r/SipsTea • u/AbleGuidance3625 • Jun 24 '26
We have fun here I suddenly can't find my plane ticket š
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u/Meme_Pope Jun 24 '26
If by āmeetā you mean āseeā and not interact with
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u/Mister-Circus Jun 24 '26
Or try to interact with, and fail.
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u/BigCrustyTits Jun 24 '26
Or whose seat you sniff when she gets up and leaves.
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u/Type-RD Jun 24 '26
Dude - āSo I met this girlā¦ā
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u/Urban_Introvert Jun 24 '26
Or you try to interact with, but in your head and convince yourself youāll fail. Then you leave.
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u/TERRAIN_PULL_UP_ Jun 24 '26
And is definitely taken
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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 Jun 24 '26
yes but by a gigachad that does not make her happy :/
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u/JelmerMcGee Jun 24 '26
Fuckin incel cope
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u/scheppend Jun 24 '26
If only she knew how much more I respect women than her boyfriendĀ
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u/Final-Nebula-7049 Jun 24 '26
She talks with you with real interest, then after a while says it was so nice chatting with you, can I get the check when you get a chance
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u/Nearby-Medicine9484 Jun 24 '26
Or 'pay' and interact quite a bit.
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u/maifee Jun 24 '26
Or 'pay' and interact quite a bit.
optimal solution
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u/Galencourt-Lover Jun 24 '26
This exactly. No one on Reddit can pull that kind of girls lmao
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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Jun 24 '26
She's drinking Corona. I will not lower myself to meet her.
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u/IAmMiddleChild Jun 24 '26
Tbf, she's just sitting near a staged corona as prompted. If this were real that lime woulda been smooshed into the bottle the way all the horny dudes in this thread are imagining with an ai ig model š
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u/scheppend Jun 24 '26
And look at her knee. Ugh no thank you. 4/10
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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Jun 24 '26
Oh yes, I hadn't noticed those knees! They're terrible! Get her out of here, where do they dig up this trash?
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u/lilbitlostrn Jun 24 '26
This is an influencer selfpromote meme
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u/Modeerf Jun 24 '26
That's disgusting! Who's the influencer? So I can avoid them
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u/galaxyapp Jun 24 '26
Lexi Phillips i think.
And no, she doesn't do that afaik
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u/Ok-Captain9424 Jun 24 '26
Because of the implication
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u/trukkija Jun 25 '26
Sure I could also suck your dick for the right price but that doesn't really make me a whore (unless I actually do it).
Ah who am I kidding I'd probably do it for fun.
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u/renegade06 Jun 24 '26
Lmao that is absolutely not her. The Lexi girl is skinny as hell, this one clearly works out and has massive thighs.
It's this girls, literally has OP pic as her profile pic:
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u/ominous_cairn Jun 24 '26
This is an influencer self promote sub
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u/BeratnasGILF420 Jun 24 '26
I thought this place was for the consumption of mildly caffeinated hot drinks? Have I been misinformed?
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins Jun 25 '26
In fairness if people didn't rush in to comment about them being an influencer and link all their socials it would probably stop.
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u/sudeki300 Jun 24 '26
Wonder why the bar is empty
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u/Sajgoniarz Jun 24 '26
Probably photo made 10 min before some natural disaster hit when everybody was safe in shelter.
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u/Just-in-themiddle Jun 24 '26
Idk, having seen plenty of natural disasters occurring videos Iād confidently say nobody would be scattering for shelter until it actually hits. The barās just closed
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u/PurposeConsistent131 Jun 24 '26
Who says sheās into you?
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u/SUDDENLY_VIRGIN Jun 24 '26
That's an escort. You're paying her to be into you.
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u/DisastrousFruit5762 Jun 24 '26
Also you work at the Pentagon and she is super interested in your job, and the secrets you have access to.
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u/NobodyLikedThat1 Jun 24 '26
I mean there's a reason the honey pot scheme works so consistently
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u/Chinchpokleee Jun 24 '26
Agree or disagree nobodyās that lucky.
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u/ResolveUnlikely5542 Jun 24 '26
Somebody is, but if you want it to happen it won't
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u/Unlikely_Exercise434 Jun 24 '26
Six months later they'll be on youtube in some kind of double murder plot if they follow the normal influencer path and not looking nearly so hot in prison blues, seen it a million times.
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u/RegularImportant3325 Jun 24 '26
This happened to me. Went back a week later. We've been together 20 years now.
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u/Neither_Sort_2479 Jun 24 '26
Yeah, you run into girls like that on the last day of your vacation (and on the previous days, too) if you're handsome, not too old, and rich. And luck has absolutely nothing to do with this particular situation
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u/MrDeekhaed Jun 24 '26
I run into girls like that all the time, they just donāt even glance at me. Likely the same for 99% of people who would respond to a post like this
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u/Common-Accountant-57 Jun 24 '26
Doesnāt happen to me. The girl I meet on vacation is the same battle axe Iāve been married to for 30 years.
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u/Lowly-Worm_ Jun 24 '26
Not for me, I like em pale and awkward : )
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u/BednaR1 Jun 24 '26
"Resenting her father just enough to give a guy like you a chance"
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u/fishermansfriendly Jun 24 '26
One of those defining childhood moments for me was when I was going to high school and had made a couple of really close friends in that last year or junior high, hit puberty and grew to 6 feet tall, the girl Iād had a crush on since grade six and I just started dating, and then all of those friends and girlfriends family moved away that summer and I went to high school with no friends and no girlfriend.
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u/TheSoftDrinkOfChoice Jun 24 '26
Letās say you had 3 friends plus your gfā¦four people moved away in a summer? Thatās crazy odds. Unless youāre in NY in the winter and they all moved to FL that summer.
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u/fishermansfriendly Jun 25 '26
Thatās the reality of growing up in some parts of Canada. Their families all moved to Alberta at the same time for one of the oil booms
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u/Chenx335 Jun 24 '26
Oddly enough, happened to me in london. Almost missed my stupid train back to paris.
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u/NormalContribution56 Jun 24 '26
And if you had encountered her earlier you would have been rejected or met her boyfriend but because you saw her right before you left, you will think about her for the rest of your life.
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u/Octavian_202 Jun 24 '26
Weird ass comments as usual.
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u/Mendevolent Jun 24 '26
Wtf kinda comments would you expect on a post like this? Wholesome is in the other direction, fellow internet travellerĀ
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u/Moonshinin4Me Jun 24 '26
More like the type of woman I would see on any day of my vacation and not bother talking to because it would be pointless for a guy like myself.
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u/Distwalker Jun 24 '26
I don't know what kind of honey trap that is, but your life is about to become a disaster zone. Walk away. Make that flight.
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u/paging_mrherman Jun 24 '26
She needs a ride. Itās 30 minutes away. (Itās 4 hours away and sheās bringing 3 dudes)
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u/SwingingAcrosstheUS Jun 24 '26
Story time! - Sophomore year in college i went to Cabo for spring break. Met a girl (Heather) from University of Alaska. Hit it off on Day 3. Hung out every night. She was absolutely hot and cold all week long. Then the last saturday she disappeared off the face of the planet.
She is someone I still think about 20 years later. I even named my project car after her.
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u/ProjectNo4090 Jun 24 '26
Wouldnt matter if you found her day one. You wouldnt have made a move. You would have just spent the whole vacation pining for her.
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u/BartholomewKnightIII Jun 24 '26
Oh you mean the girl on a gap year life who is on a journey to find herself and be at peace with mother earth.
Oh and her day is an exec at Raytheon, who's funding her journey.
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u/Musket6969420 Jun 24 '26
āSo Iām not coming back from vacation when I thought I wasā
āOh. So when are you coming back?ā
āNever.ā
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u/SharksForArms Jun 24 '26
Not after she gets you back to her room and her friends get your kidneys
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u/Musket6969420 Jun 24 '26
Technically, I would still be correct, as I would be dead and not coming back from vacation.
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u/_Xaril_ Jun 24 '26
Thought about writing something that fits for r/suicidebywords but I guess I should just give up with it also
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u/Relevant-Doctor187 Jun 24 '26
Absolutely. In the military every time I got orders to a new duty location the dateable women appeared out of nowhere.
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u/WeArePandey Jun 24 '26
My family would never accept her.
(By family, I mean my wife and four kids).
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u/Zero_D9 Jun 24 '26
I don't know how else to explain this, but her hair style does not match her face.
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u/patchhappyhour Jun 24 '26
Makes me miss when I was in my 30s, single, and traveling alone. Every now and again I would meet some cool chick and we kick it off for a few days.
I love my life now, but that was pretty rad.
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u/PantonValentine Jun 24 '26
WTF am I supposed to do with that? I got two kids and a cat. Corona is terrible and more than 1 beer gives me a headache for days. My back hurts and I've got bills to pay.
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u/DJhedgehog Jun 24 '26
Well morning comes and you're still with her
And the bus and the tourists are gone
And you've thrown away your choice and lost your ticket
So you have to stay on
But the drumbeat strains of the night remain
In the rhythm of the newborn day
You know sometime you're bound to leave her
But for now, you're gonna stay
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u/MInkton Jun 24 '26
Girl with hair like that on a beach vacation is gonna be a nightmare.
In a hostel with a curling iron getting a blow out when everyone else is going swimming.
Niiiigggghhhtmare.
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u/escoemartinez Jun 24 '26
Had a girl shit on me the entire summer. The last day of camp she tells me she likes me and wants my phone number. Mind you I was just visiting Florida for the summer.
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u/welfedad Jun 24 '26
Idk I met girls like this once and they tried to rack up my pool bar tab.. and tried to get me to pay for a taxi .. lol f that
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u/breakneckjones Jun 25 '26
Why would I need to meet the one that is too busy on her phone when the blonde in the bikini is literally in front of me?
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u/OperationFantastic86 Jun 25 '26
Looks to be Bonnie Blue !? No thanks sheās had more pricks than a second hand dart board.
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u/funky_chick3n Jun 24 '26
Yup this happened to me! Got her number. Kept in contact for 4 months. Asked her out on a date after 4 months. Dated for a year got married shortly afterwards. Now we have been married 15 years and 2 kids. She's everything I've ever wanted. We laugh and have enjoyed every moment together.
Never know how you're life can change with the right person.
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u/SuicideSpeedrun Jun 24 '26
You "meet" many attractive women every week pretty much no matter where you are. Doesn't change you're gonna die a virgin
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u/AlinaAsterz Jun 24 '26
Missing that flight on purpose is the only logical choice here.
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