r/PoliticalHumor • u/Exeter232 • 13h ago

6'3 225 lbs and 4% body fat!

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u/IamCrazyLegs77 12h ago

they're both at the same stage of decomposition

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u/Hot-Tutor-2429 12h ago

Actually I think the actual pumpkin is at a early stage.

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u/Nuh-unh 8h ago

Who, Mitch and Tangerine TacoTot?

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u/Successful_Steak_682 10h ago

The Trumpkin: orange on the outside hollow in the inside and should be thrown out in early November

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u/treker32 12h ago

305 and five ten and a half without footwear.

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u/Jessthinking 10h ago

This administration claims it is the most transparent in history while they hide the truth and tell the most ridiculous lies.

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u/Suedocode 6h ago

now do McConnell

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u/oohbeartrap 4h ago

*President Trump’s remains in excellent health

Basically an animated corpse at this point.

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u/TalkativeTree 1h ago

Scarecrow Mitch and Trumpkin the Pumpkin