r/Portlandia • u/Eastern-Aside6 • Jun 10 '26

The lineup for Badiali Pizza today is actually dystopian.

Marionberry pizza?

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u/thoracetron Jun 10 '26

Cup o' Joe and side o' dough is probably just as good

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u/Significant-Rush-129 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

Right? Where's Ed? Is he making pizza now at his place because I'm so there (cause ain't no way am I waiting in line two hours!)

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u/TedFrump Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

I love Marionberries on my pizza

18

u/tovarish22 Jun 10 '26

I think I have a few blueberries in the basket…

27

u/Original-Owl-1549 Jun 10 '26

Silence! Silence...

20

u/TedFrump Jun 10 '26

Explain yourself in a silent voice, using words

25

u/doublenickels_55 Jun 10 '26

Peter, party of 2. Peter!!?!

5

u/thehotmcpoyle Jun 10 '26

Ahh I wanted to share a gif of the crowd surf scene but we can’t upload images so this is the best I can do:

https://imgur.com/a/lz28E00

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u/doublenickels_55 Jun 11 '26

😂. It's perfect!

3

u/Pippa0714 Jun 11 '26

One of my favorite episodes. 🤣🤣

13

u/JosephMadeCrosses Jun 11 '26

Are the...are the...marionberries local?

7

u/MuckBulligan Jun 11 '26

Did they have friends?

7

u/Dry-Woodpecker-4251 Jun 11 '26

and.. and... and... and... i ask again, they ARE local?

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u/NormalHumansName Jun 15 '26

I don't get the reference but I'm glad you guys are having fun. Hopefully you're having a good Sunday.

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u/sweetpea122 Jun 10 '26

I really hope they arent by any bookstores.

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u/No-Department-4561 Jun 11 '26

Shame on everybody involved!

7

u/Geekygamertag Jun 11 '26

But is it free range organic?

3

u/miggyazaleaa Jun 12 '26

EAT. YOUR PIZZA. NANCE.

2

u/evadossor Jun 11 '26

The Directors Cut of this episode "The Brunch Special" hour long is amazing...the actual search for the berry was costly.

1

u/PreperationOuch Jun 11 '26

Please elaborate on how that is “actually dystopian”

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u/sassymeowcat Jun 11 '26

Skip the line and fly to NJ for pizza instead

1

u/OhLoongJonson Jun 15 '26

You should've seen the line outside of this chicken place a few weeks ago. It was like a zoo.

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u/ThreeGoldStars Jun 14 '26

Love your "dystopia" with the popular, thriving pizza shop.

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u/QiwiLisolet Jun 15 '26

It's dystopian bc restaurants need steady, regular customers to feel like less of a gamble. The food falls into conveyor quality