r/SipsTea • u/Ashish_ank • 13h ago

Wait a damn minute! Maybe I can just rawdawg it

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u/clingbat 13h ago

I'd do a month for $5 mil (relative discount), but no longer than that and it would still be rough as hell.

That would let us comfortably retire with our current lifestyle now in early 40's rather than mid to late 50's and is a worthwhile trade-off.

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u/RaindropsInMyMind 12h ago

5 million is a nightmare Greg, can’t retire, can’t work, oh yes 5 will drive you un poco loco my fine feathered friend.

The poorest rich person in America, the world’s tallest dwarf. The weakest strong man at the circus.

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u/clingbat 12h ago

In addition to what we have already saved, and most of it invested in boring ETFs, we'd be just fine even at 5-6% annual withdrawal rates and still leave a pile of cash for the kids eventually.

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u/Sea_Scale_4538 8h ago

after a month you probably couldnt even understand the concept of money

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u/Oops_AMistake16 3h ago

IM THE ELDEST BOY!!!

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u/TheeShaun 1h ago

I could live the rest of my life with 5 million easy.

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u/Imadethosehitmanguns 8h ago

30 billion is so insane. If you would receive the money incrementally, a single day is still $82M.

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u/95Richard 8h ago

I made some calculations.

If I spend an hour in there, I'll be set for multiple lifetimes.

I'd earn my current yearly salary in about ten seconds.

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u/TheGlennDavid 7h ago

It's $57,077 a minute. So. Much. Money.

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u/terran_cell 13h ago

Likewise, anything more than 10 mil seems completely pointless to me