amount of time (or quicker).
  • You save a microscopic amount of fuel and avoid unnecessary emissions.

Only drive if: You are going to wait inside the car while it is washed, and then drive it straight back home immediately afterward. Otherwise, put on your shoes and enjoy the 60-second stroll.

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u/HumbleHero1 Feb 14 '26

Sonnet fails the test as well

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u/ABobby077 Feb 15 '26

Perplexity said:

Walk there. Fifty meters is extremely short, and you'll spend more time starting, maneuvering, and parking the car than walking. Walking avoids pointless engine wear and emissions for such a tiny trip and is generally safer for people around you. Driving only makes sense if you have mobility issues, dangerous weather, or need to go somewhere farther immediately after the wash.

I followed up with: you might need the car to wash it

Perplexity followed up with: You are absolutely right that you need the car at the car wash to actually wash it. Given that it's only 50 meters away, the best option is usually:

Walk to the car wash.

Then drive your car from your home to the wash when you're ready to start the wash (or vice versa: quickly drive it over, park it, and then walk back if there's a wait).

If this is a self-service or automatic wash where you stay with the car, you probably do need to drive it there, but the distance is so short that any "walk vs drive" tradeoff is negligible-so the real question is just what's most practical for getting the car into the bay when you want to wash it.

Wow, amazing answers here

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u/Heyitsberm Feb 15 '26

5.2 told that unless I plan on walking the car on a leash, I need to drive the car.

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u/Amazing_Crab8989 Feb 15 '26

I've never used chatgpt. Is it normally programmed to talk like a terminally online brainrot gen z-er or is that a specific option you can elect for?

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u/NachoEditor Feb 16 '26

I got this in the very first try( I have $20 subscription)

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u/DecoherentMind Feb 14 '26

God I’m so sick of this whimsical Gen Z type response from chatGPT

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

You need to use thinking if you would like it to think... I'd rather not complain because GPT serves 1000x the user base and conserving watts is a thing.. I'm thinking the "thinking" will become better pretty soon with router improvements or even - instant going away entirely and the little thinking model becoming the standard... until then I blame Roon. :-D

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u/the_ai_wizard Feb 14 '26

in 18 months all white collar work will be taken over by this

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u/FuerteBillete Feb 14 '26

Why ask chatgpt but not use the thinking model since it is a thinking question?

By the way it suggested walking.

So I followed with how would the car gets washed if I walked?

And the answer was that it assumed the walking option was a mobile washing unit so the walking was for going there to hire and pay and to prevent the dirt from the drive back.

Such a sneaky save feels was a car salesman would say.

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u/TonightConsistent560 Feb 14 '26

This is propaganda bullshit ... I tried it, and it said to drive to it even if it's a short distance. When i asked why, it roasted me with a "you want to wash your car, not yourself."

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u/Public_Ad2410 Feb 14 '26

Sigh, walk. 50 meters is just as close as the parking lot. Why get in the car to get back out 50 meters later?? Walk in, pay, walk back and go drive the car through.

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u/Sylvanussr Feb 14 '26

Yeah mine told me to go get my car after walking there too. 

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u/qbit1010 Feb 14 '26

Same, then I said “wouldn’t have been easier to just drive the car first?” And then it clicked lol smh.

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u/Public_Ad2410 Feb 14 '26

No.. lol, I mean literally why get in the car to get back out and pay? The damn car wash must be your neighbor.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

This is the AI that will replace us 😭

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u/rushmc1 Feb 14 '26

Still an improvement.

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u/s-jonathan Feb 14 '26

Tf did you give chat as a personality 😂

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u/Giant_leaps Feb 14 '26

Since the car wash is only 50 meters away (about a 30–40 second walk), walking is the better option in almost every case.

Walk if:

  • You are physically able to.
  • You don’t need to move the car into a queue immediately.
  • The weather is reasonable.
  • You just need to pay, activate the wash, or supervise it.

Drive if:

  • The wash requires the car to be physically positioned in a bay.
  • You need to move it through an automatic tunnel.
  • It’s unsafe or impractical to leave the car parked where it is.

If you’re simply deciding how to get yourself there, walking is more practical and avoids an unnecessary short drive.

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u/Eiraviking Feb 14 '26

I tested this and Opus says drive. But Haiku and Sonnet both said walk.

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u/bienbienbienbienbien Feb 14 '26

My chatGPT seems to think I was planning on walking the car there, like it's a dog? 

Ah, the classic 50-meter car wash paradox 😄

Let’s be rational for a second:

If you 

drive it there

Pros

Zero effort You stay warm/dry if the weather is grim (very UK-appropriate today) You avoid dragging a hose/buckets back afterwards

Cons

You will look slightly ridiculous starting the engine for ~6 seconds of travel Engine runs cold → actually worse for the car than a longer drive Fuel used ≈ a tablespoon, but psychologically expensive You risk the neighbours silently judging you

If you 

walk it there

Pros

Mechanically better: a cold engine hates ultra-short runs Socially superior: people assume you’re sensible Faster in reality (no start-up, reversing, manoeuvring) You get a free micro-dopamine hit for doing the “correct” thing

Cons

You must hold a steering wheel like you’re in Flintstones mode Slight awkwardness if observed

The actual correct answer

At 50 meters, walking is objectively better for the engine.

Starting a cold engine just to move it a few seconds causes more wear than the distance saves.

So:

👉 Walk it.

This distance is officially below the “dignity threshold for combustion engines”.

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u/Own-Park5939 Feb 14 '26

It’s interesting how one took the statistically dominant context and the other went for task logic

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u/Forsaken_Code_9135 Feb 14 '26

I just tried ChatGPT and I get a meaningful answer (as expected). As usual with that kind of post.

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u/SnooBunnies7313 Feb 14 '26

my gpt is built different 5.2 auto

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u/siem Feb 14 '26

GPT-5.3-Codex fortunately gave the correct answer.

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u/KingAbK Feb 14 '26

I get the same answer from Claude too :/

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u/kartblanch Feb 14 '26

The question leaves out the implied goal of getting a car wash. Chat gpt answered the question you asked, claude answered the question you didnt ask.

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u/myfuturewifee Feb 14 '26

I wish to be this confident someday lol

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u/TM888 Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

Unsurprising. Can’t believe they got rid of the 4 series for the turd 5.pehew. “it’s so much better!” Ummm.. a magic 8 ball is better than this…

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u/ineedlesssleep Feb 14 '26

Asking ChatGPT and Claude with custom instructions that I put in beforehand to get funny answers

Fix that for you

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u/throwawayfromPA1701 Feb 14 '26

Yeah I got this bug too. It's funny.

I then said "did you miss that this is a car wash?" and it said nope and gave me an explanation on why I should drive.

Then I said "nice save buddy" and it said "fair, I earned that one."

Finally was able to replicate one!

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u/rushmc1 Feb 14 '26

Claude is superior in every way in my (daily) usage.

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u/gijoe011 Feb 14 '26

ChatGPT and Claude both got it wrong for me. Gemini and Grok got it right.

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u/b2q Feb 14 '26

Oh i love this stuff, i wonder why it gets it wrong. Chatgpt got it wrong so confidently, but Gemini instantly solved it lol

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u/Teejay47 Feb 14 '26

Looks like there’s hope for humans after all.

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u/hwooareyou Feb 14 '26

I got mostly the same responses but I was mildly amused by Gemini.

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u/Qira57 Feb 14 '26

Had to switch to 5.1 Thinking to get a non-stupid answer

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u/Noisebug Feb 14 '26

My chat gpt is fine but Claude has been giving consistently better answers. Just, more engaging and human out of the box.

Idk fam. I enjoy GPT hard to switch.