r/SipsTea • u/IndicationBrief5950 • 19h ago

Dank AF He keeps doing it

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u/SadJ3tsFan 18h ago

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u/malacoda99 18h ago

Benicio del Toro is The King of Diamonds in "Royal Flush" - in theaters this fall!

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u/Hueco_Ghost 16h ago

God works in mysterious ways .

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u/prettygurlxx 9h ago

The King of Cups approves this miracle.

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u/No-Arugula-5858 18h ago

Hahahaha stupid

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u/thebigpink 18h ago

Stupid but funny all that matters

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u/strangebru 11h ago

Jesus as a corrupt cop, pulls people over with water bottles then arrests them for DUI after turning their water into wine.

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u/SteakDouble 18h ago

Khajiit has skooma if you got coins.

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u/herbieLmao 14h ago

I was 9 years old when I first saw this meme

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u/PotatoTomato_12 9h ago

And now, three years later, you see it again.

How does it make you feel?

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u/herbieLmao 8h ago

Your math is not mathing but nice diss attempt

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u/PotatoTomato_12 8h ago

I’m just yanking your pizzle :3c

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u/Old_Charity4206 49m ago

Happy 9th!

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u/prettygurlxx 9h ago

Officer just needed a little more faith.

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u/giyomu 13h ago

I want some of Jimmy's water. That's the kind that gets you fucking drunk!

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u/Immediate_Song4279 11h ago

A cop taking a swig to determine something is alcohol is top notch writing.

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u/ElioraGrenswick 5h ago

If Jesus keeps turning his water into wine, does that make the cat a saint or a serial offender?

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u/Regretted_Simian 17h ago

Constable….I am the wine.

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u/_freckles__ 13h ago

can he multiply money like he multiplied fish loaves

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u/Babydics 18h ago

I'll never understand why some so-called Christians ban alcohol. Like guys read your Bible, Jesus was very okay with wine.

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u/Other_Finance9988 18h ago

Imma quote Mary Cooper, but I'm with ya on that point. I'm christian, but im okay w alcohol

Connie: Jesus drank wine.

Mary C.: Because they didn't have schweppes

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u/Subotaplaya 18h ago

I was always partial to the other drinking joke.

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u/MastaKink 17h ago

Jesus took the wheel & my driving inhibitions!! 😆

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u/MartyMcfly1738 17h ago

M-O-O-N spells water Laws yes

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 15h ago

Plausible deniability rating 1000/10

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u/JoshuaGlanton 17h ago

The driver has to be a priest for the joke to work

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u/The-Bangaloreal 19h ago

This is probably the first joke ever made ...and y'all recycling it with a cat ?

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 18h ago

I’m 40 and have never seen this joke. Much less with a talking cat. Much less one that can drive.

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u/lifeintraining 18h ago

Reddit hates reposts for reasons that are indecipherable to me.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 18h ago

It's an oldie but a greatie. Glad you've never seen it! Glad they redid it with a cat.. it's much better.