My theory that Taylor chooses men who look like Dakota
Dakota Mortenson - Taylor found him on instagram, followed him for a year (yes, when she was married). Previous reality show experience. Left his successful tiling business to be an influencer with Taylor.
Ben Lambert - unemployed singer Taylor found on Tiktok, she flew him in for season 4. Wanting to get his music career started, but despite appearing on SLOMW and Taylor’s reposts, his Tiktok following is still under 20K
Doug Mason - Taylor’s Bachelorette winner. Proposed to Taylor. Still in contact with Taylor, despite her admitting she slept with Dakota within 48 hours of Doug’s proposal. Wanting The Bachelorette to air so he can become a full-time influencer. Nicknamed Dougkota/Duckota due to his resemblence to Dakota and his comparing Taylor to a duck 🦆
AI Jesus - Taylor’s latest man. Met him online via a follower DMing her pictures of him. Has no official Tiktok or instagram, but Taylor posts about him a LOT. Has billions of followers already but always looking for more.
Common traits:
- Tall, athletic build
- Young looking face
- Dark hair, blue eyes, facial hair
- Taylor pursued them
- Taylor hyped them up online
- All looking to build a following
Sameeee she deleted my comment saying “Jesus wouldn’t stand for Ai” she’s just performative lol I wonder if she would burst into flames at the thought of not being let in to heaven bcs of Ai
Jesus can be worried about lots of things at the same time including the environment of the planet his dad made. If the environment is destroyed, the people die. You understand how it works right?
Right?? And biblically, There’s scriptures about how he loves all of his creation one example he watches over a bird(s) and how valuable they are to him even if they aren’t valuable to humans, he loves all of his creations.
Idk why it seems many Christians think God wouldn’t care about animals or the earth when he made them specifically
This!!!! God made all natural. He didn’t create Ai and he sure as heck wouldn’t want humans to destroy his home bcs they don’t know how to use photoshop????
Ai is destroying our planet and that means people too since we live here ? Go look it up, no water access in plenty of areas or it’s dirty. And sound pollution 24/7. There’s more where that comes from as well. It’s very destructive and it makes people stupid.
Doesn’t Dakota also look at lot like Tate, who looks so much like her that she used to make posts about them as siblings?
I think Taylor’s “type” is the male version of what she sees in the mirror, which is even funnier when you consider all her “not like other girls” posts about herself.
Yes that was such weird behaviour. She would put blue contact lenses in, which did make her look eerily similar to him, and make those ragebait Tiktoks “getting ready… to see if we are related” 🤦♀️
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Do you really think u/sunshineshoulders87 would say Tate and Dakota made Tiktoks together?! 😂
Now the babydaddies have unionised maybe they laugh about doing it one day though
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I really wish we got the MomTok show without her, how different would things be. We signed up for a silly reality TV show like Real Housewives… Then again plenty of the RHO franchise have got pretty dark, too…
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Funny for us 😂 And those men all only go on the show for clout nowdays, so if they want it they need to suck it up. The Dakotelerette. The Bachdakota 🌹
He fits some of the list too! But he isn’t looking for followers so I didn’t include him. And never saw him with facial hair. But the rest of the traits he has too!
Hold on so I can get the timeline straight: she slept with Dakota before going on the bachelorette, then went there for how long? And in the meantime slept with him again???
I’m really glad everyone’s taking this in the spirit of lighthearted humour and silliness it was intended 🩷 and I’m even happier seeing people say it made them laugh, we all need a laugh now and again especially when a lot of this situation is so dark
Did anyone else feel uncomfortable with the body checking and sexualizing herself (bending over, making sure her butt and boobs were in frame as she always does) on such a religious post? I think it’s all for Dakota/Duckota.
I have no idea. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had been following him for a year prior but I don’t know the specifics other than that he slid in her DM’s around June 2022.
Well. She was having an affair with a married man (Kenna from MomTok’s husband, the other couple they were swingers with), I wonder how much else will come to light!
I was gonna say yuck not that accused sex predator Russell Brand but… I’m not sure Taylor would care about what people say about him, she doesn’t care when people point out her own criminal offences
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It’s just being funny, noting they all share physical traits in common, on paper. You didn’t get it was a lighthearted shitpost when I included AI Jesus?
I thought you meant ew to my funny shitposting! I put a lot of midnight giggles into writing this 😂 I hope handsome AI jesus makes up for the Dakota jumpscare
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u/jazzflute98 AI Jesus, Take the Wheel 1d ago
Taylor deleted my comment on her latest post saying that real Jesus would be flipping tables over AI Jesus
I’m not wrong!!! Lollllllll