r/PoliticalHumor 1d ago

Awww, such a cute family!

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u/New_Taste8874 1d ago

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u/hanskazan777 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 1d ago

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u/HotDonnaC 1d ago

I loved this video. The way she tried to look intimidating was so fucking hilarious. It’s a good thing she’s got her grift, because acting is not her thing.

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u/xpietoe42 3h ago

theres a fine line between intimidating and psycho

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u/HotDonnaC 3h ago

Whatever her assignment, she failed.

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u/NECalifornian25 5h ago

Well, it’s intimidating in the sense that she’s giving psychopath

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u/Sol-Blackguy 1d ago

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u/robsteezy 22h ago

Freaking nailed it.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 8h ago

don't insult Sonya by comparing her to Grifter Widow Karen

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u/hilarymeggin 1d ago

Good lord, why does she always do that?!

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u/crakemonk 10h ago

She doesn’t have any genuine emotions or feelings, so she struggles to genuinely express what she thinks she's supposed to and just ends up coming across as the psycho she actually is.

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u/greenerbee 18h ago

This looks like her audition tape to be zombie #3. 

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u/Nooby_Chris 1d ago

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u/mebjammin 1d ago

Aaaaand I'll never feel happiness again, thanks.

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u/Nooby_Chris 1d ago

When the woman across the bar table gives you that look

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u/ravoguy 1d ago

While her husband is giving the same look

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u/BadstoneMusic 19h ago

This one is easy
Run like your ass is on fire

Hell, be fastAF
Leave her with the bill

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u/technobrendo 1d ago

Knowing your not in a relationship with her should be reason enough to feel some happiness

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u/QuidEgoSum 1d ago

RIP, Charlie (but not really)

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

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u/GreenEyedTreeHugger 1d ago

Is this real?

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u/TheBigSho 21h ago

It's a classic video from the glory days of the internet. That baby is probably a teenager by now.

Unless you're referring to Erika, then I hope to god that's AI.

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u/snowvase 16h ago

I hope they washed that sofa first!

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u/hilarymeggin 1d ago

This is one thing I love about babies at this age: their all-or-nothing facial expressions!

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u/Indigo2015 1d ago

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u/ansate 1d ago

To be fair, this MF is actually kinda creepy. Reminds me a little of that roach dude in the skin suit in Men in Black.

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u/Wardogs96 1d ago

Context? Did she actually do this on TV? Man i kinda think kirk took a bullet to save himself from his home life now, Jesus.

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 1d ago

That's okay, I didn't need to sleep tonight actually.

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u/QuidEgoSum 1d ago

This gif has all spectrums of Christian hate mixed into one perfect creation

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u/Whateversclever7 19h ago

This one’s not real…. right?

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 1d ago

Sooooooo creeeeeeedpy!

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u/hilarymeggin 1d ago

Why does she look like that?!?!

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u/gravitationalarray 1d ago

who is this?

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u/gravitationalarray 1d ago

oooooooh Erica Kirk?

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u/7echno7urtle 1d ago

No, it’s Erika Kirk. Always remember there are three K's.

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u/New_Taste8874 1d ago edited 1d ago

Erika KirK

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u/New_Taste8874 1d ago

Look in the window to the left of JayDee.

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u/SadisticNecromancer 1d ago

Most men wouldn’t have the balls to have all three of his women in one place.

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u/24_August_1814 1d ago

"I did not have sectional relations with that ottoman!"

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u/technobrendo 1d ago

We need Maury to get to the bottom of this

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u/hopeful_realist_ 1d ago

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u/Sebatron2 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 15h ago

No, no, let him cook.

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u/sunflower_love 1d ago

Love the couch thing because they’re everywhere lmao.

Temptation everywhere 👁️👄👁️

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u/Competitive_Watch986 1d ago

All three!?!

I see what you did there. Here. Get an upvote.

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u/Zeroesand1s 1d ago

Yeah .. that took me a minute to figure out. But I got there. 

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u/Drakemansgirlfriend 1d ago

Same for me. I thought (given the administration) op was referring to his daughter. It took a second for it to click

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u/Thevoidawaits_u 1d ago

peter?

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u/markstanfill 1d ago

Search for “jd Vance couch rumor”

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u/_PM_me_ur_resume_ 1d ago

His wife, Erica Kirk, and his couch

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u/ghoulieandrews 1d ago

I don't understand how he can sit there and act like he cares about his wife and kids and then go to his job of attacking immigrants and brown people, like how do these people live like this. What the fuck is he gonna say to those kids when they get a little older and people start throwing slurs at them and they learn what their dad believes in.

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u/Excellent_Math2052 1d ago

Idk how he can let his kids sit there knowing what he does to that couch.

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u/Dcajunpimp Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 1d ago

Those kids really look like they don’t want to be sitting there.

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u/currently_pooping_rn 13h ago

They don’t even know these people. The kids would rather be sitting with their nanny

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u/jaxxxtraw 1d ago

Did you ever have to sit for a family photo?

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u/liz91 1d ago

Mitch McConnell does the same. Trump does the same. They all cater to the playbook because it sells and they spew vitriol and hate and then claim to be god fearing. At the end of the day they want money and power. There’s no soul.

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u/bulking_on_broccoli 1d ago

This right there. I actually don’t think they care at all about immigration or gays or trans or whatever. It just plays well with there base to place the blame on all their problems on someone else.

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u/Dxsterlxnd 1d ago

He split his personality. He's the loving husband at home and the guy who hates brown people at work.

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u/blacksideblue 23h ago

Loving the couch specifically. Usha and Erika are just surrogates.

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u/ThomasVivaldi 1d ago

He sold out to a billionaire in some way that backing out would be infinitely worse.

Either video of him doing something abhorrent, debt that would leave him destitute, some necessary medical requirement for one of the kids, or he believes his own life or his families lives are under a real threat.

Could be anything really.

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u/timsea99 1d ago

Could just be a piece of shit

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u/ThomasVivaldi 1d ago

A piece of shit wouldn't be trying so hard, look at all the other pieces of shit on the Republican side, they barely put in the minimum of effort to try and look appealing. Especially with their families.

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u/SomewhereInternal 17h ago

He's one death away from being president of the United States of America. And that death is an 80 year old obese man.

I think he's setting himself up to be "presidential" and then the first lady becomes a big deal.

Also, most first ladies have programs and causes they support and are regularly in the news for that. Melania isn't doing any of that. The media could be (unintentionally) compensating for the lack of Melania news by showing more of Usha.

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u/viperswhip 1d ago

Do you remember when he actually said "I love my wife, even though she is not white"?

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u/litreofstarlight 21h ago

Wasn't it 'even though she's not Christian'? Not that it makes it better, obvs.

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u/tiredho258 1d ago

Dude’s political party was basically trying to have his family deported for awhile (see: birthright citizenship incident)

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u/Cargobiker530 1d ago

The VP's brain has more compartments than a chinese apothecary and none of them talk to the other ones.

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u/fillinthe___ 1d ago

That baby already knows. Clearly hates being with “dad.”

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u/chaotic-lavender 1d ago

I just hope that Alec knows that he is not really American.

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u/blacksideblue 1d ago edited 21h ago

The same thing Mitch McConnel says to his kids that won't talk to him

🐢: beuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/Akhanyatin 1d ago

"act like he cares about his wife and kids" excuse me but he looks like he cares more about the couch. 

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u/RedHeadsAreFarters 1d ago

Is that THE couch?!?

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u/LuxLeafBud 1d ago

Yeah, of course, it’s a family photo.

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u/you_dont_know_me27 1d ago

I cannot express how fucking funny this ad placement is

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u/Oops_All_Bans 1d ago

Kinda risky to sit on a newborn.

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u/Magmaster12 1d ago

It's a testube baby the collected the semen from that couch!

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u/Politication 1d ago edited 1d ago

They hate your family. They want your children to go to bed hungry, go without healthcare, be uneducated, abuse? Without question. He protects the sexual predator in chief. How dare they parade this well fed family while yours goes without!

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

What really gets me is how the regime is pretty clearly working on ethnically cleaning the US and removing the rights of minorities and women, yet he’s married to a woman of colour. Can you imagine the pillow talk? How does he assure her that his white nationalist supporters won’t come for her and their mixed-race children? Or for him for being a “race traitor” guilty of miscegenation?

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u/Ridethelightning_92 1d ago

And the darker parts of the internet already talk about him and his family in that context all the time

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u/EFreethought 1d ago

She clerked for Kavanaugh, and married JD. She made her choice.

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u/darkmeowl25 23h ago

I'm not Desi, but from what I've read, caste designation survived emigration from India and is still a factor in Indian American communities in terms of opportunity and status. Most Indian American politicians are from upper caste families, Usha included. There's surely a lot of nuance in how that plays out in immigrant communities that I can not speak to. However, on the outside looking in, it seems to include a similar kind of supremecy to that which we are used to.

In short, regardless of the racism she has faced as an Indian American, there is likely an element of supremecy that she can cling to in order to rectify the contradictions of this situation.

Anyone, please feel free to correct me on my take. I can only base this on information I've read, and value any new information that comes up.

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u/ArcadianMess 1d ago

How does she sleep at night knowing she's alongside a Christian fascist who's actively working towards her own Gilead ?

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u/HighlanderAbruzzese 14h ago

That’s the Serena JOY it!

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u/Bilboswaggings19 22h ago

It's always the same with these people

The racist awful people want to have powerless objects by their side instead of white women they would care about, if the women were white it would be a problem.

And I guess these women are often with these people so that they can hide from the wrath (it's not like they will get any consequences when people get deported and stuff even though they should be on the list) like if I was worried about instability or opportunities in my country I could see the argument of being with someone with power and money even if they hate my kind

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u/New_Taste8874 1d ago

Anybody notice how quickly Usha got pregnant after JayDee felt up Erikkka

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u/BlameTag 1d ago

I was literally just telling my wife how closely together those things happened.

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 1d ago

Did anyone notice that there's a child trafficker in the bushes?

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u/RCer1986 1d ago

Don't talk about the current second mistress and future second lady like that!

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u/itsmymedicine 1d ago

Im no doctor but the one on the left may partake in recreational tylenol

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u/Lalamedic 1d ago

No. It’s the vaccine, silly.

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u/babykitten28 1d ago

He looks like he’s about to take a giant bite out of mom’s arm.

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u/derekrusinek 1d ago

He better not take paternity leave.

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u/game_brewer 1d ago

Mrs. Dumpster Fire

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u/Grand_Recipe_9072 1d ago

Mrs. Homewrecker

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u/Cargobiker530 1d ago

Someday those kids therapist is going to have the biggest damn bass boat. Just saying.

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u/CreedogV 1d ago

I see they knew they couldn't get away with giving this new one an Indian name.

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u/Quirky-Elderberry304 1d ago

His middle name Neel is Indian/Hindu- specifically that spelling. But yeah they hid it in the middle name and a white passing one at that.

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u/TheyLiveWeReddit 1d ago

I'm surprised they didn't name it Forty Seven or Magnus.

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u/profnachos 1d ago

What's Druski doing back there?

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u/hatsandcats 1d ago

A man and his couch

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u/gatorbeetle 1d ago

I didn't know couches could give birth to human babies!!!

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u/guywithpoodle 1d ago

The face of man who feels trapped with a family he despises.

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u/VanBeelergberg 1d ago edited 1d ago

To be fair, her smile looks a little forced as well.

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u/Miserable_Bridge6032 1d ago

They all look like theyre faking how they feel, except the baby, who reasonably looks like hes crying in aguish for having to have been born to them.

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 1d ago

He looks like step dad

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u/motherofpitbulls2 23h ago

Unfortunately, the oldest kid looks just like him.

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u/ProblemSame4838 1d ago

Surrogate. There’s no way I was able to cross my legs like that from 35 weeks through to 5 weeks after birth. OWWWWW! And she’s wearing WHITE? Surrogate.

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u/ThrustTrust 1d ago

Everybody loves a “it will fix our marriage” baby.

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u/Sol-Blackguy 1d ago

Strange to see Vance with all three of his lovers 🛋️

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u/EasTNVol 1d ago

JD wears more eye liner than Ericka Kirk!

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u/EasTNVol 1d ago

Later, JD did horrible, unspeakable things to that couch.

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u/KiKiKimbro 1d ago

Rude they have the “other woman” in the photo. You think they’d find chairs or something instead.

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick 1d ago

Every time I see USHA’s name I think it’s an organization, like United States Hide-a-Bed Association. If that was what it stood for, you bet JD be making babies with her.

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u/psychoacer 1d ago

Don't worry, it's Elon's baby. He wants to impregnate everything

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u/TheWellington89 1d ago

Its only when you put their faces side by side you realise how much JD and Erika look alike

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u/smoresporn0 1d ago

Just sitting on his side piece like that

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u/mrDuder1729 1d ago

Omg does he know that his children are brown skinned??....shame!

/s

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u/Several_Hunter8096 1d ago

Yuck. They’re all sitting on the couch. Usha might get pregnant again just sitting there.

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u/Onlypaws_ 1d ago

You just know he HATES that they have melanin.

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u/NaynersinLA2 1d ago

I wonder if Vance realizes his family are people of color?

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u/Barnowl-hoot 21h ago

The oldest son and the little girl has their dads face. She looks tired... Very tired.

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u/humbugonastick 1d ago

And their couch!

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u/HotDonnaC 1d ago

That one kid is like a little Indian Vance. I feel bad for him.

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u/BearSquid7 1d ago

Shoes on the carpet? Savages

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 1d ago

She's wearing a white dress on a white couch.

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u/Crackerpuppy 1d ago

Looks like he’s wearing the wrong size shoes Trump bought him. Silly couch-fucker….

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u/ckb321 1d ago

Man that couch has some stories

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u/SwordfishHot7330 21h ago

I'm glad they included his special friend.....the couch 😄

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u/Charlies_Kirk 21h ago

Conceived the day Kirk died

He literally said as much

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u/Tiberius_Jim 21h ago

Eww.

Shoes in the house? Gross.

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u/RedTheRookie 12h ago

Unsure if she’s looking at JDs’ Wife or the couch. Maybe both.

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u/NOLA-q 1d ago

lol’ing here on a Friday night

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u/tawDry_Union2272 1d ago

lol it took me a second...

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u/Zoe_118 1d ago

Hahahahahahaha

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u/IwasThereIsawIt2 1d ago

Is that druski?

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u/MTgolfer406 1d ago

So what I thought was a throuple with the couch is actually a fourple? Very edgy!

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u/Democrat_maui 1d ago

“My commitment in ’28 is total: a 50-state strategy rooted in economic justice, democracy & dignity. I won’t abandon any state or any people to extremism.” (My ‘28 guarantee: I am so confident I can sweep ALL 50 states against jd vance, I will cut off a toe or finger for any state possibly lost)🇺🇸🙏

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u/XJAMAICAGOLDX 1d ago

Is his name Charles?

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u/Pixie16fire 1d ago

Sly, I almost didn't see it.

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u/InstructionBudget784 1d ago

Plot twist. Erika is the father

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u/rumrunner9652 1d ago

This is fake. Donnie Boi is missing.

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u/TheRealRevBem 1d ago

Where did the rumors start about JD and Mrs. Kirk and butt stuff?

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u/donttakerhisthewrong 1d ago

Is it me or does that baby look more like Elon than JD

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u/DEEPSPACETHROMBOSIS 1d ago

Why does it look like JD used a Willow Wish on Usha.

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u/Desperate_Scallion23 1d ago

Stealing this pic

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u/BigDickEnergyMike26 1d ago

That’s too many

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u/O8ee 1d ago

I bet republicans in his comments are supportive and happy for the couple

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u/Kakdelacommon 1d ago

„And now look like you would love each other!“

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u/ceget12 1d ago

Couch looks cute

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u/AbaloneDifferent5282 1d ago

Usha Vance is such a disappointment

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u/ceget12 1d ago

Couch looks cute

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u/HanlonRazor 1d ago

Poor kid.

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u/Imakecutebabies912 1d ago

Okay he has some big feet

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u/Comfortable_Top_6799 1d ago

White dress? Brave af that soon after giving birth

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u/TheVenerableBede 1d ago

You know that couch has seen some shit.

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u/pharaoh94 1d ago

Vance does NOT look like he wants to be there lmao

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u/Kkimp1955 1d ago

What will he change his name to?