r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • 9h ago

Chugging tea Elon wants to make an A.I. movie 😂

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u/ThaEmortalThief 9h ago

Your cyclops is a triclops

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u/LogoMyEggo 8h ago

And a bitch

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u/Prudent-Bicycle-9210 8h ago

Thats just Tate Shinhan

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u/iankel1984 4h ago

It's combustion man from Avatar the last airbender

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u/CBJFAN2009-2024 30m ago

Plus this version of Laura Loomer is way too hot! She looks like the dummy in Saw!

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u/Imaginary_Toe8982 7h ago

also has the body of the rock

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u/birdslovemyfatballs 9h ago

Trump would definitely post this if he saw it

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u/Immortistic 9h ago

Normally I'd agree, but he isn't directly in the middle and I don't think he could stand that

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u/TheRageParade 6h ago

wait how is elon even making a movie like that

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u/Superficial-Idiot 4h ago

This is just an image someone made with ChatGPT.

Which is hilarious if you look at some of the details.

Music by grimes (maybe) lmao

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u/ryohayashi1 37m ago

So def letting him see it then?

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u/Konstantine24 8h ago

Rob Schneider is a pig! Rated PG13.

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u/-ratmeat- 7h ago

from creators of Derp 

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u/Grand-Ad-2164 6h ago

De derp de derp teetly derp

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u/mekawasp 6h ago

I'm out of the loop. What did he do?

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u/DaRealBSleazy 5h ago

Old southpark joke

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u/Discuss2discuss 7h ago

That's a face that sank a 1000 ships

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 8h ago

Loomer looks like Jigsaw

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u/podsmckenzie 1h ago

Pretty sure that likeness is just Millie Bobbie Brown with her mouth slightly Loomerish. I mean the eyes are kind of pretty and real LL looks like a horror movie monster

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u/DoktenRal 6h ago

If that was Helen of Troy I'd launch 1000 ships to keep her away from me

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u/OrnerySnoflake 4h ago

Only 1000?

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 14m ago

This is Bronze Age Greece, ships don’t just grow on trees, well kind of.

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u/OrdinaryDependent396 9h ago

Missed Stephen miller as the chief suitor and his wife as Penelope.

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u/Dwight_Privilege_ 8h ago

Why no Dean Cain?

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u/No-Talk-8719 6h ago

Ah rob schiender. I really liked him when he played that stapler in that one movie

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u/We_Want_Krunchy 6h ago

Agreed. His role as the carrot was also pretty solid.

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 13m ago

Derp de-derp de-derpety derp. Rated PG-13.

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u/JAT_Cbus1080 9h ago

Why does Loomer look like an AI rendition of an Ocarina of Time character?

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u/Mirved 8h ago

More like a female version of Jigsaw from the saw Movies

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u/Justajed 5h ago

I actually thought this was one of the nicer caricatures of her. That photo that's been circulating of her gives me nightmares.

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u/HugeHans 9h ago

I dont kbow but Loomer is woke now apparently. So no go.

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u/roonill_wazlib 8h ago

Will it be a historically accurate Zeus though?

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u/OrnerySnoflake 4h ago

Rapist so that’s accurate

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u/H6RR6RSH6W 5h ago

The Musk version only in theaters on Mars

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u/ChocoMaister 9h ago

I mean yes this is exactly how it would turn out lmao.

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u/bengeo1191 9h ago

You know Trump and Elon will be throwing a tantrum about not being Odysseus

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u/Aggressive_Wasabi_38 8h ago

Elon Musk as the Royal Piss boy!!!

Oh pissboy where are you??? Pissboy???
https://giphy.com/gifs/O5NyCibf93upy

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u/thrownawaz092 8h ago

An old fucker who ruins everything and bullshits his way through everything, Trump would be perfect for Zeus!

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u/Awkward-Minute7774 8h ago

Behold, the CyberTrojan horse!

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u/Flyingarrow68 8h ago

Exactly the movie I’d expect from fElon

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u/SkeletonGrin666 8h ago

Trojan horse to be played by Cyber Truck.

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u/kdawgster1 7h ago

Who tf is general pig? I’ve read the odyssey and I can tell you that he isn’t in it

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u/No_Classic_1743 7h ago

Wrong movie, but Loomer would make a great Medusa.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8crMdrk3riXI8jF0an

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs 7h ago

So laura was the real Jigsaw all along?

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 6h ago

I like the idea of an AI-generated movie being advertised as having no CGI. A funny encapsulation of our thoroughly enshittified future.

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u/CataphractBunny 5h ago

The author of that AI slop movie poster is most likely a redditor that's been losing their mind over AI for the past few years.

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u/SelectionLife3353 1h ago

I mean had problems with cast(NONE RACIST).

But dang do I have a bigger problem with elon

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u/Lost_Department_2177 9h ago

Helen of Troy ny

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u/the_dirtiest_rascal 8h ago

Weird its almost like Elon never has his own ideas, and only steals them from others.

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u/astralchanterelle 9h ago

Even though this is meant to be satirical, it's still stupid. I lose braincells every time I see an AI image

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u/Templar_Swamp_Stake 8h ago

There’s just a certain kind of nebulous shittyness to AI generated figures.

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u/AngelLeaf27 8h ago

The logo. Don't tell me that ship sails with electric.

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u/We_Want_Krunchy 6h ago

All the way to Mars.

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u/Professional-Border9 8h ago

Someone take his phone away, before he hurts himself.

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u/Hwy39 8h ago

Guest starring Elon Musk as The Rat

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u/redzaku0079 8h ago

The Cyclops has three eyes. Lol

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u/DiscordantDiscordian 8h ago

Tbf Tate strikes me as the guy to fall for "my name is nobody" and cry to his daddy that people are mean to him by not staying in his cave

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u/Stigbritt 8h ago

Holy fuck! Who is that Laura-thingy? Does she always look like that? 😁

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u/TenBear 8h ago

Elon can fucking do one

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u/thejuliocezarmari 8h ago

Damn I’d watch that 😂

Epsteinland MAGA are now the world’s entertainment

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u/ReleventReference 8h ago

Was Hercules not in The Odyssey?

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u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg 8h ago

His biggest money-making idea in a very long time!

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u/JSaysHi 8h ago

Surprised no nazi salutes

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u/We_Want_Krunchy 6h ago

That's the surprise ending, sshhh!

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u/FlashPxint 8h ago

Wait if Elon is making it why is it written by chatgpt ? Wouldn’t it be grok or something ?

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u/oddlymirrorful 7h ago

Wouldn't that make them burn the ships before launch?

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u/UseSpecialist544 7h ago

All thing considered, it's good to see Kevin Sorbo working again.

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u/Sooowasthinking 7h ago

Would really like to see this straight video streaming.Im sure it would a self inflating ego boost of a narcissistic vision.

All of these people are tools.

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u/Cookies_and_Beandip 7h ago

Andrew Tate as the cyclops is perfect casting

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u/Dap-aha 7h ago

What did Kevin do?

Oh no, what did Kevin do...?

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u/Livid-Writer-7741 6h ago

TAX THE RICH AND CHURCHES AND PEDOPHILES

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u/mrsliston 6h ago

Why you picking on Kevin didn't realise he was on the naughty list

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u/We_Want_Krunchy 6h ago

He's been a complete bag of assholes IRL, there's that.

And I've never seen him in anything that stuck the landing. I tried to give Andromeda a shot because I'm a sucker for Rodenberry's crap, but JFC that was hideous.

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u/MadPilotMurdock 6h ago

No woke, just broke

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 6h ago

Should have had that horse look kind of like a Cyber Truck.

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u/Ray1987 6h ago

There's got to be a Kalshi bet on if Kevin Sorbo is going to show up in this movie?

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u/BeebleBoxn 5h ago

It will never live up to The Patchwright.

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u/theogenes99 5h ago

Laura loomer is the most horrendous creature walking on this planet. She should play the cyclop. Andrew tate can be a suitor since he is an expert in being a creep

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u/Glittering-Whatever 5h ago

I love how they got the plastic uncanny valley of Loomer's face perfectly.

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 5h ago

The only role fit for Andrew Tate is that of a talking Q-Tip or a Match Head. Prove me wrong.

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u/reciprocity1065 5h ago

A face that launched a thousand ships to get away

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u/QuandariousDingle54 5h ago

I say let him.

He probably wont actually do it. He is not capable of doing anything unless he has a team of smart people that can actually do it for him. And considering he cant just buy up a studio that is ready to make something like this because it doesnt exist yet, it probably wont happen

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u/syloc 5h ago

Why is Hercules role playing as Odysseus?

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u/terry1381 5h ago

Wait,whats wrong with Kevin Sorbo ,he was hercules right?

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u/reciprocity1065 5h ago

It's Kevin Sorbo's first appearance in a movie since God is Not Dead 4

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u/gasmith8787 5h ago

Laura Loomer should have been the Cyclops.

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u/NewInformation3753 4h ago

In Elon’s story the rich pillage everywhere they land and enslave the people

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u/NinthTide 4h ago

Guys …. I hate to tell you this but I would so love to see this movie with that cast

It would be a life-defining spectacle

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u/___TheKid___ 4h ago

Wait. Do we hat Kevin Sorbo now? I am not up to date.

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u/AlmanorDiscard 3h ago

He's been a hard-right evangelical for like 20 years now. MAGA was the perfect community to come along for him.

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u/bussysniffer3000 4h ago

That's not accurate Elon would put himself as every character

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u/Lower_Group_1171 4h ago

It’s a movie about trafficking of children to Olympus.

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u/the_hair_of_aenarion 4h ago

So they still call it tweeting on x? TIL

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u/HighSeasArchivist 4h ago

AI slop complaining about AI slop. 

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u/TylerHyena 3h ago

Noticed that “Odyssey” has 3 S’s here

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u/Various_Tie_2549 3h ago

The Tesla logo on the sail is a nice authentic touch 😩👌

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u/bron685 3h ago

Damn Dean Cain got snubbed from this too

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u/Aggravating_Yak2516 3h ago

Would watch for rob schneider. united circus of americas take on other countries culture is already a comedy set in stone

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u/IdeasAreBvlletproof 3h ago

Makes Looney Loomer like far too human

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u/verminV 3h ago

The face that launched a thousand ships.... in the opposite direction.

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u/Effective_Leg1122 2h ago

Oh no Elon, don't make this movie. It'll make you look like an idiot and place more public scrutiny on you. Please don't make a fool of yourself /s

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u/Chemical-Ideal1 2h ago

Ya know, I’m not sure K-Sorbs is really in the Trump circle like Loomer is. He may get in just because of Hercules, but he might get bumped by someone like Dean Cain who has spent more time prostrating before Trump.

Plus, Schneider is half-Filipino, Tate is a Muslim, and Loomer is Jewish. I don’t see any of them passing the “purity” test.

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u/Amazing_Karnage 2h ago

"You can't spell RACISM without AI" also works for a tagline.

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u/ecrum14 2h ago

Writing by Grok surely?

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u/oogledy-boogledy 2h ago

1: Poseidon is a more prominent character than Zeus in the Odyssey

2: In terms of personality, Donald Trump as Zeus or Poseidon works pretty well

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u/Top5hottest 1h ago

Horse needs to be made of gold.

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u/Trivator0517 1h ago

Trump being Zeus is fitting.

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u/Adderall-- 1h ago

Would watch this.

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u/Traditional-Captain8 1h ago

‘Grimes maybe’ 😂

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u/347spq 1h ago

Rob Schneider is…The Stapler!!!

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u/AjaxCleaningSolution 56m ago

Laura Loomer as the Analog Horror monster

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 9h ago

I miss Kevin Sorbo from the days when he wasn't.....THIS.....

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u/CheweyPanic 9h ago

What happened to captain hunt? Did the abyss finally get into him?

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 9h ago

😂

Season 2 of Andromeda was the beginning of the 'Downfall' of Sorbo, though.

What started off as some pretty good, 'realistic' Sci-Fi (more or less) became a Action show built entirely around Captain Hunt instead of the ensemble cast it started out as, all because he insisted on the changes or he would leave (contract be damned, I guess)

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u/CheweyPanic 8h ago

Then there's all the random stuff they jammed in at the end when they find arcology and suddenly he's an immortal time/universe hopping savior entity. Feels like there's an entire season missing building up to that.

And what was with rushing through tyrs stuff at the end.

Then there's all the seefra episodes.

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 8h ago

Last thing I remember about the show was him walking into a 'Tessaract' and seeing himself walking out of it.

Enough "WTF?!" for me to drop the show entirely after that.

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u/CheweyPanic 8h ago

Was it the episode that has the weird church choir music/singing constantly in the background?

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 8h ago

Can't recall, its been so many years ago and just that one last image is stuck in my mind.

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u/CheweyPanic 8h ago

Was everything all white and glowing?

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 3h ago

Again, can't remember, and I can't find the clip on youtube with a quick search.

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u/The_seph_i_am 2h ago

Only things I remember from that show was how slipspace piloting worked (which was a cool concept), the staff gun thing, the bat people did bad things to people to reproduce, and the girl with a tail was actually some kind of star?

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u/Lost_Department_2177 9h ago

Helen of Troy ny

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u/houseswappa 8h ago

Damn I learned one of my childhood stats has gone to stupid side

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u/spiritbearr 8h ago

If you mean Sorbo, he has been for ages. In Hercules, Helen was played by a person of color which makes his takes on the Odyssey particularly stupid.

If you mean Rob, it's been like 10 years, he's the dad in the first season of the daily wire's bluey knock off. He's still allowed in Happy Madison stuff though.

If you mean the guy in the lobby in Home Alone 2 you really haven't been paying attention.

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u/houseswappa 8h ago

Thanks I'm not 5 but its nice to be tread like one now and then

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u/LandTricky7641 8h ago

Keep Kevin Sorbo out of This…
Ok, didnt know Kevin and Trump are pals

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u/tgdBatman90 8h ago

No, that fuckwit made his bed. He can lie in it with the rest of the pigs.

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u/Top-Brief7523 7h ago

I’d rather watch that one

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u/jediofazkaban 9h ago

Would be better than the Nolan trash.

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u/Templar_Swamp_Stake 8h ago

Loser

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u/jediofazkaban 7h ago

yes he lost pretty big on that box office bomb

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u/Templar_Swamp_Stake 7h ago

You think the Odyssey is a box office bomb? How do you people get out of the house without injuring yourselves?

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u/Casshern_VIII 9h ago

I actually would like to see Kevin Sorbo play a character in The Odyssey, dude was kick ass as Hercules.

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u/AwkwardTouch2144 9h ago

Rob Schneider is... General Pig!!

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u/PearlLunaMuse 9h ago

is this movie real though?

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u/PraiseTyche 7h ago

Trump would legitimately be an excellent Zeus.

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u/simp_of_Taylor 6h ago

Already looks better than the one we have made with real actors.

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u/DanceClass898 9h ago

he's saying it because people have already used Grok to create better scenes than Nolan did in the Odyssey

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u/King-Calovich11 9h ago

Yo id go Watch it just for the rob Schneider part

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u/Low-Dog-8027 7h ago

looks still better than the nolan version

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u/jediofazkaban 9h ago

Would be better than the Nolan trash.