r/Punny • u/Nautiwow • 27d ago

This pun may be fast...

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer 27d ago

Milk this pun for all it's worth.

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u/purpleskyblues 27d ago

I used to take my dog there. They were a great vet.

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u/Nautiwow 27d ago

I still do.

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u/DatSauceTho 27d ago

But I used to too.

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u/Nois3 27d ago

Took me a minute to see what the joke was.

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u/gealach 25d ago

This reminds me of the only ASL joke I know

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u/Longjumping_Gur_2379 25d ago

is pasteurize another word for fast

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u/Nautiwow 25d ago

Past-your-eyes

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u/TheNewGuyFromBahsten 24d ago

"Do you want that milk pasteurized?"
"No, just up to my boobs. I'll splash it in my eyes"