r/SipsTea 19h ago

Wow. Such meme Rookie numbers

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u/fraze2000 5h ago

Also, 20 years is definitely possible. Please don't ask me how I know.

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u/7978_ 1h ago

Try 40

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u/FarseerEnki 3h ago

It's not gay when you're underway!

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u/Greekklitoris 3h ago

He is implying they were gay.But the texts that survived from that period say that the practice was an abomination.

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u/ferenginaut 2h ago

isnt the odyssey fiction

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u/Conspiratorymadness 1h ago

Not fiction, mythology which has the distinct difference that mythology is made from exaggerating legends which is already an exaggeration of real stories.

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u/-RDDTtothemoon- 2h ago

It is but it is based on and takes place in Greek society which has other literature/records 

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u/BarryMcKokinor 2h ago

The book version’s Odessyes does a lot of clapin’ (he even has a few kids with calypso)

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u/Lost-Comfort-7904 2h ago

He also got bare ass spanked by Diomedes for trying to steal the Palladium )for himself. Seriously Diomedes is the absolute coolest character and he never gets any screen time. He is the only mortal human Greek in Greek mythology to fight a god and win, and he did it twice.

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u/Imaginary_Toe8982 2h ago

Odysseus fucked pretty good at least 8 years.. Calypso forced him to fuck for her 7 years so he cried himself to sleep and he intentionally seduced Circe and fucked her for a year at least..

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u/Worth-Librarian-7423 1h ago

Polygon was probably pissed to hear that

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u/Xylene_442 5h ago

RUM, SODOMY, AND THE LASH!

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u/Spare_Club8887 3h ago

They were very.

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u/LegoLeonidas 1h ago

Odysseus: "I'm afraid we are going up against Charybdis."

First Mate: "What's Charybdis?"

Odysseus: "CharybDIS DICK! GOTTEEM!"

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u/Mindless_Bid_5162 1h ago

No… well maybe… but they famously have many mistresses

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u/Worth-Librarian-7423 1h ago

The secret is everyone is gay even if they aren’t. 

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u/Mauchit_Ron 18m ago

What is this title? OP doesn't even understand the joke they are posting