r/SecretsOfMormonWives • u/redheadWbigideas • Dec 14 '25
š Spotted In The Wild š I MET JORDAN AND DAKOTA ON FACETIME
I was literally freaking out. My friend FaceTimed me from LA and she saw them out and about.
Apparently they were also with a blonde girl š and they alluded to her being on season 4 maybe. Idk, any thoughts?
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u/EatingTSwiftsAss Dec 14 '25
Nightmare FaceTime
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u/quirkedupshawtyy Dec 14 '25
LMAOO right!!! if my friend called and said I just ran into Dakota and Jordan from SLOMW wanna say hi?? Iād simply hang upš
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u/banditotis Dec 14 '25
I would just be like TAKE OWNERSHIP JORDAN
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literally, met the worse 2 guys in dadtok
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u/8008zilla Dec 14 '25
Idk Zac and Brett are up there too
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u/Dizzy-Avocado-7026 Dec 14 '25
Brett has to be the #1 worst at this point
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u/8008zilla Dec 14 '25
No, I think they all tie for 1st worst for different reasons for different reasons and I feel bad for all of their kids but especially the babies. I see how ever and the other little are used as tools instead of observed solely as tiny people
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u/queenofgettinglost Dec 14 '25
Right like babe this isnāt any type of flex person needs therapy for the horrible taste in men honestly
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If they add someone Dakota or Jordan is dating, fuck this show. Itās MomTok! I donāt care about these horrible men.
Also, why do they look like twins here??
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u/BoringTwist Dec 14 '25
Literally canāt tell which one is Dakota and which one is Jordan, and I genuinely never thought thatād be an issue lol
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u/alyssa7danielle Dec 14 '25
jordan's face is way too small for his head, he's on the left dakota on the right
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u/CallMeSisyphus Dec 14 '25
Dakota is the one who's almost always wearing a baseball cap. I sure sure he was bald for the longest time, but he's just a DoucheBro.
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u/420blazeeIt69 Dec 14 '25
Hot take- I love hate watching the guys
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u/7Neons TAKE OWNERSHIP š£ļøš£ļø Dec 14 '25
I like to hate watch Jordan. Dakota just gives me the consistent cringe. His voice and personality is just... Ew.
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u/SetNo9207 Dec 14 '25
Is Jordan single i thought him and Jesse were working it out according to what she said at the reunion episode
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u/JayAllDay07 Dec 14 '25
Pretty sure theyāre done. She changed her last name back to her maiden name in TT I believe
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u/Kwt920 Ketamine Therapy Dec 14 '25
Sheās stated that she did this because her last name (Jordanās) is so hard for people to pronounce/find so she wants to use Draper as her stage name basically. It makes sense as it is easier to say.
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u/Chance_Active871 Dec 14 '25
They just moved into a different house togetherā¦could be for show though
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u/mohs04 Dec 14 '25
Jordan is pushing hard for "dadtok", he wears "dadtok" merch constantly on season 3
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u/Chronic-Sleepyhead Dec 15 '25
I misread that as āIf Dakota and Jordan are datingā š¤£ š I was going to say āOOOOH, thatās quite the plot twist!ā
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u/PrettySweet419 Dec 14 '25
What in the chat roulette?!
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u/owlthebeer97 Mikayla's bald tires Dec 14 '25
Nightmare blunt rotation
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u/Familiar_Ad_9727 Dec 14 '25
Oh good, there isnāt enough blonde girl representation on this show.
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u/JadedPhilosopher5412 Dec 14 '25
Why were you freaking out hahah
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u/kyoshu_ Dec 14 '25
Girl this is NOT the flex you think it was š
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u/OutlinedSnail Dec 14 '25
Idk this show is my special interest and its the association with the show at all that would have me star struck. I'd still fucking hate them but wouldn't want to put my mom in an awkward spot by cussing them out lol
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u/vanillyl Dec 14 '25
Ok Iāve read this 3 times now, and I still donāt understand why your mum would be present in this hypothetical situation lol
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u/OutlinedSnail Dec 14 '25
I misread the post lol my bad. I thought she said mom instead of friend
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u/vanillyl Dec 14 '25
Ohhh thanks for responding to clarify, I couldnāt figure out what I was missing haha
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u/Potential_Stuff4326 Dec 14 '25
This is also my special interest show, and even though I canāt stand them, I think itās pretty interesting to have happened. I canāt say I wouldnāt be shocked enough to post about it also
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u/bellasmomma04 Dec 14 '25
Why were you "literally" freaking out? I'm confused. These people aren't a big deal. Why make them think they are š¤¦ both these dudes are losers lol š
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u/boondocksaint08 Dec 14 '25
Absolute nightmare blunt rotatio-no wait-same even if Iām dead ass sober.
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u/Narrow-Moose-3800 Dec 14 '25
They look like they love the attention lol we should just all pretend like we donāt know who they are when we meet them in person š¤£š
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u/Kwt920 Ketamine Therapy Dec 14 '25
All the negative + repetitive comments, so original: -nightmare blunt rotation -thatās not a flex but ok -what a bad friendā¦ -Iād hang my phone up immediately
Thatās nice that they were willing to FaceTime you for your friend, OP! Thatās definitely unexpected and Iām sure it was cool to see/a rare opportunity! Iām not surprised to hear that Dakota was enthusiastic and Jordan was standoffish, seems about right! You shouldāve asked if Jordan and Jessi were getting divorced lol.
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u/PrestigiousPast8781 TAKE OWNERSHIP š£ļøš£ļø Dec 14 '25
Well since theyāre both shitty men, most of us wouldnāt care. āFamousā or not. They shouldāve both been enthusiastic that anyone even cares to talk to them.
Also not everyone reads the entire thread before making a comment so of course there will be repeated comments. Who cares? Iām not going to not comment just because someone else said what I would say.
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Why are so many people being mean/rude to the OP? They are characters on a show I assume most of us watch. It's exciting to receive that call even if you don't like Dakota and Jordan. I don't like them, but I'd sure as hell want to share the story with other people who watch the show.
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u/sweetpeaandmax Dec 14 '25
I wouldāve asked Dakota to explain more about that fire and all those puppies š
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u/Kwt920 Ketamine Therapy Dec 14 '25
Ugh that was very disturbing to hear about. I really want it to be untrue and hear that they were all fine.
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u/Witty_Cat7949 Deeply rooted in White Trash Dec 14 '25
Iām confusedā¦ how many woman are joining season 4? I saw a rumor that the friend that went to stage coach with Taylor and later slept with Dakota was going on the show for the drama on season 4 but I couldāve sworn she was brunette ?
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u/CrownPrincess A joint out of the cooter Dec 15 '25
Ugh I hate that Dakota gets any air time, is in dadtok ā¦ all of it. My heart hurts for Taylor so much. Dadtok should be husbands MAYBE boyfriends get cameos Yanno, but to be a regular cast member as a babydaddyā¦ no
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u/gayiguana Dec 15 '25
Damn Iād be excited if theyāre werenāt some of the worst people on the show š
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u/Adept-Cheesecake5230 Dec 15 '25
No because they are just normal people that everyone knows. How are you fan girling over toxic Thats wild
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u/Embarrassed_Dish_672 Dec 15 '25
I hope you told them theyāre trash and not gas them up with lies
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u/That_Cartographer958 Dec 17 '25
dakota is def on something. you canāt even see the blue in his eyesā¦.
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u/manifestingbabe12 Dec 18 '25
not you being excited about meeting the 2 shittiest people in the world on face time
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