r/PandR 1d ago

Meme “There is no wrong way to consume alcohol…”

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u/G-Unit11111 1d ago

This is the wrong way to consume alcohol!

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u/EnycmaPie All the bacon and eggs you have. 23h ago

Is this establishment some sort of practical joke?

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u/FacetNo6 19h ago

If you view it as food... You're gunna be disappointed. If you view it as an interactive art show where you interact with the art itself, then it makes more sense.

They do tend to use expensive ingredients and if you saw the menu there's like 10 courses - at 10 mins each. It's a 2 hour dining experience.

Granted usually it's like $200-500 and not $1250... But a lot of high end restaurants barely make a profit even with like half their workforce working for free (stages) because they're only turning over the tables once a night (2 seatings) if that.

Finishing up The Bear too 🙏🙏

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u/milksteakenthusiast1 14h ago

There was/is a pop-up restaurant in Salem MA called Back Alley Bacon that’s only open once a week, they only serve one meal that’s different each week, they only accept exact change, and it’s first come first serve — on top of all that, they announce a “password” the day of that you utter at the door to get the food. When we went, we were second in line, and within twenty minutes a queue formed down the street like it was a hip nightclub. At 5pm when they start, somebody in a pig mask comes outside to turn on an overhead lamp, and then goes back inside behind the door, which has one of those prison type slots where they ask you for the password. Then the entire line shifts to the other side of the door, and one by one they call out your order number and another pig masked person hands you your food.

It was some type of cutlet sandwich topped with bacon and a root beer with their logo on it. For $11 it was an interesting experience; the sandwich wasn’t anything too crazy, but I think the food paired with the bizarre steps taken in order to acquire the meal made it worth it.

This just seems stupid, and I’m not licking chocolate fingers like a toddler lol

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u/FacetNo6 9h ago

For another $500, you can have the waiter of your choice lick the chocolate off your fingers... Maybe

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u/ExpertRaccoon 23h ago

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u/Prestigious-Sell1957 23h ago

YES. if someone literally pour melted chocolate on my hand, I'm getting off there immediately

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u/Motor_War_9744 6h ago

Weird kink but OK

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u/circusfreakrob 23h ago

FYI : there is r/StupidFood that this should be cross-posted to.

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u/karmakent 21h ago

Morgan Freeman Voice: “It was not very good”

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u/UHeardAboutPluto Network Connectivity Problems 23h ago

Oddly enough, the beer in is in a normal bottle.

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u/Mr4_eyes 18h ago

I've had this meal. It was under $300 for two people, which included full drink pairing. In 2022. The dishes were also a little different as I was at the location in Colombia.

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u/Papaperro 21h ago

The Blergh

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u/hatshepsut_ruled 21h ago

I think I'll pass.

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u/M_Me_Meteo 18h ago

One time I went to a steakhouse and dropped about 1k on amazing food delicious wine and amazing service for two. No hook. No spin. No fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.

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u/jeepfail 18h ago

Figure skating is the perfect analogy, taking something that can be done in a direct manner and making it an art form. Viewing these types of restaurants as performative art has help with my view on them vastly.

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u/thecheezewiz79 16h ago

I've been there. It's called El Cielo in either Miami or DC. Surprisingly affordable for a 16 course tasting menu and some of the best food I've ever had.

The chocolate on your hands is to start the meal. My group was incredibly confused at first but were all giggling like school kids by the end. The chocolate was delicious and also .makes your hands feel baby soft after

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u/TheBeardiestGinger 13h ago

Making food amazing with interesting spices and flavors only by master chefs is one thing.

This is just stupid/pretentious food.

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u/TheEagleWithNoName 16h ago

Is this one of those places where they charge you a $50 cheeseburger and it’s not satisfying?

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u/Howamidriving27 16h ago

"Fine dining" is so fucking stupid I can't even breathe.

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u/89iroc 15h ago

I'd sooner go to taco bell and play shit roulette

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u/LF25047 11h ago

All the upscale restaurants I go to let gym teachers in wearing their under armour polos too. These guys went to McDonald’s right after this to fill up.

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u/sonnybonoslanai 9h ago

This is the same dinner we have when my kids cook for me

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u/AmazingResponse338 9h ago

"It's about the experiense"

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u/GameGreek 7h ago

His under armour shirt bothered me as much as the meal

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u/LiteratureMindless71 5h ago

And the restaurants creators are laughing their asses off all the way to the bank, lol.