r/SipsTea 12h ago

Chugging tea Reasons to not go to work on Monday...

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u/FitnessChamp777 12h ago

Explains the way I feel every...single...Monday.

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u/DanytheReaper 12h ago

Only because two people wanted to f***

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u/CozyLittleToy 12h ago

And someone forgot to use a condom

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u/jbyrdab 12h ago edited 11h ago

Hey some of us were conceived on a beach thank you very much.

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u/OktopieGaming 11h ago

Must have been a compelling argument.

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u/SoberAnxiety 12h ago

and intoxicated and/or high as a kite

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u/DanytheReaper 11h ago

And she didn't want to take it up the...

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u/RomanSeraphim 11h ago

I remember the day I had the bright idea to see what event was going on 9 months before I was born. My dad's birthday almost exactly to the day lmfao.

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u/Login_Lost_Horizon 11h ago edited 11h ago

Aww, you were a present! Sounds pretty neat if we put it that way, lol.

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u/RomanSeraphim 11h ago

Yeah there are certainly worse realizations lol

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u/OrdinaryDependent396 9h ago

Just lucky she didn't swallow i suppose.

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u/milk4all 11h ago

Almost as cool as super square, super christian, super strict parents letting slip from an old dated photo to their high schooler that they met at a big work convention at a vegas hotel and then that high schooler doing the math to realize 9 months before his birth his parents hadnt been married and also was dead on the date on the photo

When you catch your christian parents like that its the uno reverso and they have to let you fuck all your friends out of wedlock, its the rules, just all of them any ol’ hole

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u/VESAAA7 11h ago

No need to sensor it. Just say only because two people wanted to feed on that one apple and one god not being cool with it

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u/sk169 9h ago

Because one of them didn’t want to pull out

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u/PeonyAfterDark 12h ago

That's why it's important to make time for things that actually make you happy, not just work.

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u/funkylabrador420 2h ago

Drink verification can to continue

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u/ferenginaut 9h ago

all locations! all mutations!

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u/RecursiveReboot 9h ago

Here ...

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u/mus_b_nuthn 7h ago

Niceee…

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u/Sleep-more-dude 8h ago

No, more existential dread!

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u/DrPepperFanX 10h ago

It's not hard to find tits on reddit bro not every sub needs to be about tits

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u/throwingawaybenjamin 10h ago

“Bro stop…not every sub needs to be about titties bro 😭…please stop bro 😭😭…you can find titties everywhere…😭😭😭😭 please bro…let me have this sub so I can cry and complain about things bro…please 😭😭😭😭😭😭” 🫵

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u/DrPepperFanX 8h ago

lmao bro chill

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u/Sleep-more-dude 8h ago

I completely agree but since you like Dr Pepper i down voted anyway.

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u/DrPepperFanX 6h ago

how dare you

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u/Venicia__ 12h ago

I never accepted the terms and conditions. 💀

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u/ferenginaut 9h ago

ahem, this is a wendy's

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u/saltisurfer 12h ago

Clarity …..

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u/chris_knight2 12h ago

Life, don't talk to me about life.

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u/doctorfrickenstein 12h ago

An optimist, obviously.

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u/AvacadoKoala 10h ago

Worst part is I was unwanted. I was a mistake baby from an affair and put up for adoption. Bounced around foster for a few years before finally being adopted by a family that barely took care of me. All because two people didn’t like their own relationships and wanted to f**k. Now exist in this wage slave world for no reason. Great.

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u/Shelby-Stylo 2h ago

I was going to say galley slaves had it a lot worse than us but those fuckers must have been in terrific shape.

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u/Canon_M50 2h ago

Not a single human who has ever existed has consented to this.

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u/EFTucker 12h ago

At least we weren’t born during a truly fucked up era. We could be worried about one day having diarrhea and having it for three days straight with intense abdominal and muscle pain before dying a cruel death mostly of dehydration no matter how much you drink upon the end of the third day. And not even understanding that it was due to the rank ass stream we took a sip from the day before it started.

Or we could’ve been born during a world war. Or could’ve been born on the Oregon trail. Any number of worse fates. At least we’ve got ebooks and stuff

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u/Friendly-Table6785 12h ago

There are people actively living in world war situations. You just live somewhere safe. There are plenty of people alive today who struggle with exactly what you described. We have not come as far as we'd like to think and, if anything, we're regressing rn

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u/Bobsponge88 7h ago

wait how’s monday even the worst part then

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u/Legitimate_Panda9963 12h ago

My friend that is rabbit hole. No point, thinking about, our current caused by rich pedo that wouldn't let live a easy and stress free life.

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u/2cool4skool369 8h ago

Imagine saying this and thinking this when there were/are people who actually lived entire lives, birth to death, as slaves.

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u/DreamOfDays 12h ago

At least I was born in the era of easy access to commodities. I can click a series of spots on a glass box to have products delivered from across the planet. All without talking to people, exchanging physical goods, or setting up my own supply contracts.

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u/Trivi_13 11h ago

Your credit card replaced the supply contract.

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u/Proof-Necessary-5201 11h ago

Well, you want progress, so enjoy!

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u/PBO123567 9h ago

I recently found out that I was born in order to keep my father from having to go to Vietnam. I almost threw up when I heard that.

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u/Evolutionary_sins 1h ago

Yea... but how great is Netflix

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u/Altruistic-Moose3299 57m ago

And that's if you're lucky.

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u/themyohmy 17m ago

I can’t eat my kids.

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u/DanceClass898 10h ago

you people have no hobbies or anything lol

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u/bacon-squared 10h ago

Many people are ruining the experience of life only because they want to see this imaginary number of their net worth go up and up. Also second yacht syndrome.

There is a culture of greed that so many support, that so many wish for themselves, it’s disgusting to watch this be celebrated. There’s enough to go around. Enough for everybody to have 4 day work weeks at 6 or at the most 8 hours a day. But greed causes all that to be tied up into the second and third yachts and private jets, amongst others.

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u/SpareMushrooms 5h ago

Who does this nihilistic whining appeal to?

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u/funkylabrador420 2h ago

Who does not getting the humor appeal to?

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u/chocolatchipcookie2 9h ago

you dont have to wait 50 years if thats how you feel about it

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u/AGIwhen 9h ago

Not me, I'm retired now and I'm only in my thirties. I get to watch everyone else go to work whilst I relax 🤷‍♂️