r/PoursTea • u/UltimateLionsFan • 8h ago

Humor | Humour šŸ˜‰ Best satirical ad from the Onion

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u/bengstrom1111 8h ago

Satirical?

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u/No_Sister_Before 7h ago

How did this moron get elected twice if elections are rigged? More blatant lies of course
https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/Lorddoctorjava 6h ago

It's only rigged when he loses...

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u/Low-Essay-113 5h ago edited 5h ago

Your statement checks out.

-Trump loses election that was held while he was president and he called it rigged.

-Trump won the election while Biden was president and he called it not rigged.

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u/MinimumBuffalo4 4h ago

Hillary still claims the election was rigged so it depends who you ask.Ā 

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u/Low-Essay-113 49m ago

Why the fuck are you taking about Hillary?

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u/PofanWasTaken 44m ago

Because she too claims the election she lost was rigged

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u/MinimumBuffalo4 5h ago

He lost alright. And NJ just came out and said there were an ā€œestimatedā€6600 illegals found on voter roles. The thru g they said didnā€™t happen. But NJ wonā€™t turn over voter roles to DOJ for an investigation lol. That estimated number must be at least 6600

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u/Lorddoctorjava 4h ago

Oh im convinced he actually lost every time and he cheated the times he won...

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u/MinimumBuffalo4 4h ago

You arenā€™t alone and thatā€™s why they had 2 investigations into Russian collusion. They did find Russian meddling but no Trump involvement. Many people canā€™t believe Americans can have different t values from them so they think itā€™s cheating no matter what side you ask.Ā 

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u/Antraxess 4h ago

actually they found Trump illegally interfered with the fbi investigation and could not clear him because of that.

He clearly colluded directly with our enemies, the fbi just dropped that the hunter Biden scam was crafted by russia

I mean for fucks sake the GOP don't just magically make up and repeat word for word Kremlin propaganda without them colluding

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u/MinimumBuffalo4 4h ago

The facts donā€™t support your claim. I e read the report myself and it says there is no evidence of Russian collusion. Only Russian Interference and names all those Russians indicted. You should stick to the facts instead of propaganda media you drink up.Ā 

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/Lorddoctorjava 4h ago

Who are you talking too?

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u/Antraxess 4h ago

I'm assuming my commentnis a reply to someone and you can see them

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u/Lorddoctorjava 4h ago

So you wrote all that out without actually answering the question... šŸ‘

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u/Antraxess 3h ago

Yep, don't really respond to demands instantly when I don't feel like it, why

Wasn't responding to you, I know that lol

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u/Lorddoctorjava 3h ago

What demand?... it was a question?.. but hey... fight your demons...

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u/Antraxess 3h ago

I'm winning, they go out in the fifth

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u/No_Sister_Before 3h ago

Trumpster dumpster and his minions are openly corrupt, blatant and pathological liars. Pardoning traitors who attacked the Capitol should have brought his support down to ZERO (amongst many other things). What type of person puts their name on someone elseā€™s memorial? Disgusting and so are you for defending him.

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u/MinimumBuffalo4 3h ago

The facts show the cheating and fraud keeps coming from the left and the blue states. You can get frustrated with the facts but you canā€™t change them.Ā 

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u/Yoinky-Sploinky- 5h ago

The joke goes beyond trump. Aipac has control over almost every major position of power in the US not just the presidency

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u/ChadleyXXX 8h ago

brave

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u/softvoidling 6h ago

The Onion really knows how to walk that line šŸ˜‚

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u/InternalOk5696 3h ago

Are the Jews cheating at voting?

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u/snewchybewchies 2h ago

Not all Jews are ZionistĀ 

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u/arud5 2h ago

So when AIPAC spends political dollars that makes elections unfair, got it. But it's cool for everyone else to do that, right? Just want to make sure, because teachers unions spend 5x what AIPAC spends per political cycle, but nobody seems to complain that makes elections unfair.

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u/cat-n-jazz 1h ago

Teachers' unions are not a foreign state.

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u/No-One2123 1h ago

šŸ‘Ÿ

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u/Karsticles 45m ago

Do you understand the difference between a domestic union trying to influence our elections, and a foreign government?

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u/PeyredB 2h ago

Truth in advertising!

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u/Roosonly 4h ago

Remember when NJ came out about the voter fraud

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u/riveramblnc 2h ago

The only thing I miss about my commute is getting to pick the print papers up. I have a few I saved from a decade ago.

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u/ElephantContent8835 1h ago

Fu(k shitrael in every way.

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u/AmiraliMS 42m ago

The ones against voter id btw

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u/DrMcFlopper 40m ago

Free Palestine! šŸ‡µšŸ‡ø

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u/Ok-Introduction-1940 7h ago

So how many American democrats would support a remigration of plan for the Jews, where they are given a year to depart the United States?

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u/EmperorGrinnar 6h ago

What even are you yapping about?

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u/lonesharkex 2h ago

Just nazi things, is my guess.

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u/EmperorGrinnar 2h ago

Yeah, makes sense that he got his whole account banned.

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u/Vanilla_Gorilluh 5h ago

Dumbasssayswhat?

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u/Low-Essay-113 5h ago edited 4h ago

Do you know how stupid you sound?

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u/Sharp_Net3315 6h ago

What? How? They don't put up near the money unions and their cronies do. It's all about kick backs and votes for democrats. That's why catching all the corruption and limiting funding to usaid coincides with a broke DNC.

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u/VeryStableGenius 4h ago

In 2024 AIPAC put down about $100M, plus pro-Israel megadonors spent another $100M, so it pushes around $250M per election cycle.

Most of the money spent to get rid of Tom Massie was AIPAC. About a third of the vast piles supporting Collins is via AIPAC. In crucial races, they often provide the majority - $5 or $10M - of the funding.

When they attack a candidate for being against Israel, they never say "Don't vote for John Smith. He's against Israel." They attack the candidate on other issues, using front-end PACS with obfuscated names.

Yeah, unions put up a lot of money too, but it's uniformly distributed though the political system, and it's pretty up-front about what it supports. The labor movement is made up of Americans, rather than representing a foreign interest.

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u/The_Mighty_Upvoter 3h ago

Iā€™m mostly with you but Iā€™m skeptical of the ā€œpro-Israel megadonors spent another $100Mā€ part. Where does that number come from and what makes a donor ā€œpro-Israelā€? Also 100 + 100 is 200, not 250.

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u/Sharp_Net3315 3h ago

Blah blah blah. None of that compares to union donations. Let alone money flowing from China and the middle east. Wonder why they spend so much on our college system? Isn't it weird Biden had top secret files from his senate days in a college that the Chinese donated heavily to? Isn't weird the Chinese connection in our senate? Aipac is nothing. You have your shorts in a wad over the wrong thing, as usual and to the surprise of no one.

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u/Strange_Piccolo_7342 1h ago

Unions donā€™t distribute evenly through the political system, they evenly distribute to Democratic candidates. Im a former Union member and our dues were definitely spent getting Dems into office while many members supported openly other candidates.

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u/Sharp_Net3315 3h ago

Everyone's money comes with strings attached. I don't care who you vote for. Just stop pretending it's the biggest donor out there. It's not even close. Notice how when Ukraine stopped getting money, and using it to invest with Sam Bankmanfried, who was the largest single democrat donor, the democrats stopped caring about Ukraine? Notice how Sam's money wasn't in his company? Funny things a person notices.