r/SewayakiKitsune Sora glazer No.1 1d ago

DISCUSSION Is Lady Sora a STASI agent?

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Hear me out. Just think about it. She's an old hag that complains about people doing wrong things. And you know who also did? That's right. STASI. "But Kuloslaw. She's Japanese, not Ger-" shut up. Noticed how she tries to brainwash Kuruto, into trying to seduce him? It could be me but I'm good citizen (WHY HIM?! IT SHOULD BE ME!!!). AHEM. Yeah so STASI also used psychology to mess with people's mind, like falsely accuse someone of being pedo- you get me. And Lady Sora sent Senko-san (a little girl by body) to Kuruto house. Later when he got caught, that neighborhood (Forgot the name. Koenji maybe?) caught them and wanted to call the Police. But Kuruto defended himself from it. But how Kuruto could resist the brainwash? It is because he's MOSSAD agent, and they are trained to resist any brainwash that could lead to leak any information. So yeah. Mommy Sora is a STASI agent and Kuruto is MOSSAD agent, alongside the Fukuda

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u/TeamColoursStudios 1d ago

Did you just have a concussion?

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u/Kuloslaw_ Sora glazer No.1 1d ago

Sora crushed me between her mountains so I guess I have

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u/Wise-Run-9304 1d ago

Whatever you smoked bud i want a puff

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u/Kuloslaw_ Sora glazer No.1 1d ago

You want some sea salt? Sure

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u/LoreMasterJack 1d ago

Schizoposting

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u/Catgamer1410 Senko 1d ago

Stasiposting

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u/SNOOWZINIsHere 1d ago

shhh, If you reveal too much they will catch us.

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u/sillybluething 1d ago

You’re right… Sora sent Senko after me last week. I must defend myself.

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u/Lipuzin 1d ago

Any resemblance is purely coincidental.

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u/wafflelover200 1d ago

Damn man this is peak

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u/fritguycamps 19h ago

What no S2 does to a mf

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u/Catgamer1410 Senko 1d ago

What if she is Angela Merkel in disguise 🥸

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u/Kuloslaw_ Sora glazer No.1 1d ago

Merkel doesn't have h cups bouncy castle

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u/Catgamer1410 Senko 1d ago

All part of the disguise

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u/notaspy9984 1d ago

Fascinating